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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


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the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Dont know what to do with your day?
Need a Schedule to follow?
Stick to this!

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fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
oooooooooooooooooooo!

bounce

* skips off to fetch her alpha export pathway from the loft before making her packed lunch*

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
hahaha.. I just heard Fern Britton say live on air on This Morning:

"They're coming up our glorious back passage now"

talking about 2 random members of the public who agreeed to be on the show and it showed a shot of them entering the building and running up some stairs.

biggrin

Telly off.. time to start revising wink

hug

fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
rubbish. no revision. revision is for the weak. tongue

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
For you

kiss

fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
hug because you are patient and help me understand things ubbrollsmile

Thank you mister Cole. One day we'll get round to chatting in person y'know wink biggrin

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Saw this minorly funny cartoon and thought of you. hug


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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Hello mr lovely. kiss

Ive been meaing to post here all week, but i though i would draw it out if I kept putting if off rolleyes

Thank you for your attendance at the forest party. It is always nice to see you, and even nicer to see you with a Princess, in some woods, smiling.

Cheers for the lift back. It was much needed and remarkably helpful. I think i went straight to bed when I got back and didnt get up until the following morning smile

hug

See you soon my friend.

shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:

hug
hi.

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cole, Ive made you a list of words.
What is your favourite out of the following?

counterman chlordanebooklet premier pickleproscription steven variousvernal check collusionnetherworld dyspeptic bedspringweekend associable feldsparleningrad decomposition bahtweedy cantonese perturbatevague scatterbrain spousehysteria

confused

See you Friday smile

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
where can i get one of these in the uk...? devil



i really want one although i'm sure my friends would consistently ignore it ubblol





cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


ber sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
Well that depends. If you never took it of, then I guess that at some point it would smell that bad that we would not be able to get close enough to do it. biggrin

Keep juggle mate

and whats going on with you?

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


ma'tinaBRONZE Member
multiplex
611 posts
Location: somewhere..., Germany


Posted:
Ola cole!

dunno exactly where in the UK you can get one of those shirts, the only offer I could give you is doing one by myself or yourself, be creative and then your friends probably won't be able to ignore the shirt! biggrin

tina

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:

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"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
wave


hug

Getting to the other side smile


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
hugdoofdoofhug

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Looks at Arashi's Quote wheres the hills in Texas > ? um hows it going ?.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


Analemmaenthusiast
384 posts
Location: West LA


Posted:
Just figured out what your avatar shows . . . . nice one smile

I never figured it out and always wondered what it actually was. But Olivier (who says hi) has a copy of Stick Boys Festive Season in his bathroom. Strange coincidences ubbidea

Greetings from Mannheim! I am so looking forward to our next meeting - at the last gathering we just havent had enough time together

Keep on smiling

andy

To learn - read. To know - write. To master - teach . . .


steve dbBRONZE Member
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk


Posted:
hey there boyfriend ubblol.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
the last month and a bit has been amazing for me and i thought i'd write some stuff here to remember it by.
been meaning to post this almost as long as i've been meaning to pm will so it might be a bit long...

so, oobapoi rocked!
i absolutely crapped myself about this for about a month and a half leading up to it.
i had never given a formal workshop to a group of people before, let alone four workshops in two days to some of the best poi spinners around!
luckily it meant i prepared pretty well and didn't get too stuck for material redface
the uberbasics workshop (planes and circle placement) went really well and was superbly complimented by nick's workshop (bits of which i have serrupticiously stolen for my own ends wink ) and the speed variation stuff seemed to mangle people's brains a bit on the sunday.
which was kind of what it was supposed to do although i thought some, especially the drummers, would pick it up faster - i think sunday afternoon was possibly the wrong time for it.
incidentally, i attempted to spin in 5:3 at falmouth which failed completely!
more polyrhythms are on the way soon though, including my next juggling aim - 4 ball 3:2 tricks and basic 4:3 and 5:3.

but the best thing about oobapoi was the people i met and connected with.
i finally got to meet arashi and nick and andy and claire and andrea and kit and ado-p and amelie and - i have to stop otherwise this whole post will just turn into be a list of oobapoi attendees!

it was great to finally speak to the people behind the poi and of course having a little spin with some of those guys was really cool too - the three i mentioned first there have so much individual style its hard to know what to take onboard and what to simply stand back and admire.

arashi - hopefully i'll get to see you again before you jet back off to the u.s. - i loved the time we spent together and would cherish doing it again. hug2

andy - you are a beautiful spinner and an even more beautiful person (if that's possible) with the largest amount of contagious energy that i've ever seen - i look forward to the next time we meet and spending lots more time with you biggrin say hi to olivier for me and make sure you check out the corpse bride when its released cool

nick - what can i say. you are a true angel my friend and i feel honoured to have met you - you're ideas and ideals inspire me above and beyond... and you sent me a pair of the coolest underpants that i could ever hope to own hug2

the play festival had a similar vibe to oobapoi except it was bigger, in england, outdoors and more conventiony - the loving, welcoming vibe and the open, sharing attitudes again were the overiding influences at this place.
spinners are lovely ain't they? smile

i have found new toys to play with.
but they are magic and thus secret for the next year or so.

and best of all i'm so much in love that its almost unbelievable to me that i could possibly deserve it ubblove ubbrollsmile ubblove

so, all in all, i am one happy man right about now - and jonnnnnnny comes back in a little over a weeks' time which is another grand thing to look forward to biggrin

to everyone that has visited my intro whilst i've been oblivious to it - thank-you:

nyc - that cartoon still makes me grin - quantum espresso ubblol
fairy - we still failed to chat in person. i demand fairytime when we are next vaguely in the same place.
jonny-oo-cough - you are one cool, sexy motherf*cker spank oh, and my favourite words from your list are scatterbrain, bedspringweekend and decomposition, in exactly that order.
spanner - where did you go? i swear i saw you at play on the friday and then lost you for the rest of the weekend?! hopefully see you again soon and til then, here's the hug i never got to give you goodbye hug
shen - you being all sneaky again? good work lad hug
martin - i have new tricks. they are invisible. but only if i do them *really* well devil
tina - me? creative? you have yet to meet me i see... wink i do have the facilities to make a one-off t-shirt and i'd quite like it with '...just hump my leg if you have to.' written on the back ubblol
simian - thank-you lots and lots for the picture of the bboy polar bear - he is old skool and too bad. meaning 'too good' obviously - should i be using the word 'nang' for this purpose nowdays? anyway, you are truly a man amongst apes. or an ape amongst monkeys. or a monkey amongst amoeba. whatever the bigger compliment is.
miss claire - twas a pleasure to see your beautiful self again hug so glad you got your poi back off of their cruel abductor and thank-you for making me spend money on this little gem biggrin
cat - hug2doofhug2 forgot to say a mahoosive thank-you - i'll tell you what for next time i see you wink
puk - word up. i've never met you, but i know people that have and hopefully i might too one day... that would be cool cool
andy (again wink) - very much looking forward to seeing you again too. 'keep smiling'? i definitely will - you too man.
girlfriend2(bags) - want me to rub your feet now...? tongue ubblol


wave

cole. x
*damn that's a lot of smilies - i had to go back and take some out so it didn't break!*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yay for Cole!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Good for you Coledude!

I’m really revelling in your joyousness! ubbrollsmile

Be the buzz! meditate

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
hug for you and your beautiful lady biggrin

It was great to see you too mister... I wish we'd spoken more, but you know how it goes rolleyes biggrin

And oh my god... you got the uber-ball-in-a-maze!!!!

Does it have flashing lights and make noises?!! Splendid biggrin

Love and hugs
Clare xx

Getting to the other side smile


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
argh.



cole, i'm getting back in the habit of posting argumentative rubbish on HoP instead of working. i'll be back in Poi Moves soon if i keep this up eek



can you suggest any office boredom-displacement activities to stop the rot?

(apart from finding stuff like this:)


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"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cole, you make me do this lots and lots and lots: --> biggrin

For that, I thank you. hug

PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Cole thanks you never know in this crazy world .

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


ma'tinaBRONZE Member
multiplex
611 posts
Location: somewhere..., Germany


Posted:
Ola cole!

probably I rather should meet you, only know you from stories of simian, arashi or andy......aukay, about the shirt: just this "just hump my leg if you have to" on the back or don't hug me on the front as well???

dunno yet when I will be in london again, but I would feel honored *giggle*, no, but have fun to do such a shirt for ya, even though I dunno how long it will take me!

hug

tina

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
And Miss Elly thinks yr great too

"Oh Cole, He's cool. He's really nice"

So... It's Official!!

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
cheers for dinner last night.

"more eggs" ubblol

hug

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


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