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Login/Join to Participatejust lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
so i used to have one of these aaaaaaaaaages ago but never remade it after the boards switched over however a trip on the bus with smallboy convinced me i should redo one so here goes
name - ok so its not dr yet but sooonish to be dr benjamen longstaff once my evil robots come into fruition
location - back in ademalaide
age - 26
toys - staff n doubles
been twirling for - 4 n half ish years or there abouts
occupation - phd student
hobbies - spinning, travelling, learning new stuff and pushing boundaries
searching for - the universal truth, expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body, true love or a sugar momma
favourite toy - my luuuuuuuuuuurvely sony viao laptop *drool* its the thing dreams are made of
during my travels ive met the following hoppers (this list is mainly to prompt my memory of happy times
)Adamsimon
Adya_Miriyana
arbitrary_number_2
Arsn
Arnwyn
ataxia
Babajaga
Baccory
Bairy Fen
BamBam
Bender
Beth
Bird
BlondePyro
Bluecat
bluebottle
Bovrilmonkey
Brad_fire
BRETTSTAR
Brodieman_X
BurningDan
Cantus
Cerambus
Circus Midget
Coleman
Dentrassi
DeepSoulSheep
DevKev
Dexta
Dimitri
Dom
Ðraghkyre
DragonFury
DsAds
Duballstar
Dunc
Durbs
DykeBoy
Elasta
ezz
falloutboy
Fenfire
Firefish
Fireflyz
FireNix
Fire Bunny
Fishermans_Pants
Flame Swirl
Flid
Fluffy Napalm Fairy
Flynt
FoxInDocs
Frodo
Garthy
*Geo*
GeorgeB
Gita
Glass
Gnorc
Gnors Bill
Greenmilk
HellsBells
inspired_by_fire
J-J
jc_firetricks
Jemmemima smallgirl
Jo Derry
Josh
jungleboy
Katinca
Knoxious
Kyle McLean
Lasersurge
Lolli
Kit
Kyle McLean
madjuggling
Mags The Jedi
Matthew BM
Matthew O'Keyes
Manticore
Mcp
Mech
Medusa
Meenik
Miekelmot
MiG
Mint Sauce
Mojo
Mojojo
Molly
Moseph
myco
Narr
Newgabe
Nx?
NYC
Ogre
Oli
Onewheeldave
Orbit
Ow
Parafinfairy
pfsh
Phaerie
Pink.....?
pineapple pete
PK
PoiPoiPoi
Predator
Psi
PsyRush
Pyro Will
Prosparityfire
Puk
roarfire
Rossco Bossco
Rubbergoose
Ry
Ryo_Ken
Scratch_n_Sniff
SeKnoT
simeon
Simian
Sir Sheep
Smallboy
Smiley
Solace
Space Monkey
Spherespinner
Stone
Strugz
Sunbeam
Sureau
Tempest
Tenticle
The Approving Ninja
The Fade
The_Magnesium_Master
The Misguided Oracle
The Wench
tillymoo
Tree
TopHat
Tyr
T&B
Valura
Vanize
Vixen
UCOF
UrbanNinja
Weasel
Wyvern
YayYay
Y.T.
2bags
.:* Moon Pixie *:.
EDITED_BY: ben-ja-men (1151854111)
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Oh come on Ben... I would have expected you to have at least put down your colour pink preferance!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
only when its your bag oooooooh i so want that bag, if you give it to me ill dye it bright pink and wear it 24/7
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
So what would i get in return for you having my bag?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
so searching for universal truth er... thats a long way, try to make it not too complicated
and loving is doing so you can learn it (only my view) it's a decision to be interested in somebody
stop thats your thread so have fun just wanted to visit you here
and Hi Pink...?
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Yay! Us older women don't need to cry into our pillows at night any more! Dr longstaff wants a sugar momma
[EDIT]
oh....ummmm..... Does a sugar momma have to have shed loads of money stashed away somewhere in order to keep you in a lifestyle that you soon wish to become accustomed? *counts the coppers in the jar under her bed*.......Will £3.27 be enough?
EDITED_BY: Skulduggery (1094817174)
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
older woman
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Hi ben..Vanize mentioned to me that you were getting your PhD in image recognition...Kudos to you. There were several people doing that at my grad school, and I sat through many a talk on the subject (even tried it out a bit for myself as my first project in grad school). Not an easy topic, but pretty cool.
Don't sugar mommas melt in the rain? Probably not a good choice there then?
Hey Ben! Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I always wondered that about sugar daddies, Partick. Old man with buckets full of money, bestowing his dribbly tooth free love on you and in the first rain shower he melts away and leaves you with buckets full of money....... it always put me off. The dribbly bit I mean. Not the buckets full of money....... I'd make a crap sugar momma anyway. I think you have to be a grown up to be a sugar momma. I haven't graduated to grown up yet.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
So are you saying Ben shouldn't go for a sugar daddy, either? Good suggestion, I think!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Hey, Ben! Glad to see you around!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Skully! Please say your not planning to graduate to being a grown up! I have so much hope for you!
Hi Ben.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
There is about as much chance of me graduating to be a grown up as there is a fish riding a unicycle through the doors of Buck palace to take tea with the Queen!...........
That reminds me...whatever happened to that classic song "Fish Heads". They don't mention fish heads not riding unicycles in that though.......hmmmmm........I think I just went way off topic.......Sorry Ben.
*shambles off to www.getyoursugardaddieshere.com singing "Fishheads fishheads roly poly fishheads"*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Hello Ben, good to see you have an intro for mr to be random in!
*note to self - be random in Ben's thread*
I have one of them on something like page 3540965754.5 somewhere ish!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Sirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsir!!!
I have a great counter arguement to the
"every time you masterbate, god kills a kitten"
thing.
This!
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Heh. What an awesome name. That's fate right there, that is.
Keep up the pursuit of universal truths mate, although as most people who've met you in the last few months will attest, you seem to have done pretty well on your search so far. Have you ever noticed how much people smile when you arrive somewhere? That's because you're truly amazing and bring happiness (and sticks) whereever you go.
Keep up the good work, and good luck with the doctorate.
Long live toasties eh?
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Oh... the toasties...
Ben i have a proposal...
You may have my bag...if you make me toasties?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
oooooo!! did someone say toasties?
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Due to my current financial dilema, I have started to invent new and wonderful food stuffs, particularly,
Triple decker nutella toasties
These are lovely and I reccommend you all try them at some point.
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
UCOF, I showed that picture to Mojo, my lady, and she said:
"Yeah, but that means there's gonna be an excess of puppies, and i'd rather not wank if it means puppies will be homeless."
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio
Hey Ben you big grunt-funting felchmeister!
well it made me laugh. (until I bled)
And the triple decker toasties made me drool.
So that plus the link in UCOF's thread and I've made quite a mess here.
Oh dear, I'd best go before I cause an upset.
>trundles off to smother hers and nearby victim's faces in nutella...<
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne
21 posts
Location: Bristol Zoo (with the other monkeys)
Arggghhh! Get off! You know I'm allergic to nutella. It brings me out in a rash of evil. Plus it makes me look like a black and white minstral. Mmmm... minstrals. What was I saying? Oh never mind.
Hi ben! Just to warn you that even now in my secret lab (2b Falooja Lane, Bristol, BS8 4LK) the Bristol Machine Learning Research Group robot army is ready to do combat with your own. The world will tremble at the might conflict of RoboSoccer and moving coloured blocks from one peg to another. Mwahahahahaha!
What I fear most is isolation
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
well hello loverlys (and i dont even have pinks bag whats going on)
to you allpink proposal accepted and yes i am going to hold you to this and will collect my bag at brjc
Written by: elasta
And the triple decker toasties made me drool.
So that plus the link in UCOF's thread and I've made quite a mess here.
what are you like i mean really .............. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeallyMaderlock all i can say is briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit oooooooooooooooon
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio
someone you probably shouldn't be associated with that's what.
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
bird i say this time rather than just steal n eat their triffle we should secretly plot and smoother them with triffle when they least expect it, are you with me?
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
I'm with you on that one!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Written by: ben-ja-men
searching for - expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body
That sounds like a worth while mission, can i join in the trip
Written by: ben-ja-men
favourite toy - my luuuuuuuuuuurvely sony viao laptop *drool* its the thing dreams are made of
Man, i couldnt agree more - i got mine aboot a year ago and cant leave the thing alone, so let me get this right, you have a camera, a laptop and a staff, some hands, some great abilities and minimal vidz
Want some editing software
Well i would welcome you to the site, but ill just poke you with a stick instead
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
What? Why now? A thread? Goddamn.
Hello, you giant, hair slightly shorter than in vids, voice slightly more stoned sounded than expected australian you!
Go you big red fire engine!
WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO EDINBURGH!!!!!?????
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Just thought I'd drop in and say Hi!
er,... "Hi"
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
*pokes head round corner to be sure*
Is this the intro of Mr B Longstaff? I've got an urgent delivery to make. One hug, please sign on the dotted line
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Can you come round and cook me dinner please? You do the dinner and I'll do the pudding
Then I can teach you the matrix Let's relight this forum 
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