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Kelt 34 posts
Location: Dayton, OH USA


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Follow this link. If you can stare at the picture for THREE MINUTES without laughing, you're fine and sane.Otherwise..
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Insanity test------------------Let me stand next to yourFire, fire on the mountain...

Let me stand next to yourFire, fire on the mountain...


SupermanBRONZE Member
829 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA


Posted:
ok i lasted approximately 0.0001 seconds...i found it histerically funny..I think i hear them coming to take me away
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


- Mark Twain


Myst 439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA


Posted:
I didn't laugh but I feel insane for sitting through two minutes of it. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't. Maybe the other voices in my head were interfearing? Who knows.Eric

Its about talent, not make up or costumes.


Wren 33 posts
Location: Mt. Horeb, Wi, USA


Posted:
*knock on, followed by immediate opening, of the door* Let's see here...Superman? So, you believe you're Superman? I see. *makes note* Have you been hearing anything unusual recently? Something that you think you maybe shouldn't be hearing? What's that? I see. So, you believe there are people coming to take you away and lock you up? *makes note* Well, don't worry about that; you're in a safe place now. Now, let's discuss these people coming to take you away...Do you know them? Do you have something--some information, money, anything--that they want? I see. *makes note* Could you tell me anything about about these people and how they are--are they going to kill you? Kryptonite? I see. *makes note*Is there any history of mental illness in your family? Don't worry, I'm not saying you're crazy, it would just help us get an idea of what we're dealing with. And don't worry. Everything you say here will be strictly confidential, and only the doctors, nurses, occupational therapists, data entry typists, hospit-err, sanctuary--administrative assistants, and the outside therapists, psychologists, and psychiatrists you work with will be able to see your files.Well, all I need you to do at this time is sign at the bottom of this form. Don't worry! Like I said, you're in a safe place now. *smiles reassuringly as you sign* Alright, Betty, one of our nurses, will be down in a few minutes with your meds and then will be taking your vitals. I'll see you tomorrow, after OT. Thank you. *shakes hand*-Dr. Wren

-WrenAnd that, my friends, is condensed evil.


adamrice 1,015 posts
Location: Austin TX USA


Posted:
I found it mildly amusing for exactly 0.47 seconds, after which it just got really annoying. Does this mean I'm sane or just dull?

Laugh while you can, monkey-boy


SupermanBRONZE Member
829 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA


Posted:
<> *knock on, followed by immediate opening, of the door* Let's see here...Superman? [YES] So, you believe you're Superman? [IVE GOT THE TATTOO]I see. *makes note* Have you been hearing anything unusual recently?[HEARING OR SEEING?] Something that you think you maybe shouldn't be hearing? [SHOULDNT BE HEARING? SHOULD I BE DEAF? OH MY GOD!!! AM I GOING DEAF???]What's that? [THATS MY PET PURPLE ELEPHANT, HIS NAME IS HARVEY. WATCH OUT, HE SPITS]I see. So, you believe there are people coming to take you away and lock you up? [IM SURE THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THAT]*makes note* Well, don't worry about that; you're in a safe place now. [YES I FEEL VERY SAFE IN THIS..WHITE..STRANGLEY QUIET..PADDED ROOM WITH NO WINDOWS]Now, let's discuss these people coming to take you away...[SURE]Do you know them? [IF I KNEW THEM I WOULDNT HAVE REFERRED TO THEM AS THEY, I WOULD HAVE USED THEIR GIVEN NAMES]Do you have something--some information, money, anything--that they want? [NO...THEY WANT ME]I see. [YOU "SEE" ALOT]*makes note* Could you tell me anything about about these people and how they are--are they going to kill you? [KILL ME? SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME????]Kryptonite? [MY DOG??]I see. [THERE YOU GO AGAIN]*makes note*Is there any history of mental illness in your family? [MY MOM TRYED TO HIT ME WITH A GUITAR ONCE, THEN SHE PUT BANNANAS IN MY PANCAKES...DOES THAT COUNT?]Don't worry, I'm not saying you're crazy, it would just help us get an idea of what we're dealing with. [THATS WHAT HARVEY TELLS ME ALL THE TIME]And don't worry. Everything you say here will be strictly confidential, [OK]and only the doctors, nurses,[UMM...] occupational therapists, data entry typists, hospit-err, [UMM..]sanctuary--administrative assistants, and the outside therapists, psychologists, and psychiatrists you work with will be able to see your files.<>[ARE THE NURSES HOT??, AND IS THERE A PLAYSTATION??]Well, all I need you to do at this time is sign at the bottom of this form. [HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK AN AWFUL LIKE A FEMALE HITLER??]Don't worry! Like I said, you're in a safe place now. *smiles reassuringly as you sign* [IVE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU, IS THIS JACKET NECCESSARY???]Alright, Betty,[MY OLD GIRLFRIEND?? SHE WAS HOT BONUS] one of our nurses, will be down in a few minutes with your meds and then will be taking your vitals. [7.2 INCHES, SHE ALREADY KNOWS THAT]I'll see you tomorrow, after OT. Thank you. *shakes hand*[UMMMMMMM VALUM GOOOD MMMMMMMM.]heehee heee
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


- Mark Twain


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


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Waiter? Check please!------------------C@ntus

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


XxWhiteBoiRaverxX 3 posts
Location: Wichita,Ks USA


Posted:
wow, i found it insanely dumb, it was funny for a sec because i thought that it would move, i like things that move.

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Have you thought about getting a pet?------------------C@ntus

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Not a pet rock tho. They dont move about that much.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


SupermanBRONZE Member
829 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA


Posted:
i had a pet rock...i think it died, you can never tell

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


- Mark Twain


xLessThanJakex 155 posts
Location: Reading, UK


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I always knew I was insane, this proves it.Why is it funny IT'S A CAR?????????
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------------------Where there is sorrow I seek the Flame - Rumi

Where there is sorrow I seek the Flame - Rumi


dont wiggle dont work 8 posts
Location: Oxford, England


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he he he he he he hethat proves it I am insanehe he he he he he he
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------------------Awesome. o wow. like totally freak me out. i mean right on. torros sure r number 1

DJ DantanaBRONZE Member
1,495 posts
Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA


Posted:
Oh heck, I started laughing before I even clicked on the link...Does that count?Or did i just ruin it for myself?

we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!


Jangla 155 posts
Location: Oxford, UK


Posted:
Confirmation positive that everyone in my office is totally off their rocker..including me. Don't know why it's funny - it just is!------------------

---------------------With a bit of luck, his life was ruined; always thinking that just behind some narrow door, in his favourite bars, men in red woolen suits are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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*feels really sad*i couldnt stop giggling.*sigh*

Fire Princess 130 posts
Location: London/Brighton, UK


Posted:
I was grinning like a maniac BEFORE I clicked the link, before erupting into uncontrollable giggles.And yes, I am in a public place. And yes, people were looking over my shoulder to see what I was laughing at.Even now when I think about it, it makes me laugh...I'm obviously a no hoper.FP (psycho) xx

Auspoiboy 219 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
Unlike princess i am in a very private place pissing myself laughing not only at some little noises going "Drrrrrrrummm dee dah dahh daaahhh drrrrrummmmm"but at an insane maessage by a favourie superhero of mine. Im sorry i have to say this (and i know i will be shouted down), but you've got nothing on spiderman.CheersAPB

Good on usGood on us all


KatincaSee my vest.... see my vest...
693 posts
Location: Adelaide - South Australia


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Well I am insane that settles it I better buy that straight jacket for btb weave.Heh funny*rolls eyes, and pokes tongue out*------------------ ~*~ Katinca ~*~

Love and Light

~*~ Katinca ~*~


Endangered Sanity 164 posts
Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia


Posted:
I've seen it before, am I disqualified? But i laughed anyway, its so crazy. I've had it goign for about 5 minutes now.

Auspoiboy 219 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
The fact that you had it going for five minutes makes you insane ;

Good on usGood on us all


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
The fact that you all keep posting replies certainly says something.------------------C@ntus

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Tlight 189 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I have an insane grin now, that i know will stay for the rest of the day, till hell.... i mean school.

I hope you realize how pissed I am.


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
it's not working without speakers - I guess... shrug

wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It made me smile but no laughter since my boy has a crazy frog toy and I have gotten over the 'Ba Ding Ding Ding Ding' so much so that it has become an anoyance.

Anyhow
"They're comming to take me away HAHA,
They're comming to take me away HOHO HEHE HAHA,
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time,
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats,
And they're comming tho take me away HAHaAaAaAaAaAaAaA."

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Okay...so watch this one first...and then the race car...and see what you think...

https://www.jokefrog.com/flash/laughing-cat.shtml

...with the butterfly nets...and they're coming to take me awaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


_Aime_SILVER Member
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
All I can visualise whilst looking at that race car is how I want to kill that frog very, very violently...

Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Oh, I hate the stupid frog...but the race car is hilarious...makes me think of my son when he was just a little thing and out tooling around the yard on his Big Wheel...!!!

He's 18 now!!! *sigh*

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Since we already know that I'm insane, I don't have to tell anyone what my reaction was. biggrin

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


tiger_chic 101 posts
Location: Feilding, Manawatu,New Zealand


Posted:
I lasted about a minute before i burst into laughter *giggle..snicker...waaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha*

..."LOOK at me, HERE I am, lllllooove me"... Luigi "Cars: The Movie."


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


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umm

nup i must be missing something.. it wasn't that funny..

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