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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


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the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Doc Lightning


*is jealous, but refuses to admit it*

Buncha tossers. wink



But at least you get to go to Burningman. frown

Oh wait, so do I. Jealous away. biggrin

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
neon dave hug

lovely to meet you dude smile

i will endeavour to learn how to teach antispin weaves (even though i'm sure you'll get them before then) cos it felt really lame saying 'i can do it but can't show you how'.

see you again soon hopefully.



miss vix hug

wicked to see you again honey and i can safely say i had *the* best time at play this year.

what an amazing weekend! ubblove

i shall attempt to have a bigger box to show ya next time we meet ubbrollsmile



chutters hug2

you are a legend sir - that was indeed the best 1/6th of a round of golf that i ever did play.

speaking of golf, i just designed a new ball - and i can hit drives with it, so watch out...!

next year, the blues workshop is so on biggrin

preceeded by copious amounts of booze first, obviously (sipping whiskey workshop...?).

till next time my man hug



jo hug

twas splendid to meet you missus - you're more mental than jonnycof and just as lovely biggrin

if you got naked with my girly, you should have shouted louder about it - i know i do! wink

very sorry i didn't get to hug you or sym goodbye - will just have to collect those hugs next time hug2



to my chums from the colonies... wink

hug & hug



a mention of 'burning man' = *colebecomingthebiggestgreeneyedmonsteryoueversaw*



why?



because alex grey is taking a dome and lots and lots of cool stuff to bm this year ubblove



if i were ever going to go to the playa, i would have wanted to go this year.



i guess i'll just have to go to nyc and visit the cosm there instead.



now only if i could find somewhere to stay in noo yoik...





cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I wasnt sure where to put this, so i'll let you decide.

https://www.lhc.org.uk/members/factind.htm

From JonCof.
ubbrollsmile

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Oh you've ALWAYS got a place to stay in New York. biggrin



It'd be better if you gave us some time to continue our transformation of my bachelor pad into a nice home.



And you really should come to Burningman. It will probably be the only time I'll be out there. smile And you can see that I've actually got like... friends and stuff. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Evening Mr Cole. You might have seen this before, but just in case you haven't...

Cyber Amish Robots

That is all

hug

Meh


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Cole's Law: thinly sliced cabbage.


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-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
hey there Cole, so sorry to miss you guys in London, AGAIN!!! unforeseen events kept me in Dublin, and thus I missed my big date in the big smoke,and all of you too... sigh. next time!

I wanted to thank you and Lisa for the most wonderous gift of the sleeping mat, it saved my poor lazy bones! And the loan of the extra blanket-- yay! It was left with Sy, who I hope shall manage to get it to you...

Good luck with all your new ventures!
~A
PS you have the coolest parents in the entire world!
xoxo

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: andrealee


PS you have the coolest parents in the entire world!

Even though your dad makes a rubbish Roman general...
wink

Meh


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
wave

How's it going???? Are you about tonight? I'll try calling you - I need some interview advice for tomorrow if that's ok. It's for a law firm and I have no idea how the whole Partner thing works confused

kiss

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Made me think...

ubbrollsmile

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
and following on from that,
fancy helping me break a record?
ubblol
Things in that story dont make sence though.
Like how'd they get found in the first place? umm

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
wave

How did the interview thingy go (was it yesterday??) at the agency?

Hope they can find you lots of wicked jobs!

How are the kittens? ubblove still cute?

kiss

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
blimey, i ain't been in here for a while *dusts off chairs and digs out some fresh ashtrays*

nyc
thank-you - let us know when you're receiving visitors and i'll book the flight.
and next time you're in london, you'll have to come see the nest we've been building here smile
oh yeah, and check your email man!

cann-toose
you sent me the coolest pm i've had in ages hug
much appreciated sir (as were your visits here) hug2

doc-mike
cheers for the slaw wink
other cole-related foods are colman's mustard, walkers crisps, blumencole (well, blumenkohl but it sounds similar) and of course all that organic stuff that me and my mate abel deliver biggrin

i found a random cole-related website the other day:
www.colewalker.net
how cool is that ubbrollsmile

jonnnny
your links rock but not as much as you rock.
you're like so rocking that sometimes, its hard to tell the difference between you and an actual rock, or maybe even the thing smile

princess hels
interview went great thanks hug
did fine on the test, we discussed lots, talked about how to sort out my portfolio (my very own portfolio - fancy eh? ubblol) and the girl said she'd definitely be able to get me a job!
the kittens, after sleeping all evening woke up and were little gits all night but still cute as hell so i mainly just feel guilty for telling them off constantly at the moment...

kiss


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cole, I think the Thing has Cobbles



biggrin



I really should stop posting so many useful links here...

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:

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ubbangel wink ubblol ubblol

How was your weekend away??

oh.my.god..... how cute are your kittens!!!! ubblove ubblove smile Had a quick nosey round the flat... love the mirrors in the front room! Looks lush biggrin

It was a shame you and Lisa weren't around - but hope to see you both soon hug

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol wink ubblol cheers hels hug

so i'm quite a happy coleman at the moment.

a new roots album came out yesterday and it is good!
it may even be great but i don't know yet cos i keep just rewinding the first four tracks.
and if ya don't know, now ya know...
they're ridiculously back on form and i just happen to have tickets for their show in december biggrin

kittens are becoming stupidly soppy.
they're totally addicted to hand already and just lie down and snuggle up to us all evening now.
and they like stage balls too ubbrollsmile

meg made us even happier last week by sending us two more babies to take care of.
they are less cute but more cool and look something like this:

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well, at least they will do as soon as we get a charger ubblol
modding is definitely the next step - mmm, shiny black ibooks...

the other half of our wall o' mirrors should be going up tonight but even with just half a wall, we've used them loads already.
they're so needed for the old fine tuning of poi and stick stuff.
and it means i can dance and not have to discard everything i've learnt on the off-chance that it looks crap...
don't know how we ever did without them really.

am also putting together my portfolio so i can get a better job.
but y'all don't really need to know that since its gonna take a while (another week or so i reckon).
i'll post a link here when its done smile

wave kiss wave


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Heya sir.. the jika tabi came in, but got the wrong size.. off by about 2 cm. Promptly sold them (funny how easy it was to find a buyer!) and just ordered another pair. It's on its way now.. It's hard being tabiless. smile

Good luck putting the folio together! ubbrollsmile

awakenSILVER Member
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Heya coleman!

How ya doing? Sorry its taken me this long to get around and say hi

wavehello

I like yer style wink

rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - wink thanks Jen! biggrin

Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug hug2 hug hug2

I have a feeling you might need these at the moment honey.

Miss you

kiss

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
hug2 ooshoosh hug2

ta muchly to you and your princess...

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
and, er. ubblol i think you should sue for royalties on every item of cole walker clothing, as you are clearly the inspiration......

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
wave hi everyone

ry - hug
everyone knows that true ninjaness is fatally compromised by ill-fitting boots wink
i saw someone wearing some tabi made by nike the other day!
what is the world coming to...? rolleyes ubblol

awaken - hello to you too hug
i don't believe you are evil but the pixie handle seems to fit ya perfectly.
are your ears pointy...?
mine are not pointy but they do glow nicely when the sun is behind me.

hels - thank-you princess.
a dark week indeed frown
i'm especially thankful for all of my friends hug

rabbie - bigs ups wink
as always, wicked to see you my man.
come back soon kitty and bring more fluff next time! hug


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
smile kiss

hug

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Well if the cool kids are hugging Cole then I'll certainly follow suit.

hug

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
wave Mornin!!! biggrin

Thankin yous for the kitten pics in my hotmail inbox this morning....twas a luvverly morning suprise!
They certainly are both absolutely gorgeous ubblove

Shrapnels getting her jabs this week, frown hope she doesn't hate me after.

Are you and the missus coming down for Falmouth next weekend?

Big snuggles for the kittens! hug

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
word up kiddies smile

thanks for the hugs gotham boy hug

and you're more than welcome miss maus hug
we're not gonna make it to falmouth unfortunately.
nor bristol rolleyes


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
frown poopness....ah well, I'm sure I shall see you at some point in the future, I only wanted to show off my kitten anyway.. ;D wink

Have a luvverly jubbly weekend whatever you do then!

hug

awakenSILVER Member
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Hey cole, hope things are beautiful for you this week!

Here's me thinking of you

x

rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - wink thanks Jen! biggrin

Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.


TinyPixieSILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Cooooole!

Hello sweetie! Many thanks for having us round on Saturday thankx hug Was much fun! The kitties are so cute!! I want one too! But I can't frown frown

Give Lisa a big kiss from me! kiss

mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
Hmm...

Shrapnels grown testicals...I'm thinking she might not be a little girl anymore. umm

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