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ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
so i used to have one of these aaaaaaaaaages ago but never remade it after the boards switched over however a trip on the bus with smallboy convinced me i should redo one so here goes



name - ok so its not dr yet but sooonish to be dr benjamen longstaff once my evil robots come into fruition

location - back in ademalaide

age - 26

toys - staff n doubles

been twirling for - 4 n half ish years or there abouts

occupation - phd student

hobbies - spinning, travelling, learning new stuff and pushing boundaries

searching for - the universal truth, expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body, true love or a sugar momma

favourite toy - my luuuuuuuuuuurvely sony viao laptop *drool* its the thing dreams are made of



during my travels ive met the following hoppers (this list is mainly to prompt my memory of happy times smile)

Adamsimon

Adya_Miriyana

arbitrary_number_2

Arsn

Arnwyn

ataxia

Babajaga

Baccory

Bairy Fen

BamBam

Bender

Beth

Bird

BlondePyro

Bluecat

bluebottle

Bovrilmonkey

Brad_fire

BRETTSTAR

Brodieman_X

BurningDan

Cantus

Cerambus

Circus Midget

Coleman

Dentrassi

DeepSoulSheep

DevKev

Dexta

Dimitri

Dom

Ðraghkyre

DragonFury

DsAds

Duballstar

Dunc

Durbs

DykeBoy

Elasta

ezz

falloutboy

Fenfire

Firefish

Fireflyz

FireNix

Fire Bunny

Fishermans_Pants

Flame Swirl

Flid

Fluffy Napalm Fairy

Flynt

FoxInDocs

Frodo

Garthy

*Geo*

GeorgeB

Gita

Glass

Gnorc

Gnors Bill

Greenmilk

HellsBells

inspired_by_fire

J-J

jc_firetricks

Jemmemima smallgirl

Jo Derry

Josh

jungleboy

Katinca

Knoxious

Kyle McLean

Lasersurge

Lolli

Kit

Kyle McLean

madjuggling

Mags The Jedi

Matthew BM

Matthew O'Keyes

Manticore

Mcp

Mech

Medusa

Meenik

Miekelmot

MiG

Mint Sauce

Mojo

Mojojo

Molly

Moseph

myco

Narr

Newgabe

Nx?

NYC

Ogre

Oli

Onewheeldave

Orbit

Ow

Parafinfairy

pfsh

Phaerie

Pink.....?

pineapple pete

PK

PoiPoiPoi

Predator

Psi

PsyRush

Pyro Will

Prosparityfire

Puk

roarfire

Rossco Bossco

Rubbergoose

Ry

Ryo_Ken

Scratch_n_Sniff

SeKnoT

simeon

Simian

Sir Sheep

Smallboy

Smiley

Solace

Space Monkey

Spherespinner

Stone

Strugz

Sunbeam

Sureau

Tempest

Tenticle

The Approving Ninja

The Fade

The_Magnesium_Master

The Misguided Oracle

The Wench

tillymoo

Tree

TopHat

Tyr

T&B

Valura

Vanize

Vixen

UCOF

UrbanNinja

Weasel

Wyvern

YayYay

Y.T.

2bags

.:* Moon Pixie *:.

EDITED_BY: ben-ja-men (1151854111)

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
edinburgh when oh meg you say crazy i know that you know that i know that u know the answer to that wink

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally challenged. tongue

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
like a fox

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
a cunning fox, what studied cunning at gse, and a-level, then went on to do a course at university reading cunning, then got a phd of cunning at a cunning univeristy and went on to become a professor of it as said university, but never did any work, cos he was too cunning?

Or just a cute stoopid fox?

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
cute n stupid and squirrel eating like. i love squirrels their tails are totally ace, tell me you have a pet squirrel TeeeeEeeeLL ME *shakes fist all zim like* speaking of work i should probably do some of that right after toasties mmmm toasties

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
their tails are independent animals that have a seperate consious existance to the squirrel but just happen to be attached.

yeah work must I do too. boo. frown

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


steve dbBRONZE Member
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk


Posted:
i've played with fishtails a couple of times and never gotten anywhere, but
i've just been trying the method you showed me on saturday and now i've
almost got them. cheers. but you still owe me money.

duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
twas very good to see you in sheffield dude. biggrin i've got a lovely photo of you with those pink poi.... hopefully i'll see you again before you return to the land down under! hug kiss

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
2bags youll get your money your tea bagging demon you, now you have normal fishtails on the foot then you can forfill your col obligations smile

dub i maaaaaaay see you at guilford on the weekend maaaaaaaaybe

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Ben

the gay poet image is sooooo hard to maintain




Like you have to try to maintain it wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

and he said it was tough, obviously not as hard as he was making out, you must be a natural Ben ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
A natural Ben? Like this one


Non-Https Image Link

Let's relight this forum ubblove


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
yes ben is the only gay in the village! biggrin

Step (el-nombrie)


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Somebody in here stole my monkey. Now who was it? Own up.....

Meh


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
kiss kiss kiss

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
is it me, or does this thread not make sence on this page?

Step (el-nombrie)


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
well its just me and u hunny.... x

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
hey sweetie, i only found out who you were when me and sophie were driving home from sheff, and i said shame you didnt come..

and sophie said you did, and i said you

and sophie told me the girl whos head i rubbed

and i thought ahhhhhh!

you look a lot older in teh real world

hi

Step (el-nombrie)


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
Written by: mech



you look a lot older in teh real world








don't you know you're not supposed to say that to women! rolleyes

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: mech


yes ben is the only gay in the village! biggrin




ubblol

Get your lycra out ofr the lads ben! tongue

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: vanize


Written by: mech


you look a lot older in teh real world





don't you know you're not supposed to say that to women! rolleyes



yes but vainze, in teh falmouth 2 vid, i thought she looked like bobo, in her avatar she looks young

but in realu life she looks about 18 (ish)

Step (el-nombrie)


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
well, I guess you are allowed to say they look older up to point actually. As long as they look older till they are about 18 (but not apprearing older than 20) and younger after that!

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
yes indeed

unless leagal laws ban this from happening?!

Step (el-nombrie)


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
Hey - I was only talking about talking - not about anything more involved than that!

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
ahh ok

vanize, am i stalking you today?

Step (el-nombrie)


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
only if you want to be.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
EDINBURGH!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
who me, vanize or ben?

Step (el-nombrie)


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
all of the above.

NOW!!!!!!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
see thats all you wnat me for, to steal moves

im not that good you know!

Step (el-nombrie)


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