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Hitokage
SILVER Member since Oct 2001

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Location: New York, NY, USA

Total posts: 70
Posted:There is no peace, there is Anger;

There is no fear, there is Power.

There is no death, there is Immortality;

There is no weakness, there is the Dark Side.

There was many a Jedi who longed for more. One who longed for love, who longed for power, who longed for perfection. These few were lead along the path of the Dark Side, which lead to the ruin of many. Though an absolute master of the Jedi could complete such feats as those attempted by the Sith, the line between good and pure evil lied entirely in the posessor. These feats are derived from a search for utter perfection. They are those which never should have been attempted--not even imagined. They are, the Sith.


Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever -Mahatma Ghandi

Burning--the process of breaking things down into a simpler form. -Hitokage-

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Hitokage
SILVER Member since Oct 2001

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Location: New York, NY, USA

Total posts: 70
Posted:The first stood alone:
-Isolated (Vertical) Onion Slicer

Note that this must have at least 3 nodes in order not be just a slightly varied isolation.

[ 30 October 2002, 13:37: Message edited by: Hitokage ]


Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever -Mahatma Ghandi

Burning--the process of breaking things down into a simpler form. -Hitokage-

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Whiffle Squeek


Whiffle Squeek

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Location: Hartford, CT USA

Total posts: 416
Posted:want a devilish evil move???

forward shortened butterfly, through legs, forward roll, and up again into forward butterfly again (in one beat)

heh, ive been working on that one for a while, and i def cant do it...


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!

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Hitokage
SILVER Member since Oct 2001

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Location: New York, NY, USA

Total posts: 70
Posted:there is also the infamous double neck wrap release.

Begin double neck wrap (or even single poi'd neck wrap for that matter). Grab handle of the poi with chin and collerbone/upper sternum (and let go of poi with hands). Proceed with neck wrap (Jedi) until poi ends up where it began (but is traveling in the opposite direction). Grab handle back.
caution: prepare to die in the process

Also note that the most difficult thing in this wrap (assuming the Jedi already has the neck wrap down) is the ability to hold on to the poi handle with the chin when moving the head back. Longer poi may be used in order to wrap around the neck more than once and "secure" the poi when moving the head back.


Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever -Mahatma Ghandi

Burning--the process of breaking things down into a simpler form. -Hitokage-

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adamrice


adamrice

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Location: Austin TX USA

Total posts: 1015
Posted:The problem with all the Sith moves is that, being on the dark side, they do them with their flames extinguished.

Laugh while you can, monkey-boy

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Glåss
DIAMOND Member since Nov 2001

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:Adamrice LOL
so sith moves are like glow sticks that have gone out.

Hitokage, this thread is a work of genius, LOL Oh I laughed.

Ha. You're feable sith, double neck wrap release.....

Tony Jedi and I worked on something like this with metors.
one person butterflys meteors, and does a NO HANDED double neck wrap around their own or another persons neck. and the end it flys off upwards for the other person (not the neck) to catch. Don't need to do the whole chin pinch thing.

What about all the illegal poi moves that have never been posted on HOP things like:
****** ***********
**** ** * ******* ********
*** ********* ********** *********
{moderator Censored}
wow what moves

LOL
Glass


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Ender


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Total posts: 68
Posted:this thread made me laugh so much.

especially this line:

quote:caution: prepare to die in the process lol u guys are great

i could never do any of those moves. ever. i'd probably end up missing an eye


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Glåss
DIAMOND Member since Nov 2001

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:yea, well you sith dudes think you is sooo hard,
I bet you cant do this,
its a move which me and my mates came up with using our glowsticks last night

A forwards 2 beat weave in front of the back
but ....using only one poi

now that is a sith move
I bet you cant come up with anything harder than that


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DJ Dantana
BRONZE Member since Aug 2001

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Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA

Total posts: 1495
Posted:I think I'll stick with the infamouse double nut wrap. forward swing, let both poi go between legs at the same time with legs spread out, spin body 180 as the chains touch nuts

we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!

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Hitokage
SILVER Member since Oct 2001

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Location: New York, NY, USA

Total posts: 70
Posted:Daaaaamn son. you must be out yo mind! how you be doin' that? crazy summama beeotch!

Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever -Mahatma Ghandi

Burning--the process of breaking things down into a simpler form. -Hitokage-

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Kyrian


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Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:This title caught my eye.... and then the poster caught my eye too. Hitokage??????? How da heck are ya? You should go to school in california *devilish grin* c'mon.... santa cruz, berkely, stanford.... it's good out here plus there's an actual scene...

But I thought I'd place my two cents on the double neck wrap.... double wrap/release and catches kick ass, i've met a few people who can do them beautifully around almost any body part.... that said, i havn't seen them try neck.... but then i also had to catch a ride back home so i couldn't stay... *sniffs*
stupid school.


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

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Total posts: 5635
Posted:and here i thought this thread was gonna be about poi'ers that REFUSE to become Jedi and insist on remaining mediocre....

dang

*shuffles off pathetically....*


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Jo


Jo

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Location: Sheffield, England

Total posts: 517
Posted:The thirteenth chapter of shaolin demand that their sub-human sword swinging moves be accepted with honours into the sith set.

Their ball-of-mace poi moves also originate from the dark side of the force. Especially the sit on your ass, bunny hopping over a horizontaly swung mace ball, move.


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Glåss
DIAMOND Member since Nov 2001

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:nice one flynt I refuse to become any good, I shall celebrate in medeocrity

LOL at Jo
Them crazy mace things are... err Crazy
with magic orange bum bouncing.

i found out that he uses the magical power of
levity to do that you know

Now Explain to me again why the orange juice in sheffield, looks like milk

[ 12. November 2002, 11:27: Message edited by: glass ]


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

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Total posts: 5635
Posted:glass sir, from what i hear, you are most definately NOT mediocre...

i on the other hand, Excell at mediocrity, and am thinking about starting up a NEW jedi/sith/somesortofforce club thingy doodah, maybe i shall call them....

The Lazy Side of the Force.....

scary huh


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Glåss
DIAMOND Member since Nov 2001

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:Flynt.
exactly 7 months ago, I was mediocre and proud to be mediocre. that was all good.
But then I realised that i was a beginner and thats a much better thing to be.

Its a state of mind

Drew
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Happy Beginner:)


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

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Total posts: 5635
Posted:glass is there a time period on being a beginner??

im sure there are new heights of mediocrity that i could reach! My Aim: To be the ultimate base level poi'er i can be! I want to be able to stand up at a spin, and do nothing that no one else cant do! I want to be able to teach everyone to a level, so that after two months they are better than me! I can proudly hold my head up high and say "BTB weave? heck no! thats for the good spinners!"



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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:quote:Originally posted by glass:

Now Explain to me again why the orange juice in sheffield, looks like milk that's nasty man

but again i say


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Dom
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

Dom

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bristol, UK

Total posts: 3009
Posted:comedy thread!
Classic!


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PoiKing


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Total posts: 23
Posted:Soon the force will have will have a new master. There will not be a collective of good or bad. Light or dark. Jedi or Sith. There will only be me, and beneath me I will have my legion of followers. Those who want and will be saved will become my children and all else will be cast into eternal burning lakes of fire. That is what is written and that is what will be.

The only people who count are the people who care.

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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

Lambretta Fanatic


Total posts: 4993
Posted:i wanna be like poiking.
he sounds like some rank dish from a chianese takeaway one with a sour source draped all over it to make you sick.

now wheres my smokes gone....


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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PoiKing


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Total posts: 23
Posted:Just having fun with it.

The only people who count are the people who care.

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DJ Dantana
BRONZE Member since Aug 2001

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Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA

Total posts: 1495
Posted:We of the NAJAC (North American Jedi Alliance Council) do not fear your pitiful little band. And entire legion of our finest fire poi swingers awaits your pathetic attempt to rule this galaxy. All will live in harmony with our order, or recieve a flaming poi up side the head.
Your heads shall roll, We laugh at your punny threats

[ 19. November 2002, 10:37: Message edited by: santanatwo ]


we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!

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PoiKing


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Total posts: 23
Posted:GALAXY?!? That's too big. I just want my little swing of the Mid-West. You can have the rest. I just want a little room to start a nice sized cult, pork my many wives, and make many heirs to my thrown.

The only people who count are the people who care.

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Dio


Dio

HoP Mechanical Engineer
Location: OK, USA

Total posts: 729
Posted:Perhaps if we painted Bender green and had him jump around a bit....

What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link

midgets? morris dancing? a jedi craves not these things!
bwark!

[ps more fire weapon pix will be added 'ere shaprish!]


Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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DJ Dantana
BRONZE Member since Aug 2001

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Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA

Total posts: 1495
Posted:we don't need Yoda, we got Bender on our side!

we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!

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DJ Dantana
BRONZE Member since Aug 2001

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Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA

Total posts: 1495
Posted:Jo Derry....He IS da MAN!!! He has been a jedi for ages. Ahhhhh, I remember the old days, when I was but a younge padawan.... I watched in total disbelife as Jo turned btb with his weaves, shifted from butterflys to corkscrews with impunity, and made the btb butterfly turns his bitch....he is truely da man!

I even got a picture of him right here-->


we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!

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