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Posted: 5th May 2003
is it just me, or does this guy look goofy?





i mean COME ON!!!!


biggest teeth ever!



bunny boy :B :B :B :B


im huntin wabbits :B :B :B

SoMe PeOpLe WaLk In ThE rAiN, oThErS gEt WeT!

Posted: 5th May 2003
*Walks by Flynt's bedroom, sees the bed... looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed, looks at Rozi, looks at the bed*

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

Posted: 5th May 2003
methinks he is just trying to freak you out.

Don't you hate it when you dare someone to do something, and they do?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

Posted: 6th May 2003
Oooooh, I liked your last poem, gonna write it down and stick it on my filing cabinet!

You've pretty much summed it up! Now when people ask me how I run stuff and do public speaking, I can just clear my throat and say, well, its just like this poem by ( insert real name here )!

Thanks for the message on my mobile, was driving home from KCC at the time!

Have a good sleep, you

Posted: 6th May 2003
dont make me take your bed privlages from you mister raymond
and take it to your own thread mister before i gives you a floging form bringing that filth in to flynts room ew man that nastay

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

Posted: 6th May 2003


all you you hun..

Posted: 6th May 2003
So anyway, i'm in spittalfields one tuesday, sitting around minding my own beeswax when some beef-extract related ape walks up to me and gives me a mobile phone.

On the other end is some australian girl (or possibly it was a tough black mineral found in chalky ground, i'm not entirely sure which yet) and i chat to her a little bit, and its pretty clear she's loving the Simian styles i think you know what i'm talkin' bout oh yeah uh huh, then some mental guy with his chin all untied comes and grabs the phone and runs away like some elasticated lunatic.

Well then i'm doing some virtual hanging around asking random questions in some guys intro, and i'm chilling out max and relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball outside of-a school, that kinda thing.

when up pops this australian girl (or possibly mineral?) again and she's all like:

"hey there you hoopy frood, you look like you really know where your towel is. Care to promenade around to my intro thread and ask me some of your finest random questions. purely for amusement, you understand, but if you want to stay for a coffee..."

So i'm like aaaalrighty then, i might just consider thinking about the possibility of doing that, maybe.

So i go to all the effort of trekking round here and she's hibernating.

Ah well, i think she said she'd be back after her earliest convergence, whatever that means

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Posted: 6th May 2003
Documentary of the hibernating habits of the FLYNT to be released on HOP this Autumn, commentary by Simian SA Productions.

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Posted: 6th May 2003
you missed out furry in your description of me..

Posted: 6th May 2003
*sigh*

let it be known that the guy with the untied chin that ran away like an elasticated lunatic was also furry.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Posted: 6th May 2003
Thank you.

Posted: 6th May 2003
Either Simian or myself watch to much Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, cause I just read his flynt post like it was will smith rappin' out the tune for fresh prince of bel-air Somebody hold me, that show is creepy, except for the butler, hes cool

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

Posted: 6th May 2003
Thats cos there was a small section where i ran out of ideas so i just plagiarised it

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Posted: 7th May 2003
Poetry from the rhealm beyond:

lazy early morning wakeup
and a cold dash to the train in still-night air
where comuters, sleepy headed, clutch their fresh news print
reading the stockmarket, the weather,
and i, distracted by the pink and gold splendour outside.

the rustling of paper soon intrudes on my sunrise gazing and fuzzy thoughts
as dissaproving eyes stray in my direction
and i'm aware of the sweet smell of musk, sweaty
on the back of my neck, hair softly curling
the pale scent of soap not masking
and i cast long side eyed glances at their grey suited selves
feeling smug and secret....
remembering warm pre dawn hours
limbs stretched and languid in the grey light of Six a.m.

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 7th May 2003
*pokes Simina* psssttt, isn't she supposed to be hibernating like a bear.

*puts out a big bowl of nuts, berrys, and fish for flynt to gain enough body fat to hibernate with out dying*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

Posted: 7th May 2003
Who's Simina? I knew an girl called Sameena once, but if you poked her she'd have poked you back in the eyes and groin.

According to my textbook here:
"It is common for both wild and domesticated Flynts to speak in verse (often rife with vibrant imagery) while in a state of deep hibernation. This is due to the unconscious mind sifting and organising all the raw sensory data they have accumulated into a form that is more suited to their romantic view of reality."
(The Scientician's Guide to Lesser Known Antipodean Wildlife - Gunther,K)

and don't feed her, she's converging. When she reaches the point of optimal convergence (or zenith) her being will become dangerously unfocused by the warping of her ontological aura, which can result in a sudden release of energy that could propel any loose nuts or berries that are in the vicinity straight through windows, walls or even people.

We'll just fix her a fry-up when she wakes up.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Posted: 7th May 2003
Lyrics, From the Morning, by Nick Drake:

A day once dawned, and it was beautiful
A day once dawned from the ground
Then the night she fell
And the air was beautiful
The night she fell all around.

So look see the days
The endless coloured ways
And go play the game that you learnt
From the morning.

And now we rise
And we are everywhere
And now we rise from the ground
And see she flies
And she is everywhere
See she flies all around
So look see the sights
The endless summer nights
And go play the game that you learnt
From the morning

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 8th May 2003
Hmmmmm i got bored hibernating
i got restless thinking about all the crud i normally think about
i missed HoP and couldnt stay away!

plus i really really want Simian to ask me those questions now!
*does best Oliver Twist impression*
"Please sir.... Can i have some more?"

xoxoxox LOVED the textbook on Hibernating Flynts. Loved the freshPrinceMonkeySimian Post even MORE! (you didnt think that was possible did you? )
*HUGZ* to everyone! i wuv you!

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 8th May 2003
Hey Flynt!

Just dropped in to say hello! and thanks for the mention on the good things about australia page. made me feel welcome!! *still blushing*

I was reading your intro and i think twirling to classical music could look very cool! Your a melbourne girl!! I love melbourne. Still planning to move there once uni's finished (which was meant to be this year... but then it wasn't ) I was reading that you guys have a big jusggling festival coming up... might try to make it down there for that. A friend just moved to melbourne and its about time i visited her.

Anyway now i'm rambling... just had my first all nighter cause of a uni assignment so mind is working in overdrive. Need to go shower and get less smelly.

Hugz for remembering me!

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

Posted: 8th May 2003
Look down on Earth (from outerspace)
and see direct creation's face.
See her beauty through the haze
on all her splendour let you gaze.
Seek wonderment in all that's grown
and know you now,
you're not alone.

Meh

Posted: 8th May 2003
Thats real nice C@ntus, did you write it?

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 8th May 2003
yes, It's a bit ropey cos I only spent about 10 minutes on it. The subject changed quite a lot during that tiime though as it was initially intended to be an Ode to Flynt.

Meh

Posted: 9th May 2003
Hey Flynt!

thank you!! hehehe... yes blushing again but much less smelly.

I'll definitelly let you know if i do make it down to melbourne. Meeting up to spin sounds great *embarrased* not very good yet though. I've spoken to Rozi but a little shy to meet up already. Maybe in a little bit when i feel more at home. You're all so lovelly though, i don't think it will take long.

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

Posted: 9th May 2003
Such creativity in this thread

Flynt -when you going to be published and come and visit us when you are on your London book tour?

Shame that there does not seem to be much money in being a poet. I was thinking about writing a Mills and Boon formula romance crap, but I just can't bring myself to sit down and write about 'throbbing manhood' and writing a real book is beyond my capabilities. The rags to riches story of JK Rowling in inspiring, but I'm more of a report writer than a fictional writer alas

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Posted: 9th May 2003

quote:

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Originally posted by Flynt
Hmmmmm i got bored hibernating

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what??? I was expecting a couple of months at least! You're a rubbish hibernator

Anyways, questions as promised, here we go:

SECTION A

1. WHAT three impossible things am i thinking of?

2. WHERE is your towel?

3. WHAT is the difference between good poetry and bad poetry?

4. DO your poi\staff have names? are they boy's names or girls names?

5. OF all the possessions you've broken, which was your favourite?

6. WHAT makes things go?

7. YOU are the only thing in an otherwise empty room with no doors, windows or other openings. You have nothing but an orange and a 3inch piece of fuse wire. How the hell do you get yourself in these situations, and what do you expect me to do about it?.

8. WHAT is the best thing ever?

9. IF someone always interrupted you when you talked to them, but they always guessed exactly what you were going to say, how would you react?

10. ARE you god?

SECTION B

11. IS love different from really really really really liking someone?

12. THERE were loads of chunks of flint in the ground where i grew up, and i used to make primitive arrowheads and knives and stuff from them.
Have you ever fashioned something from a mineral? (if you can't remember ever making something from a mineral then stop, go out and make something, then come back and tell me about it)

13. WHAT does the word 'Natural' mean? (no dictionaries you cheater )

14. WHAT's it worth?

15. THINK about how you're feeling now. What colour is it and what does it smell like?

16. CAN eyebrows be sexy?

17. WHICH is best: aliens or dragons?

18. WHO was your favourite teacher? Tell me about what they taught you.

19. WHICH were your most and least favourite questions?

20. WHAT was the answer to the question i missed out?

21. I'VE run out of questions so i'll just write this sentence, put a question mark on the end, and hope you don't notice?

OK, pens down, stop writing now please. Ms Kat will be coming round to collect your papers as soon as she stops giggling about Throbbing Menhoods.

You will receive your grading sometime in the next few days\weeks\months\years\other. This grade will determine every aspect of your future happiness, fortune and fashion sense.

If your answers are found to be falsified, unverifiable, leaky or wonky then your veracity will be brought into question. If you are found to be fictional then your rights to occupy three-dimensional space may be revoked.

Thank you for your recuperation.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Posted: 9th May 2003
Simon - how did you know I was still giggling about throbbing manhoods.

Heres another

quote:

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purple headed warrior

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I'd answer your questions but I don't know what the word natural means. Naturally I would be happy to participate otherwise

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Posted: 10th May 2003
I made a pile of soil today. Does that count as making something from a mineral?


It was quite a big pile if that helps with your descision making. Taller than your average Simian (and about 15ft wider).

Meh

Posted: 10th May 2003
his sword of power
his throbing member
his bratworst (sorry my german is atroshus (so is my spelling in genral))
his one eye trouser snake
his comanding member
um cant think of any more. think i'll make it as a mills and boon writer with only these

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

Posted: 10th May 2003

quote:

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Originally posted by brainstorma:
dont make me take your bed privlages from you mister raymond
and take it to your own thread mister before i gives you a floging form bringing that filth in to flynts room ew man that nastay

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Uhhuh and just for that I am gonna get some revenge when I get to Sydney so be on your guard

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

Posted: 11th May 2003
oh deary, why does my thread atract all the deviants and wannabee millsandboonies?

ENOUGH about manhoods. Menhoods? whats the plural for that???
forget it, i dont wanna know....

Simian, dear monkey friend.... "You're a rubbish hibernator" thats a bit harsh! normally i'm a great hibernator! blah..... but thanks for the questions ey..... YAY!

SECTION A

1.three impossible things: Converting matter into light, dodging bullets like on the matrix, and doing a handstand with no hands...

2. My towel is currently hanging over my closet door...

3. The difference between good poetry and bad.... is good poetry comes from the heart. Or its funny. Or it has the word 'incandescant' in it. Or it ends every verse with a word that ends with e. Or it smells nice.
Actually, i dont know.....

4. My poi and staff and juggling balls do have names! my poi are Razor and Blade, named after they cut a hole right through my lip into my mouth, and after the zany charactors on 'hackers'. My staff is currently called 'Cow Stick' after someone (a canadian!) saw the cow covers Cass gave me while she was here, and said, "hey nice cow stick..." *shrug* and my juggles are Candesca, Rutilus, and Verdeo. ` i think my stick is a boy, my poi are one of each, and i havent got a clue what my juggles are....

5. of the many many many many (include about 16 more many's) things i've broken, i remember being most heartbroken about breaking an angel figurine someone had given me (i was about 8 at the time). Now days i hate figurines. Could be the trauma???

6. WHAT makes things go? nooooo... konetic Energy makes them go, not WHAT.

7. YOU are the only thing in an otherwise empty room with no doors, windows or other openings. You have nothing but an orange and a 3inch piece of fuse wire. How the hell do you get yourself in these situations, and what do you expect me to do about it?.
urm. I expect you to change the question? And usually i get myself into these situations by asking random monkeys to ask me questions. Its really my own fault i guess....

8. WHAT is the best thing ever? Possibly cheese. or maybe toast. I'll get back to you on that one...

9. IF someone always interrupted you when you talked to them, but they always guessed exactly what you were going to say, how would you react? Kinda peed off? i think i'd stop talking after a while.... Either that, or i'd amuse myself by insulting them, and letting them finish all the insults!

10. ARE you god? not lately. I was wearing a highly amusing jacket that said i was sunday morning tho. I got some funny looks for it...

SECTION B

11. IS love different from really really really really liking someone? Yes.

12.
Have you ever fashioned something from a mineral?
yep! lots of pendants out of shiny stones, peices of zebra stone, other found objects...

13. WHAT does the word 'Natural' mean? the day to day state of something? either that, or being nude.

14. WHAT's it worth? about $4.32, but i can get $25 for it on ebay!

15. THINK about how you're feeling now. What colour is it and what does it smell like?
smokey sapphire blue, and it smells like the underneath of my pillow...

16. CAN eyebrows be sexy? oh yes. Definately. just look at charlie chaplin!!!

17. WHICH is best: aliens or dragons? dragons. they have nicer teeth. I'm not even sure if aliens HAVE teeth.

18. WHO was your favourite teacher? Tell me about what they taught you. Mrs Robinson. She taught me to really love reading. More than i did before then. Which isnt that much actually. Can she be my favourite for no reason?

19. WHICH were your most and least favourite questions? I liked the question about how i was feeling and what it smelt like, i loved the question about my favourite broken possesion cos it made me remember something nice. I didnt really like the one about the word 'Natural' but thats only because i couldnt think up a smart arsed answer....

20. WHAT was the answer to the question i missed out? 17 x 5t = x

21. I'VE run out of questions so i'll just write this sentence, put a question mark on the end, and hope you don't notice?
ok, you do that then...

WOW! thanks for that, that was a nice way to get my brain started on this wintery monday morning.... xoxoxoxxoxo *HUGZ*

question for you in return:
1: WHY do all your questions start with a word in capitals?
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Currently on the right side up of the world.