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809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
Originally posted by Patrick King of the Badgers
She is so going to kill me for this!!!
Name: Myste
Age: 26 or 6 1/2 in Leap Years!
Location: Just off the edge of reality.
Occupation: Coaxing wombats from cover to beat them about the head with a stick. That and telling King of Badgers she's the inspiration for most, if not all, Terry Pratchett novels.
Interests: Bubble wrap and french peas! Manning!
Known Aliases: Heidi, Queen of the Alps! Bubba! And Zoltan!
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! If contact is lost with Patrick (me), please inform INTERPOL that he was last seen being threatened to have his noggin pummelled like a wombat!
Cheers!
Originally posted by Patrick King of the Badgers
She is so going to kill me for this!!!
Name: Myste
Age: 26 or 6 1/2 in Leap Years!
Location: Just off the edge of reality.
Occupation: Coaxing wombats from cover to beat them about the head with a stick. That and telling King of Badgers she's the inspiration for most, if not all, Terry Pratchett novels.
Interests: Bubble wrap and french peas! Manning!
Known Aliases: Heidi, Queen of the Alps! Bubba! And Zoltan!
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! If contact is lost with Patrick (me), please inform INTERPOL that he was last seen being threatened to have his noggin pummelled like a wombat!
Cheers!
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Patrick, you are right. She is going to kill you for this one! It really isn't safe leaving you alone like that.
Patrick, you are right. She is going to kill you for this one! It really isn't safe leaving you alone like that.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
PATRICK!!!!! 
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
Badgers prepare for the demise of your king!
Heidi indeed
*pout* And who is Zoltan?
I don't even know what French peas are! Can someone explain these to me? Though bubble wrap is cool
Now as to the wambat beating.... I place all blame for that on a certain canadian who instructed me on the art of seal clubbing. Well we don't, after all, have seals, so wambats it is.
Course living off the edge of reality i will gladly lay claim to
Yes Gidg you are right i should know better than to leave the Badger King on his own.
PATRICK!!!!! IMPORTANT NOTICE:
Badgers prepare for the demise of your king!
Heidi indeed
*pout* And who is Zoltan?I don't even know what French peas are! Can someone explain these to me? Though bubble wrap is cool
Now as to the wambat beating.... I place all blame for that on a certain canadian who instructed me on the art of seal clubbing. Well we don't, after all, have seals, so wambats it is.
Course living off the edge of reality i will gladly lay claim to
Yes Gidg you are right i should know better than to leave the Badger King on his own.
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Posted:
**giggles**
that was funny
'ello again! didn't get to chat with you much on the old boards. but perhaps that can change now!
**giggles**
that was funny
'ello again! didn't get to chat with you much on the old boards. but perhaps that can change now!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Posted:
French peas in Canada are peas that want to seperate from the rest of the food on the plate, but keep the dish and have the rest of the food pay for its upkeep!
And about the clubbing thing. Why is it that Australian commercials for Canadian Whiskey have none-to-subtle references to clubbing seals?
DISLAIMER!!! No wombats or seal were harmed in the writing of this post!
Quote:
I don't even know what French peas are! Can someone explain these to me?
Now as to the wambat beating.... I place all blame for that on a certain canadian who instructed me on the art of seal clubbing.
French peas in Canada are peas that want to seperate from the rest of the food on the plate, but keep the dish and have the rest of the food pay for its upkeep!
And about the clubbing thing. Why is it that Australian commercials for Canadian Whiskey have none-to-subtle references to clubbing seals?
DISLAIMER!!! No wombats or seal were harmed in the writing of this post!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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ZORT!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
the ads also refer to writing your name by pissing in the snow. do you do that in canadia?
the ads also refer to writing your name by pissing in the snow. do you do that in canadia?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Can i be a badger to please?
I like badgers very muchly.
Can i be a badger to please?
I like badgers very muchly.
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Posted:
Shouldn't you be busy corrupting your mind with an education right now?
Shouldn't you be busy corrupting your mind with an education right now?
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
nope.
nope.
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Posted:
Thanks Myste,
SoupPlus was wonderful. And although, Jazz is a poor second to the Blues in my opinion.... t'was still great.
Thanks Myste,
SoupPlus was wonderful. And although, Jazz is a poor second to the Blues in my opinion.... t'was still great.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
Mushroom!!!
Mushroom!!!
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Posted:
Don't you just love people who lose a bet and then claim they only partly lost?
Don't you just love people who lose a bet and then claim they only partly lost?
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Posted:
Nah. I prefer people who come in to say hello, can't be bothered reading most of the threads so justs sits downa nd starts handing out curry samosas to everyone...
Nah. I prefer people who come in to say hello, can't be bothered reading most of the threads so justs sits downa nd starts handing out curry samosas to everyone...
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ZORT!
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ZORT!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
did someone mention curry samosas?
did someone mention curry samosas?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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Posted:
MMMM, samosas!!!!
MMMM, samosas!!!!
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ZORT!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
i have the hankering for a really good chicken vindaloo.
i have the hankering for a really good chicken vindaloo.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
Hi all!!!!
Not been here in a bit - Partick tends to hog the computer
Oh there's no review post button anymore - well lets see what i remember.....
Gidg - i miss you!
Bounce - yes i know i kind of stopped being online right after i met you. Well i'm back now and will happily come visit you in your r-rated thread!
(well when patrick goes home 
i'll be online more often again)
Gnor - Hello!!!!!!
crusty orange fish - of course you can be a badger! Course then Patrick and i will rule over you sure you want that?
Jafar - A snake!!! A snake!!!
Charles - I would love a samoso! and hello!!! not seen you in a while. I'll have to pop into your thread and not read the posts and hand out curry puffs!!!
Dentrassi - now was that a dinner offer when you mentioned the vindaloo?
And my King - I did NOT lose that bet!!!!! Not my fault you canadians don't make yourselves clear Glad you liked soup plus! Wish you weren't leaving so soon!
GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi all!!!!
Not been here in a bit - Partick tends to hog the computer
Oh there's no review post button anymore - well lets see what i remember.....
Gidg -
i miss you!Bounce - yes i know i kind of stopped being online right after i met you. Well i'm back now and will happily come visit you in your r-rated thread!
(well when patrick goes home i'll be online more often again)Gnor - Hello!!!!!!
crusty orange fish
- of course you can be a badger! Course then Patrick and i will rule over you sure you want that? Jafar - A snake!!! A snake!!!
Charles - I would love a samoso! and hello!!!
not seen you in a while. I'll have to pop into your thread and not read the posts and hand out curry puffs!!! Dentrassi - now was that a dinner offer when you mentioned the vindaloo?
And my King
- I did NOT lose that bet!!!!! Not my fault you canadians don't make yourselves clear Glad you liked soup plus! Wish you weren't leaving so soon! GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Posted:
aww yay! group hug! yes will definately chat with ya once patrick stops being a computer hog (just kick him in the shin and while he's distracted get to the computer!)
aww yay! group hug! yes will definately chat with ya once patrick stops being a computer hog (just kick him in the shin and while he's distracted get to the computer!
) I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Posted:
She has me chained to her bed most of the time....Then she has the nerve to say I hog the computer!!! No, the fact that her comp is in the shop and we use a flatmate's..... Women!!!! 
(Note: No badgers were harmed in the writting of the above. However, their King is sure to be toast!)
She has me chained to her bed most of the time....Then she has the nerve to say I hog the computer!!!
No, the fact that her comp is in the shop and we use a flatmate's..... Women!!!! (Note: No badgers were harmed in the writting of the above. However, their King is sure to be toast!)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
So hows life with the Badger King........
...........and I am told you should untie your love slaves sometimes to keep their muscle tone good.
So hows life with the Badger King........
...........and I am told you should untie your love slaves sometimes to keep their muscle tone good.
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Insert Champagne Here
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Insert Champagne Here
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
just give them bending bars so they can work out on them!
just give them bending bars so they can work out on them!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Posted:
So, held any kangaroo scrotums in your hand lately?
(Note: Yes! A kangaroo was hurt prior to the aforementioned event in question.)
So, held any kangaroo scrotums in your hand lately?
(Note: Yes! A kangaroo was hurt prior to the aforementioned event in question.)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
ewwwwww.... Patrick.
So are you going to buy some scrotum pouches to take home as presents......good momento
ewwwwww.... Patrick.
So are you going to buy some scrotum pouches to take home as presents......good momento
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Posted:
Well, I was tempted by the kangaroo paw bottle-opener. But it was $30. Or the cane-toad change purse.
Now I wish I had of grabbed that dead possum on the side of the road, last week. Just think of all the souvenirs I could have made from it for friends and family.
Well, I was tempted by the kangaroo paw bottle-opener. But it was $30. Or the cane-toad change purse.
Now I wish I had of grabbed that dead possum on the side of the road, last week. Just think of all the souvenirs I could have made from it for friends and family.
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Posted:
Thread them onto a necklaces - hello by the way lol
Thread them onto a necklaces - hello by the way lol
Burn !
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
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Posted:
Hmm..cant think of any badger like critters here.....wombats....nah
mmmm....home cured possum trinkets.
Go for the kanga pouches..
Hmm..cant think of any badger like critters here.....wombats....nah
mmmm....home cured possum trinkets.
Go for the kanga pouches..
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Posted:
when i was down in tassie i found a shawl made completly from possum tails!
only in tassie, it was evena an antique:) forty aussie dollars..
when i was down in tassie i found a shawl made completly from possum tails!
only in tassie, it was evena an antique:) forty aussie dollars..
did some one say they saw a flying purple people eater??
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Posted:
My nana used to give me lucky rabbits feet......I thought they were fab until I realised that the rest of the rabbit was in the stew
My nana used to give me lucky rabbits feet......I thought they were fab until I realised that the rest of the rabbit was in the stew
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Posted:
eww i wouldn't thread them onto necklaces. had a classmate once that had a toad hollowed out, petrified in some way, and made into a purse that hung around his neck. not even kidding. he was a scary one. took the brain of a fetal pig (we were in biology together) home to put under his sister's pillow to scare her.
**shudders**
i wish i was kidding about all that. but i'm not
eww i wouldn't thread them onto necklaces. had a classmate once that had a toad hollowed out, petrified in some way, and made into a purse that hung around his neck. not even kidding. he was a scary one. took the brain of a fetal pig (we were in biology together) home to put under his sister's pillow to scare her.
**shudders**
i wish i was kidding about all that. but i'm not
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Posted:
Naaah, that sort of stuff is old hat.
What you need is one of these Hee hee hee web page
Naaah, that sort of stuff is old hat.
What you need is one of these Hee hee hee web page
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