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Mot
addict
Location: Netherlands
Member Since: 18th May 2002
Total posts: 666
Posted:A very uninformed question, and perhaps pretty stupid, but still I've been wondering for ages..

If malcolm is member no. 2 who in the name of all things holy is member no. 1?


Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.

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onewheeldave
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: sheffield
Member Since: 28th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3252
Posted:http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00000001


"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


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MikeIcon
MikeIcon

Pooh-Bah
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Member Since: 27th Mar 2003
Total posts: 2109
Posted:His son

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me

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Mot
addict
Location: Netherlands
Member Since: 18th May 2002
Total posts: 666
Posted:Yes! yes yes,
That is cool,
The bing of enlightenment has binged, that has made my sunday,
Much homage to the hop cat


Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.

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Captain Hazzard
Captain Hazzard

Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
Location: Truro, UK
Member Since: 3rd Jan 2003
Total posts: 420
Posted:He's not posted much has he?!

I only wanted to be 16... and free

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the_seal
member
Location: Oz
Member Since: 18th Sep 2003
Total posts: 51
Posted:I think your stupidity scale is broken:

quote: On a scale of A to 6... Stupidity scale Translated from hexadecimal this reads:

One a scale of 10 to 6... Stupidity scale

Feel free to borrow mine if this happens to yours again, it is based on the Stafford Simpson Stupidity Scale, tested by 4 blind monkeys and a shrubbery named Bert.


By embodying a nolstalgia for the past in new materials we retard an acceptance of the present and by extension, the future, because the future is in the present
-Guerilla Television, 1971

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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:Bert is a pretty damned intelligant shrubbery burnt one!!! (or on second thought is that the bush that we talk to after taking those pretty coloured pills...?)

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:why are you discriminating against monkeys!! dont they have names to?! why does the shrub get a name but the monkeys are labelled by their disability!

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Charles
Charles

Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
Location: Auckland
Member Since: 27th Jun 2001
Total posts: 3989
Posted:Some would call it a disability, some would call it an extra challenge.

And try not to discriminate against monkeys who ar eboth stupid and have no names by making this obvious to everyone...

Shame on you!


HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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Seven - The Cat
Seven - The Cat

Pooh-Bah
Location: New Zealand
Member Since: 15th Dec 2000
Total posts: 2055
Posted:I am member no. 1

I was adopted by Malcolm & Cherry from the "cats protection league". My first human family were horrible to me but I was luckily rescued.
Malcolm and Cherry are the best . I am so glad to have them as part of my family.
They even let me play on the computer and email other HOP cats

I don't write too much cause I enjoy sleeping and dreaming of mice (not a computer mouse , I am talking about a real one that vibrates).

Purr purr

Seven


Resistance is futile
I have retractable claws

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Kaji
Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam
Member Since: 12th Dec 2002
Total posts: 564
Posted:awww Seven is such a cute little kitty.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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Eera
old hand
Location: In a test pit, Mackay
Member Since: 29th May 2003
Total posts: 1107
Posted:Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Unlike monkeys who are evil and trying to take over the world. They have opposable toes. They have the advantage.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:what about koalas? they have two thumbs per paw [i think??]. are they evil?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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the_seal
member
Location: Oz
Member Since: 18th Sep 2003
Total posts: 51
Posted:I have been trying so long to convince doctors that I need an extra thumb on each hand - imagine the dexterity!!!

I would like to publicly aplogise for my comment about blind monkeys, it was both ill-timed and offensive. hehehe, I could sell ice to the eskimo's


By embodying a nolstalgia for the past in new materials we retard an acceptance of the present and by extension, the future, because the future is in the present
-Guerilla Television, 1971

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