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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


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the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cole, because I love you, and you love swearing

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mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
ubblolCrko dabogda stoko seljacka!

- May you drop dead, you redneck ox!



What an insult!



There's also a swedish one that i particularly like aswell...it involves a goat.... ubblol

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Say stuff

ubblol

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
23?
umm

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
thanks for all the linkyness jonny hug

yep, 23 is the new 3 wink

you need to read this sir: the coolest book ever written

if scientology were based on raw's work instead of l ron's, things would be a hell of a lot more intersting right now wink


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Thank George...
ubbangel

*sings*
When will I see yoooou aaagain?
wink

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: UnConvincinglyOvertlyFunny


23?
umm



Think that this is all the proof you really need:


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*Might only work in America*

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Was great seeing you guys (though I was trashed by the time you guys arrived and probably seeing you crosseyed). Hope you had fun & didn't end up with nasty chills from freezing out in the gazebo!!
Big Hugs x

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
kiss

I think the drunken swing fights were the most surreal. Good getting to meet you properly finally. I think i'd like to hang out again and you can confuse me with more "lost" theories...

See you in the front row in 2 weeks wink

hug

Gayle.....!


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Cheers for coming down to bristol this weekend! Hope you and lisa had a good one. So, when you moving down? wink

oh, and I've got your shoes at mine. Couldn't see Lisa's phone though confused has she found it? I know I've got her black top as I'm wearing it right now ubblol

See you again soon!

Hels
x

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
This chap has the worlds worst name.
Officially ubblol

PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
NYC i hate mike he destroyed new york and utah (ie that shot on russel ).

Im also wondering how can helz bellz fit in to one of lisa tops ?

So i hope your heard about the big secret ? from lisa

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
umm wot ya saying Puk????? tongue spank




EDITED_BY: Helz Bellz (1150287111)

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
jonnynmatt hug hug

kat - your party was a beautiful affair my dear.
thank-you so much for inviting us hug
gazebo could maybe have done with some central heating but i guess i'm just overly pampered wink

gayle - twas lovely to see you and neil again hug
have to say my favourite park moment was the little white dog and his owner, the backflipping chav ubblol

hels - i had a wicked weekend, thank-you for having us hug
i'm guessing you know lisa has her phone and thanks for finding me shoes.
will swap them for a hug this weekend if you like? wink

puk - there shall be no mj hating in this thread! wink
now, what's this big secret eh...? umm


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
Heya Coleman!
Just wanted to give you the heads up to get the party going and all warmed up, the first of the canadian contingent arrives on the 18th,,,, wheeee! Very excited! hope to get to spend some time with you and Lisa. I agree with Arashi, you really must surface from your tent, either that or invite us in!

PS- I am putting out a general APB for anyone that might have a sleeping mat/camp rest thingie I could use at Play? I cant manage to pack one, the 20 orbits and other toys are getting in the way! Do you have an extra by any chance? Any suggestions?

See ya soon!
smiles
Andrea
pps- hows yer tie dye holding out? Shall I bring some more?

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
This may be my last message for a while, so im leaving a picture and an entire site of pictures for you to look at.




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and Click this ubbrollsmile

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Don't worry Cole. Jon is being over dramatic. He's coming to Wales, not going to the North Pole or outer Mongolia ubblol He seems to have forgotten we have the interwebithingie here too! biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
I think the one I like best was:

"I wish I was where I was when I was wishing I was here."

Made only funnier by the fact that it was written in Alaska.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
andrea - biggrin hug biggrin
i don't have a roll mat myself but will endeavour to track one down for you...
be sure to let us know if you need anywhere to rest your head in london while you're here - would love to have you stay smile
and thank-you for your kind offer of bringing me more of the best pants man has ever seen - mine are actually holding up quite well (no holes yet) and by the sound of it you have far too much stuff to bring already!

jonny - yeah, girlfriends are great aren't they ubbrollsmile
and fan q very much for picturesonwalls link, but i already seen it...

nyc - the 'bookmark this page' menu option can be very handy...

 Written by: coleman in nyc's intro thread, 03/02/05


random street philosophy

hug

cole. x



wink

lynne - a wise man once said, "never whistle while youre pissing".
i think jonny may have astutely interpreted that as "don't waste time posting on the internet when you're visiting your girlfriend who lives miles and miles away" wink hug


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: coleman


nyc - the 'bookmark this page' menu option can be very handy...

 Written by: coleman in nyc's intro thread, 03/02/05


random street philosophy







Wow! A broken link for me?! Is it Christmas Already?!

tongue

[And yes, I saw it years ago when you posted it in my intro thread as well.]

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug
Thank you for the dance. More please!

biggrin

Gayle.....!


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
wave

I have your black notebook! It was in my tent when i was packing up - god knows how it got there though!

Hope you and Princess Bamms got back ok on Sunday.

See you both again VERY soon for the EJC!

bounce biggrin bounce biggrin

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
you rock hels hug

nate was using it to write his workshop i think and i forgot to pick it back up before we buggered off...

see you a week on sunday for the ireland mission!!!

gayle - that's a definite honey!

although don't tell drew i like to swing dance or he'll make me go to even more of his workshops wink


cole. x

*totally played out - yet in the opposite way to the traditional sense*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
 Written by: coleman


i like to swing dance



eek bounce biggrin

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Oh baby, you are definitely a swinger...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
We must remember to bring some swing music to HulaBoogie. Just in case Lord Drew flakes musicwise (which he sometimes does when surrounded by jugglers)...

hug

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Was good to see you and the lovely Bamz, hope you had a good time... and if in doubt.... DO THE BOX!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
biggrin

hug

It was great seeing Lisa and yourself Mr Cole smile Thats the best 3 hols of golf I ever did play biggrin Blues workshop for 2007? wink

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*is jealous, but refuses to admit it*

Buncha tossers. wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug biggrin ubblove kiss sunny Hooray for Cole! you are great, and you are much more kickass in real life than you are online (although that is pretty kickass too).
i had a great time getting naked and wet with your lady, she's so hot sunny biggrin
you're both ace and i love you and lisa lots! yay! biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


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