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BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Ok I've finally got around to doing the intro thingy.........so please be gentle with me [Wink]



Name: Lisa

Sex: Female

Age: Hmmmm 30 now

Location: London UK (living with the yummy Coleman smile

Your favourite website/s: I only have the one..and you're sat on it right now

Toys: Staff, double staff, poi and a dabble in juggling

Been twirling for: Ohh it must be 5 years now

Occupation: Office manager

Hobbies: Twirling, judo, drinking with friends (yep that's turning into a hobby) [Smoking]

Music: Drum and Bass, breaks, trance...ohh just about anything with a beat really!

Movies: Soo bloody many to choose from but I'll give you two of my top ones Matrix and Lord of the Rings

Favourite Book: Lord of the Rings.........

Favourite Colour: It has to be flame red



I guess I should start this off by telling you that MARMITE isn't my preferred choice of filling, although thanks to Princess Cass I do love Nutella now [Smile]

Thanks to the bubbly world of HOP I've made friends with so many truly great people from all over the world. I get a warm happy feeling knowing that people out there really care about others... <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" /> <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/ubblove.gif" /> <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" /> ...you guys rock my world.



Thanks for listening......this is BamBam over and out!!!!



[ 13. August 2003, 01:12: Message edited by: BamBam ]

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:
Yes and remember a friend in need of a shag is a friend indeed

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Um, true......where's this going?

Have you got "humourous stories from days of old"???

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Small Boy...you're a bloody star.

Kat, how true

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:
Stories...ah would stories I could tell..

but I'm old and senile now and my single days of shame are best left untold!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
dave?

otom.
sprow.
kana.
tikwana.
sandwoh.
bagnosellasmee...?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
hello...

i wish to tell you a story about one mans strugle in a time of suffering, hope in the face of pain, laugher int eh face of defeat, so all line up and take your seat.

there once was a man named bob. he had a dog. the dog was called spot. bob liked spot. the end.
KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:
UCF your story has moved me beyond words.

Now can you tell me a story to stop me being mute?

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
(*Quick note:- Have no phone, no e-mails, 3 mins access to net.......*)

Give u a shout when I finish if you're still about.......x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London

Posted:
No

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
DAMMIT!

i forgot that i had a full hip flask of sloe gin in my bag - we could have got well pissed

laters girly girl

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
hello gorgeous yes...im talking to you....yes...you!

how are you doing? im sat hewre at school...on a lovely day pissing around nothing nothing at all...
colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
i'd just like to reiterate a couple of the points from my last post;



two big sticks are good

why did no-one tell me this before...?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London

Posted:
We did, only you were too busy with your poi to listen

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
*takes a brief pause from spinning*

sorry, what? i missed that completely...
ah well.

*starts spinning again*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
fool...
Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Posted:



Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Posted:
***Skin up***

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
I'll skin up if someone goes and gets Lisa a page 6 for me.......

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Posted:
Ok.....

Heads off looking for that elusive Page 6. Now where can it be, I know I saw it earlier



Kewl, here it is! There you go Teeny one...

Now skin up bitch

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London

Posted:
watch it young lady, or you might find your bottom on the end of one of these

Ohh and I'll complete your request when I get home from work because I do believe you forgot to pick up something from home that you might need for the weekend hehehe I'll keep it safe.

BamBam

Hi on life thanks to a late night text
you know who you are......thank you

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Posted:
The skin up comment was meant for SmallBoy, but if you wanna do it too - that's cool!

Arse - about forgetting that stuff... b*ggerations!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
*wanders in with a and for Bammers and Hels*

Anyone got an electric socket I can play with?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Can't help you with the socket Mr Lightening, but how about one of these and perhaps a

Mike honey, are you feeling better now?

Bammers

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
Much better! Do you have a ? Then I'd be perfect (well, as perfect as Lightning can be without an electric socket)...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
ahhh...i can help with that mate...

right lets read the instabifta instructions:
thanks for buying the instabifta 2000. in this pack, you will find:

one eigth of finest grade skunk
one extra long rizla slim
one inch long peice of card to create roach
one cigerette
one pokey thingy
one fire creating implement

step one. roll card into a tight tube.

step two. tuck flap w43 into slot g93 making sure that the fe2 and fp9 sections are interweaved with flaps k38 and vq8

step3. whilst keeping hold of side a8b3 and l6b, grip flap yt8 and ow9 between your teeth

step 4. do a silly dance

step 5. usinsg the pokey thingy poke the other thingy down.

step 6. put one finger in your ear and the other in your nose and make a loud farting noise

step 7. MOISTen flap js84 and place on flaps nr4 and yp8

step 8. using thumb and fore finger, twist the end of the instabifta tightly.

step 9. using the fire creating implement create fire at the twisted end of the instabifta whilst inhaling.

step 10. there is no step 10


bosh....there you go...thats yours i think mate.

[ 29. March 2003, 09:12: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Posted:
Lisa's on the phone RIGHT NOW, buying our Glastonbury tickets. Yeah Baby Yeah!!!!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
sorry darlings...you have this bifta while i go to colemans and give him the bifta i was asked to make up...

my bad..
BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London

Posted:
MMmmmm breakfast...thanks UCOF

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
thats fine sweetie....i wish i had some breakfast...im bloody starving...

and im skint...but i will be coming down tongiht come rain or shine..
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