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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Well, since so many people had their intro threads wiped out and are starting new ones, I figure I could use these events to start my own, ultra-untimely intro, seeing as how I've been around HoP for like 3 years.
So then:
Name: Vance
Alias: Van, Vanize, Add, Zaidou (my 'African' name) ... oh, and I almost forgot, Pixie Banger! (don't ask if you don't really want to know).
Age: 34 (35 now)
Location: Potchefstroom, South Africa (WSW of Jo'berg) presently. Grew up in Houston, Texas. Most of my Family lives in Austin, Texas. I'm moving to Berlin, Germany in January for 2 years. (ok, been in Berlin for a year now)
Favourite Toys: sailboats (been sailing 29 years), surfboards (been surfing 19 years), poi (3.5 years) (almost 5 years now)
Occupation: Reasearch scientist (Ph.D. in space physics)
Hobbies: Too many - sailing, surfing, poi, scale models, travelling, collecting stamps and paper money from places I visit, Dungeons & Dragons, SCUBA diving, tropical fish, reading, painting, drawing, getting projects ready for Burningman, ....
Your favourite website/s: www.burningman.com
Music: I'll listen to most anything except modern country music. My favorites are classical (e.g. vivaldi, beethoven), trance, classic rock (led zep, hendrix, beatles), and what used to be called alternative (foo fighters, pixies, whale, ...)
Movies: blade runner (director's cut), strictly ballroom, band of brothers (more like a mini series I guess), amelie, ... er, I know there are more, but I can't think of them just now.
Books: mostly sci-fi, fantasy, and history.
Philosophy: Technological Gaiaism, Quantum Fatalism
Favourite Colour: Burgandy ( sorry Alice!)
Favourite Quote/Saying:
From a movie: "Gentleman, we have a blind date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!" - the Shoveler (Mystery Men).
From literature: "The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love" - W. Somerset Maughn
From personal life: "I was just telling Sara K. that I have no particular segway between being stone cold sober and really wasted. Then she kicked her glass of water across the room..." - Zouwera (Christmas day, 2002, west africa)
So that is that. We'll see if it goes anywhere, eh?
EDITED_BY: vanize (1111489303)
Well, since so many people had their intro threads wiped out and are starting new ones, I figure I could use these events to start my own, ultra-untimely intro, seeing as how I've been around HoP for like 3 years.
So then:
Name: Vance
Alias: Van, Vanize, Add, Zaidou (my 'African' name) ... oh, and I almost forgot, Pixie Banger! (don't ask if you don't really want to know).
Age: 34 (35 now)
Location: Potchefstroom, South Africa (WSW of Jo'berg) presently. Grew up in Houston, Texas. Most of my Family lives in Austin, Texas. I'm moving to Berlin, Germany in January for 2 years. (ok, been in Berlin for a year now)
Favourite Toys: sailboats (been sailing 29 years), surfboards (been surfing 19 years), poi (3.5 years) (almost 5 years now)
Occupation: Reasearch scientist (Ph.D. in space physics)
Hobbies: Too many - sailing, surfing, poi, scale models, travelling, collecting stamps and paper money from places I visit, Dungeons & Dragons, SCUBA diving, tropical fish, reading, painting, drawing, getting projects ready for Burningman, ....
Your favourite website/s: www.burningman.com
Music: I'll listen to most anything except modern country music. My favorites are classical (e.g. vivaldi, beethoven), trance, classic rock (led zep, hendrix, beatles), and what used to be called alternative (foo fighters, pixies, whale, ...)
Movies: blade runner (director's cut), strictly ballroom, band of brothers (more like a mini series I guess), amelie, ... er, I know there are more, but I can't think of them just now.
Books: mostly sci-fi, fantasy, and history.
Philosophy: Technological Gaiaism, Quantum Fatalism
Favourite Colour: Burgandy ( sorry Alice!)
Favourite Quote/Saying:
From a movie: "Gentleman, we have a blind date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!" - the Shoveler (Mystery Men).
From literature: "The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love" - W. Somerset Maughn
From personal life: "I was just telling Sara K. that I have no particular segway between being stone cold sober and really wasted. Then she kicked her glass of water across the room..." - Zouwera (Christmas day, 2002, west africa)
So that is that. We'll see if it goes anywhere, eh?
EDITED_BY: vanize (1111489303)
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
lol you can share my chocolate from my tree if you want..lol hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate...runs off to find some
lol you can share my chocolate from my tree if you want..lol hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate...runs off to find some
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Ok, it's Spanky Time in the Pervy Fem Haven!
ok, that is a 6X6 matrics of spanks - giving us 36 in all (my age plus one to "grow" on). Anyone else?
I'll use a chocolate paddle if you like...
And what happened to my cabana boy? I used to have a cabana boy around here so as to attract more women - wasn't it Lightning? Is he sleeping on the job again? for him too!
Ok, it's Spanky Time in the Pervy Fem Haven!
ok, that is a 6X6 matrics of spanks - giving us 36 in all (my age plus one to "grow" on). Anyone else?
I'll use a chocolate paddle if you like...
And what happened to my cabana boy? I used to have a cabana boy around here so as to attract more women - wasn't it Lightning? Is he sleeping on the job again?
for him too! -v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
what a fantastic way to be woken up, lol 
what a fantastic way to be woken up, lol
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
being on the naughty girls bench is quite fun all of a sudden!
being on the naughty girls bench is quite fun all of a sudden!
Gayle.....!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
That's half the point of being on the naughty girls bench I thought - unless my view of dark feminine pervyness is just way off...
Hold it!!!! WHO ATE THE HANDLE OFF THE CHOCOLATE PADDLE?!?!
That's half the point of being on the naughty girls bench I thought - unless my view of dark feminine pervyness is just way off...
Hold it!!!! WHO ATE THE HANDLE OFF THE CHOCOLATE PADDLE?!?!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Here's mine ----->
Here's mine ----->
Gayle.....!
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
good one!
At least you know it wasn't me...chocolate...bluck!
good one! At least you know it wasn't me...chocolate...bluck!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
if I didn't actually know you and how much you really do hate chocolate, I'd be mighty suspicious right now!
if I didn't actually know you and how much you really do hate chocolate, I'd be mighty suspicious right now!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
awww...now why would I want to do such a thing like that?
I know what comes after the 
awww...now why would I want to do such a thing like that?
I know what comes after the
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*tried very hard to look innocent*
*tried very hard to look innocent*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
"tried"
tried and failed I think!
or was that a typo and you meant "tries"?
oh, I don't know - I'd better err on the side of caution and spank you anyway!
"tried"
tried and failed I think!
or was that a typo and you meant "tries"?
oh, I don't know - I'd better err on the side of caution and spank you anyway!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
ouch! but but but but but it was chocolate...... whats a girl to do?
ouch! but but but but but it was chocolate...... whats a girl to do?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Bwahahaha!
you have discovered the secret trap within the chocolate paddle scheme my dear!!!
Bwahahaha!
you have discovered the secret trap within the chocolate paddle scheme my dear!!!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
pffft you evil man! Foiled by a chocolate paddle. Anyway surely its my turn to spank you for being do devious!
pffft you evil man!
Foiled by a chocolate paddle. Anyway surely its my turn to spank you for being do devious! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
Spanking vanize?
joins in the fun
Spanking vanize? joins in the fun
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Mmmmm chocolate and spankings, what a combination.
Mmmmm chocolate and spankings, what a combination.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Posted:
my introduction is in the land of the living again.
i'm having a threadwarming party. please come. BYO fluffy things. threadwarming presents welcome.
my introduction is in the land of the living again.
i'm having a threadwarming party. please come. BYO fluffy things. threadwarming presents welcome. SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ha Ha Skully and Vanize spanking each other. Falmouth's going to be fun!!!!
Ha Ha Skully and Vanize spanking each other. Falmouth's going to be fun!!!!
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Well at least I'm not going to be bound and gagged in the boot of your car Gayle!
Well at least I'm not going to be bound and gagged in the boot of your car Gayle! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Nah, it'll be in the back of sarah's instead!!!
Nah, it'll be in the back of sarah's instead!!!
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I thought I'd got out of it all together! pffffft......
*wonders off to find a body guard*
I thought I'd got out of it all together! pffffft......*wonders off to find a body guard*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Posted:
*ears pricked up at thread title*
Well, hello....
*ears pricked up at thread title*
Well, hello....
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oops sorry wrong thread (evidentally)
Oops sorry wrong thread (evidentally)
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Hi there!
so... are you really a pervy fem, or just a moderator trolling for un-HoP acceptable posting?
well, no matter, either way you should be spanked!
(only a few to start with till I see how you react - could be that you have entirely different fetishes you know...)
Written by: flash fire
*ears pricked up at thread title*
Well, hello....
Hi there!
so... are you really a pervy fem, or just a moderator trolling for un-HoP acceptable posting?
well, no matter, either way you should be spanked!
(only a few to start with till I see how you react - could be that you have entirely different fetishes you know...)
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Vanize you missed out Cantus. I think he wants you to spank him too.... thats why he wiggled his lil tushy in through the door
Vanize you missed out Cantus. I think he wants you to spank him too.... thats why he wiggled his lil tushy in through the door
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
oh! he could be the new cabana boy!!!!
oh Caaaanntuuuuussssss.....
Written by: Skulduggery
Vanize you missed out Cantus. I think he wants you to spank him too.... thats why he wiggled his lil tushy in through the door
oh! he could be the new cabana boy!!!!
oh Caaaanntuuuuussssss.....
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Posted:
*mod hat off, along with this other restrictive clothing*
not trolling baby,
*mod hat off, along with this other restrictive clothing*
not trolling baby,
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
If he wants in on the action, are you sure he's gonna make a good cabana boy? I mean, they're supposed to be all about making the girlies happy 'n all...
If he wants in on the action, are you sure he's gonna make a good cabana boy? I mean, they're supposed to be all about making the girlies happy 'n all...
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Oooh Cantus as a Cabana Boy!!!
Ohh boy! Oh boy!
Oooh Cantus as a Cabana Boy!!!
Ohh boy! Oh boy!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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