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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


Non-Https Image Link




the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: mech


will your cam do a manual zoom whiel exposing?




what, konsti-style like this?

i haven't tried that yet (i only got it last night and have only been playing around with slow sync and shutter speed/aperture settings to get the kind of exposures i want indoors.
am taking it along to highgate to have a practice of taking photos of jugglers.

i'll definitely watch and listen to you on saturday if you've got some good tips - i really could do with general advice on how to guess what ss and f# i need under various light conditions.
also, an idea of how to better control exposure range and contrast and how to judge white balance levels.

but i thought you said when it came to fire photos, it was all luck with you anyway...? tongue wink


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
it is

but there is blagging, and then there is telling the truth

Step (el-nombrie)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
what's the difference?


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
well taking a fire shot is luck

i have loads of shots taht are just sqigles, and no realy planes in teh shot

then i have pictures when i picture them in my head first like i did with some of the promo shots, now there is still some luck in the shot but knowing F shots and appature sizes, and things do help, longside ISO levels to help get the best out of the shot!

Step (el-nombrie)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
cool



things like 'what the hell shooting at iso 50 comopared to iso 400 does' is exactly the kind of thing i need to know.



geek-out on saturday dude hug





cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
your iso is the cammeras sensitivity to light

so if you have a fast exposure then it wount allow much time for light to hit the cmos chip to tak eth picture right...

you you bang up the iso to get more lightsensitivity in the chip, and cause it to be brighter with a fast exposure

now in reverse if you have a high iso and a long exposure time you will get lots of ambient light hitting the cmos chip and brightening the image by loads, but to much and the image is ruined

Step (el-nombrie)


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Written by: coleman


Written by: Valura


I have a great mosterisuer for ya cole.... hmmmm smells like a chupa chup... I might just have to send some to bammy for you...

*cheeky grin*




umm ubbcrying wink kiss hug2

[i probably would have eaten it by mistake at some point anyway wink]






ohhh Im a bastard head! send me your address in a PM...go on I dare ya!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


DizMr Dizzy....
154 posts
Location: Spiralling into uncertainty


Posted:
Cirque tomorrow. YAY! biggrin

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
cirque yesterday, YAY biggrin

Step (el-nombrie)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
yay indeed.

saltimbanco kicks arse biggrin

tonnes of lycra and a sexy tapdancing bounce juggling girl.

more please wink


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i found out that i can juggle princles, and be right over cole wink

cole i have just watched back a sectionof the fotage from last night

where i run off and you all start talking about doing it in a rcky style and you all starting singing the tune

you are right
and i quote form footage

dunc - "you guys are sad"
cole - "but youll piss yourself when you watch it back"

and i have just laughed so hard,

thank you just wnat i needed on a monday morning

Step (el-nombrie)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think i'm addicted to new props redface

somehow i've convinced myself that i need a set of these.
and these rolleyes

so far i have resisted ubbangel

i shall fight the temptation until it is no longer an urge i can fight.

which probably means 'end of the month' for the fergies wink


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
no.
you just need the fergiebags
i want some too
smile

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
joint order to save on shipping next month then?
damn you.
smile

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol Cole you're sooo easy ubblol

Cirque was fun, the day was fun, you guys were fun when you evertually showed, everyone had fun. Twas a fun day smile

There's a place on the Sofa of Late Night Shenannigans and Comfortable Pleasures at mine for you when you're next in the area smile

hug

Let's relight this forum ubblove


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
cole does this mean you addiction to props wil not allow for your ropes and rope dart, go on you kno wyou nwat to come to the dark side of the spinning world wink

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:

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For you Cole.

kiss

Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:

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"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
the real ones


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the sad dad version


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Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ubbsmokinvegas
weavesmiley
juggle

4 Days.

kiss

Have a lovely Monday Cole. hug2

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
How awesome was Falmouth?

Cheers for making me smile, skinning up lots and being a friend.

kiss

Im glad you were there.

See you again soon bud.

spank

strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey Cole

Nice to meet you and Bams finally, next time ill chat more iand spin less im sure!

Tell Bams sorry i couldnt break down that move she wanted to learn, had been awake for far too long and the brain was not functioning properly wink

Still ill have it sorted for uberstaff smile

Thanks for being part of an awesome weekend dude biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Thank you for juggling on one leg for me! And doing the box.... it gave Pink a rest (its usually her that has to do it for me!) hehe. Hope u had a good time at Fal, I didnt get to meet Bamz... i only spied her once all weekend! hope she had a fun time 2 xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cole and Lisa were mainly either in their tent, in a pub, or juggling.

wink

Tut tut.

kiss

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol cheers for the only fools/batman tv collection guys - perfect back to work kitsch material.

but how the hell did i miss this: eek

Written by: Valura


ohhh Im a bastard head! send me your address in a PM...go on I dare ya!



mmm... bubblegum moisturiser ubblove
pm will be well and truly on its way today miss chicken biggrin


jonnycof - what can i say?
love ya man hug
at falmouth, on many occasions, i or others were heard pondering 'what would we do without jonny?' and unfailingly, the answer was a firm and sincere 'i honestly don't know'.
fires, hugs, tent helpage, beautiful spinning, custard spillage, weed findage, up skinnage - you do it all and more besides my friend.
i'm happy and proud to know you sir hug2

strugz - were you anywhere near as stoned as me when we met by the fire?
thought so wink
twas a pleasure to meet you though and i'm sure we'll get to chat proper in scotland.
by the way, you are very, very pleasent to watch with those sticks of yours - cheers hug

miss vixen - i'm really sorry but i didn't work out who you were until we left cornwall!
in all the pictures i had seen of you, you had short, light brown hair but somehow, when i ended up standing in front of you juggling square shapes on one leg, you suddenly had long dark hair and glasses confused
it was a disguise too far for me...
i did appreciate the whole black and white get up you were wearing that day though wink
like yoo, i was really ill all weekend and when i was not throwing things around or skinning up, i hid away in my tent with a bottle of benylin and nurse bammy...
smile *cough* ubblove spank *cough* devil ubbangel *cough*

so falmouth really did kick arse for me, despite my superillness:
i spent beautiful time with the woman i love ubbrollsmile
plus, i met some damn cool people, saw some badass dogs smile and some big boats in town, revisited castle beach (where i spent the millenium new year), finally cracked antispin flowers, ate shrooms then talked and laughed lots and stared at the fire and the moon for ages, learnt how contact works from miss bambam, taught dsads' mills workshop for him, took a break to do garthy's chocolate workshop, didn't get round to teaching my 423 workshop(!), discovered we really should have stayed in that pimped out converted barn after all, learnt new glide stuff on a grassy hill and wished i had legs and feet as magic as durbs', flashed 5 balls above my head, almost learnt antispin weaves from simian, took my first ever batch of fire photos and got some great fire footage on the last night.

is it time to go back yet...?


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: coleman



miss vixen - i'm really sorry but i didn't work out who you were until we left cornwall!





cole i did the same thing in sheff last year, i even gave her a head rub, and has no idea who she was untill about a week later when sophie told me ubblol

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
You forgot our 3b challenege afternoon.

Flashes, pirooettes, arse catches, between the knees.

Twas great.

smile

Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
dude! the prevailing image of you is one of you emerging from your tent. that's it, you were invisible apart from coming out of your tent. generally shortly after monkeyman passed a cup of coffee in, which mysteriously dissapeared.

somehow i totally missed you all weekend confused frown

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
So that's why we didn't see much of you, you we're poorly! Hope you're feeling betterer now mate hug

And what's this of mushies??? Fine, keep them all for yourself and see if I care! tongue

*humph*

Let's relight this forum ubblove


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha i just want to know that it is that suddenly occurs to people weeks later that i am who i am!? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


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