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Login/Join to Participatejust lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
so i used to have one of these aaaaaaaaaages ago but never remade it after the boards switched over however a trip on the bus with smallboy convinced me i should redo one so here goes
name - ok so its not dr yet but sooonish to be dr benjamen longstaff once my evil robots come into fruition
location - back in ademalaide
age - 26
toys - staff n doubles
been twirling for - 4 n half ish years or there abouts
occupation - phd student
hobbies - spinning, travelling, learning new stuff and pushing boundaries
searching for - the universal truth, expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body, true love or a sugar momma
favourite toy - my luuuuuuuuuuurvely sony viao laptop *drool* its the thing dreams are made of
during my travels ive met the following hoppers (this list is mainly to prompt my memory of happy times
)Adamsimon
Adya_Miriyana
arbitrary_number_2
Arsn
Arnwyn
ataxia
Babajaga
Baccory
Bairy Fen
BamBam
Bender
Beth
Bird
BlondePyro
Bluecat
bluebottle
Bovrilmonkey
Brad_fire
BRETTSTAR
Brodieman_X
BurningDan
Cantus
Cerambus
Circus Midget
Coleman
Dentrassi
DeepSoulSheep
DevKev
Dexta
Dimitri
Dom
Ðraghkyre
DragonFury
DsAds
Duballstar
Dunc
Durbs
DykeBoy
Elasta
ezz
falloutboy
Fenfire
Firefish
Fireflyz
FireNix
Fire Bunny
Fishermans_Pants
Flame Swirl
Flid
Fluffy Napalm Fairy
Flynt
FoxInDocs
Frodo
Garthy
*Geo*
GeorgeB
Gita
Glass
Gnorc
Gnors Bill
Greenmilk
HellsBells
inspired_by_fire
J-J
jc_firetricks
Jemmemima smallgirl
Jo Derry
Josh
jungleboy
Katinca
Knoxious
Kyle McLean
Lasersurge
Lolli
Kit
Kyle McLean
madjuggling
Mags The Jedi
Matthew BM
Matthew O'Keyes
Manticore
Mcp
Mech
Medusa
Meenik
Miekelmot
MiG
Mint Sauce
Mojo
Mojojo
Molly
Moseph
myco
Narr
Newgabe
Nx?
NYC
Ogre
Oli
Onewheeldave
Orbit
Ow
Parafinfairy
pfsh
Phaerie
Pink.....?
pineapple pete
PK
PoiPoiPoi
Predator
Psi
PsyRush
Pyro Will
Prosparityfire
Puk
roarfire
Rossco Bossco
Rubbergoose
Ry
Ryo_Ken
Scratch_n_Sniff
SeKnoT
simeon
Simian
Sir Sheep
Smallboy
Smiley
Solace
Space Monkey
Spherespinner
Stone
Strugz
Sunbeam
Sureau
Tempest
Tenticle
The Approving Ninja
The Fade
The_Magnesium_Master
The Misguided Oracle
The Wench
tillymoo
Tree
TopHat
Tyr
T&B
Valura
Vanize
Vixen
UCOF
UrbanNinja
Weasel
Wyvern
YayYay
Y.T.
2bags
.:* Moon Pixie *:.
EDITED_BY: ben-ja-men (1151854111)
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Happy Birthday sir....
These are for you!
birthday squish! 
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
*Wonders if his schtick of rising up from a birthday cake singing 'Happy Birthday' will come in handy today...*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Happy Birthday Mister 
:D Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Happy Birthday Princess! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
vix: princess ....
ello miss helz how are you hope the move the bristol went well and your settling in ok
neon: *taps foot awaiting cake*
maus you know they are in sydney right ..... contrary to popular belief its not actually possible to cycle from melbourne to sydney before lunch then pop up to brizzy. you can fit the whole of europe inside of oz *nods*
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Sorry Ben
Just trying to work out the logistical nightmare of sealing myself up in the cake and putting myself in the oven....
Chocolate cake ok?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
robot minions of doom is so where its at, not only will htey seal and bake you but deliver you to, *ponders* i wonder what the standard type of cake one uses for bursting out of is, sponge might be lighter for the ease of bursting out of mmmmmm cake
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Though knowing me I probably wouldn't bother bursting out of it when i can stay inside nibbling away at the cake slowly...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*pictures cake collapsing around neon from lack of structural integrity* Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Yeah but the only other dancing girls i found were cornwall based...and thats even further!
I can have them delivered if ya like!
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Well Maus, if they are the best then they're worth shipping over...
Written by: ben-ja-men
Argh! Death by cake!
Maybe I should just cover myself in melted chocolate and pass myself off as a chocolate sculpted mannequin...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
happy Birthday Ben
I hope life is treating you well!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Could it be? Skully heard talk of a chocolate mannequin, and didn't begin salivating? Should be call a doctor?
Happy Birthday, Ben!! Come back to the UK!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*glomp!*
Happiest birthday to you Ben!!
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Happy birthday Benny boy
! old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
HAPPY BIRTHDAY You'll get your present later...
Hope the day is a wonderful one huni!See you tonight.
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
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mm..chocolate
May your birfday have lots of choclate
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Nice new sig Dr.Longstaff!
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Hullo Mr Ben!
I saw a guy in the grocery store near Spencer Street station the other week who looked so much like you (even wearing a red shirt) that I followed him into the store and was going to talk to him, just in case it was you!
But then I chickened out..... hehehe!
xoxoxoxox
Currently on the right side up of the world.
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Friday is coming.... YAY!
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
*From inside cake*
Erm... is it time to pop out yet? I'm surrounded by chocolate and it's getting torturous...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
brett and lou made me a giant playdough cake ..... with a real cake inside it
neon your like almost a week late .... your just going to have to sit there and wait till next year
flynt it was so me .... oh wait im in adelaide .... i guess it wasnt .... or waaaas it maybe my probability wave didnt collapse because you only partially observed me being in melbourne so i existed in a superposition of states ....
miss maus im still waiting on those dancing girls i hope you poked holes in the box for the them
jean it is friday right about. ..... wait for it .... wait for it .... now
thank you all for the kind birthday wishes, i miss travelling mmmmmm travel must resist urge to travel must finish thesis
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
*blink*
So it wasnt not you?
ARGH!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
hehe.. now we have no more blue food colouring..
*must find reason to make more playdough*...
you know, that playdough smelled just like playdough, too
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Not finished yet??
What's going on dude? old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*poke*
Hey, I dont mean to alarm you... but there's something sitting on the end of your bed
Oooh, it's green.... and it smells like chocolate fudge....
btw... time for FUN!
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
tell you what you're lucky you don't have all those damn hanson pics in here too
*prod* hope you have an awesome time at unseelie!!
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
For all your names and orders Sir...
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L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
im still finding glitter from friday
brett Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
[joins in the spanking]
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
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