SALE 🔥 Big Stock Clearance — limited stock, grab yours now Shop now → ×

Forums > Introductions > dr longstaff aka ben-ja-men

Login/Join to Participate
Page: ...
ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
so i used to have one of these aaaaaaaaaages ago but never remade it after the boards switched over however a trip on the bus with smallboy convinced me i should redo one so here goes



name - ok so its not dr yet but sooonish to be dr benjamen longstaff once my evil robots come into fruition

location - back in ademalaide

age - 26

toys - staff n doubles

been twirling for - 4 n half ish years or there abouts

occupation - phd student

hobbies - spinning, travelling, learning new stuff and pushing boundaries

searching for - the universal truth, expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body, true love or a sugar momma

favourite toy - my luuuuuuuuuuurvely sony viao laptop *drool* its the thing dreams are made of



during my travels ive met the following hoppers (this list is mainly to prompt my memory of happy times smile)

Adamsimon

Adya_Miriyana

arbitrary_number_2

Arsn

Arnwyn

ataxia

Babajaga

Baccory

Bairy Fen

BamBam

Bender

Beth

Bird

BlondePyro

Bluecat

bluebottle

Bovrilmonkey

Brad_fire

BRETTSTAR

Brodieman_X

BurningDan

Cantus

Cerambus

Circus Midget

Coleman

Dentrassi

DeepSoulSheep

DevKev

Dexta

Dimitri

Dom

Ðraghkyre

DragonFury

DsAds

Duballstar

Dunc

Durbs

DykeBoy

Elasta

ezz

falloutboy

Fenfire

Firefish

Fireflyz

FireNix

Fire Bunny

Fishermans_Pants

Flame Swirl

Flid

Fluffy Napalm Fairy

Flynt

FoxInDocs

Frodo

Garthy

*Geo*

GeorgeB

Gita

Glass

Gnorc

Gnors Bill

Greenmilk

HellsBells

inspired_by_fire

J-J

jc_firetricks

Jemmemima smallgirl

Jo Derry

Josh

jungleboy

Katinca

Knoxious

Kyle McLean

Lasersurge

Lolli

Kit

Kyle McLean

madjuggling

Mags The Jedi

Matthew BM

Matthew O'Keyes

Manticore

Mcp

Mech

Medusa

Meenik

Miekelmot

MiG

Mint Sauce

Mojo

Mojojo

Molly

Moseph

myco

Narr

Newgabe

Nx?

NYC

Ogre

Oli

Onewheeldave

Orbit

Ow

Parafinfairy

pfsh

Phaerie

Pink.....?

pineapple pete

PK

PoiPoiPoi

Predator

Psi

PsyRush

Pyro Will

Prosparityfire

Puk

roarfire

Rossco Bossco

Rubbergoose

Ry

Ryo_Ken

Scratch_n_Sniff

SeKnoT

simeon

Simian

Sir Sheep

Smallboy

Smiley

Solace

Space Monkey

Spherespinner

Stone

Strugz

Sunbeam

Sureau

Tempest

Tenticle

The Approving Ninja

The Fade

The_Magnesium_Master

The Misguided Oracle

The Wench

tillymoo

Tree

TopHat

Tyr

T&B

Valura

Vanize

Vixen

UCOF

UrbanNinja

Weasel

Wyvern

YayYay

Y.T.

2bags

.:* Moon Pixie *:.

EDITED_BY: ben-ja-men (1151854111)

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
I did a posing with staff session with 6/7 yearolds and I was thinking of you.
They didnt pou the same.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
Ooh....spanking! biggrin

Mind if I join in????

spank spank spank

and this ones for you Helz....

spank

ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
pretty girls spanking each other .... theres really only one word for it ..... aweeeeeeeesome biggrin

nice work educating the next generation gnor biggrin I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the quality of their posing but by their level of cheeeeeeeese.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
hug hug so so lovely to see you again last night gorgeous... even if you and arsn WERE touching each other up ubblol ubblol ubblol



*waits for doc ligtning to storm in here and ask for photos..*



(and yes doc there ARE photos!)



I must say what a gorgeous energy you emit... wanted to hug you for hours.... hug hug hug



pm soon sweetheart with promised info. hug hug hug ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile



come stay with us next time too kay? hug

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
come to think of it, i recently recieved some rather suggesting pictures of you and a mr. brett tongue

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


awakenSILVER Member
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Hey Ben!

It was lovely meeting you and hanging out in Brisbane. How did the meeting go? Convince them? biggrin I bet you did..

You take care now..

hug

rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - wink thanks Jen! biggrin

Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.


S3KnoTBRONZE Member
NomadicRhythmSimulator
204 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Aw, i guess i missed you in Brisbane. I was so busy working and now we've left and are on the sunshine coast and heading to woodford next week... All happened so quick i didn't get to see anyone before leaving! But i shall return!

Petey: "i just finished a rubiks cube, from completely shuffled to not, in 1 minute 57 seconds "

Experiencing people is the best experience of all.

Govenor of Flynt's Ass...


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
*smiles* brizzy was awesomeness, looking forward to your pm of energylearningness valura. i look forward to seeing you all again soon smile

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


awakenSILVER Member
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
*blows off the dust*

Well! You have been a busy boy to be neglecting your thread!

hug2

All worth it though! biggrin Hope things at the new office are going awesome!!

rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - wink thanks Jen! biggrin

Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*wheee*

see you real soonish biggrin

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hello sir, i enjoy your ideas and would like to subscribe to your magazine

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello biggrin

When you coming back the UK?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
wow its been like ages since ive been on hop properly, funny how life changes like that sometimes, i think ive maybe picked up staff 4 or 5 times this year due to an epic adventure of 70 hr working weeks. I miss traveling adventures, oh well not to long till uberoz now biggrin

hug missing you all lots

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


Ryo_Kenenthusiast
483 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
hee hee, DR longstaff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


natasqiaddict
489 posts
Location: Perth


Posted:
*waves*

Just wondering - hows the lead up to common ground. Next w/e yes?

Also - I am not on your front list.. frown

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
We were just discussing beatiful men...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Bill was posing for pictures and just wouldnt pout or even cheese

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.


Posted:
heheheheh...:::::*

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Hey Ben!! Imagine seeing me here, you lucky man *cough* cos I never normally go near intro threads. But hmmmm I been in my new job 3 weeks now and there are definite signs of too much time on my hands! Bless the public service!

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Install msn at work missus

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEdJdGlU...Fid%3D134704427

hug

*pose*

biggrin

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
wave

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
thinking about you today...hope all is going well...
talk to you soon hun... hug hug

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Cheers VERY much for taking me in on a whim! Turned out to be an uber-pleasant week for me! Hope you enjoy my cooking!

You have your living room back now...

I'll be back...

Enjoy just being Dr Longstaff... hug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
hug having lovely people in my life makes the dark times not so overwhelming smile





EDITED_BY: ben-ja-men (1195744722)

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Oh Ben - this song came on on the juke box at work last night and I thought of you and smiled!!

Looking forward to seeing you again in a few weeks!

Hope you're ok hug hug

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
im going to turn into a ball of light biggrin




reminds me of when we went to comedy night with James and Claire, looking forward to seeing you hug

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Hello Mr. Longstaff. Would you like your intro necro-posted by a happy little dragon who is going to Adelaide tomorrow? bounce2
EDITED_BY: Rouge Dragon (1251165911)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
necro posted? that sounds .... intruiging .... go on ....

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


Page: ...

Similar Topics No similar topics were found
      Show more..

HOPニュースレター

Subscribe now for updates on sales, new arrivals, and exclusive offers!