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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
If you're going to see the world, have a good look at it. A really good look. The U.S. should be involved in any such complete look. There's a lot going on here. There's a lot to be seen simply by flying from San Francisco to New York City on a clear day.
And the Dollar is WAAAAY down...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Perth has wombat hugging Petey.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Hey Mike, Is our nutella the same as your nutella? Because our marmite is different to English marmite.
When Eleanor came out she bought 5ish large jars of marmite just to be sure to be sure.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Do you have nutella with marshmello cream , i found that in a shop once ?. Oh and merry christmas Doc dropbear hugs and stuff.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Gnor
Perth has wombat hugging Petey.
I am SO. EXCITED. ABOUT. WOMBAT. HUGGING. OMG!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
yeah, we'll see doc
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel
*makes Lightning lose the game*
REVENGE IS MINE!!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Too late. I just read your thread a minute ago, so I haven't finished losing from that. Sorry, bub.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Happy New Year, all!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Happy New Year Doc
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Hey! Just cause i'm a daddy doesn't mean I still don't like being groped!
The wife might not like it though. 
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Heh? *grope grope grope*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*joins the groping line*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
~ Cup Cakes and Faerie Lights ~
110 posts
Location: Portsmouth, Uk / Kowloon, Hong Kong / Auckland, Ne...
*sneaky ninja stealth*
*turns off the make an object look like another more inconspicuas object thingy and steps out of BurdaA's armour plated marmite mobile and admires your choice of decor* (us marmitians can be technial too
)Now I will have my revenge!!!
*shoots FTAG's marmite cannon! That glues every object in every room to the surface they are resting on with marmite and fills Docs shoes and pillow cases with marmite! for extra mild annoyance*
"They say it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile; thus smiling is for pansies" - The Short Gorilla
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" - Ace Rimmer
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*applies the Hyponutellametric weapon to the marmite cannon, large spherical volumes of it to pure Nutella*
*starts to use a fine-tuned hyponutellametric weapon to convert all the marmite to Nutella*
Oh, I *LIKE* this toy!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
HA! you obviously havn't seen my Hypomarmitemetricinfinityator!
what do you think of that!
*realises that i am exposed in the doctors lair and quickly presses the button*
*and because the Hypomarmitemetricinfinityators! ultimate power every marmite possibility happens all at the same time, therfore restoring everything to its origional state, albeit having been marmitafied so having, somewhere deep inside a little bit of marmityness.
as we all do, because remember there is no marmite without nutella, no sweet without savoury, no um...err...light without dark?
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
~ Cup Cakes and Faerie Lights ~
110 posts
Location: Portsmouth, Uk / Kowloon, Hong Kong / Auckland, Ne...
*is scared off by all the big words being thrown about the place*
Geek speak!! Run for your liives!!
*steals all Docs left shoes and jumps into the marmite mobile*
"They say it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile; thus smiling is for pansies" - The Short Gorilla
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" - Ace Rimmer
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel
rumor has it Lightning just lost the game
*runs off and hides from the game*
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom
*Confronts his fear and faces the game to fistycuffs, but swiftly loses. Steals all of Docs right socks and gets passenger side in the marmite mobile*
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Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
i have a treaty!
*holds up treaty in hope that i wont be smothered in nutella*
if we all sign the treaty then maybe peace will be restored to the intro's thread, don't worry about the small print it's just there for legal reasons
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
~ Cup Cakes and Faerie Lights ~
110 posts
Location: Portsmouth, Uk / Kowloon, Hong Kong / Auckland, Ne...
We've had the peace treaty checked by our lawyers and it all seems to be in order, it just requires both parties to sign in their toast topping of choice
"They say it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile; thus smiling is for pansies" - The Short Gorilla
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" - Ace Rimmer
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
My lawyers question this "daily Marmite bathing" clause.
No deal.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Hugged yet for the day ?.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Good morning, everyone.
It's a terribly blustery day in London
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
You may not see this, but, see you in Camden, or at the synergy centre
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Good morning, everyone.
It's a terribly blustery and rainy day in London.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Good morning everyone.
It's a terribly gray and drizzly day in London.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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you not enjoying the weather then?
lol
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*grope*
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*sproing!*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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