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Niraffe
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Niraffe
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Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
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Posted:
And, as I see you can hardly contain your excitement about that one. I thought you might like to come to the movies
S'not a film to let Bugis see though I don't think. It'll just confuse and upset him methinks
And, as I see you can hardly contain your excitement about that one. I thought you might like to come to the movies
S'not a film to let Bugis see though I don't think. It'll just confuse and upset him methinks
Meh
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
I'll look when I get home. Busy, busy, busy......
Oh - 2 of the 3 cell lines died over the weekend.
I blame Nilesh...
I'll look when I get home. Busy, busy, busy......
Oh - 2 of the 3 cell lines died over the weekend.
I blame Nilesh... "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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Posted:
I blame Iain PooPockets and his poo-pockety ways. The ninja monkey squad has been out letting his tyres down as an act of revenge. Try to act surprised/stifle your giggles when he comes in.... by the way, they have no idea which car might be his. Nor indeed how to get to your building from the bus station, so they're doing every car, bike and wheeled vehicle in Inverness.
Hope that's ok
I blame Iain PooPockets and his poo-pockety ways. The ninja monkey squad has been out letting his tyres down as an act of revenge. Try to act surprised/stifle your giggles when he comes in.... by the way, they have no idea which car might be his. Nor indeed how to get to your building from the bus station, so they're doing every car, bike and wheeled vehicle in Inverness.
Hope that's ok
Meh
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Sounds good. Say thanks for me...
Sounds good. Say thanks for me... "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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Ok will do, they're a little hard to reach though. Their walkie-talkies came from Toys-R-Us and have a range of only about 50ft. Generally they send me messages by carrier dalmatian. Which is less practical than pigeons, but you can tie a larger message to their legs and they can grip a bus pass in their teefs....
The last message said that a small faction (I'm thinking it was most likely led by Perpendicular) has split off from the main group and is currently setting about, for reasons best known to themselves, dismantling a garden shed. Its terrified owner trapped inside, clutching a garden gnome and a battered copy of "What Potting Shed?" All the while trying to munch his way through all his material possessions (apparently they teach you that at gardening school - in case of monkey attack; eat everything...)
You can get a lot of info on a spotted dog
Ok will do, they're a little hard to reach though. Their walkie-talkies came from Toys-R-Us and have a range of only about 50ft. Generally they send me messages by carrier dalmatian. Which is less practical than pigeons, but you can tie a larger message to their legs and they can grip a bus pass in their teefs....
The last message said that a small faction (I'm thinking it was most likely led by Perpendicular) has split off from the main group and is currently setting about, for reasons best known to themselves, dismantling a garden shed. Its terrified owner trapped inside, clutching a garden gnome and a battered copy of "What Potting Shed?" All the while trying to munch his way through all his material possessions (apparently they teach you that at gardening school - in case of monkey attack; eat everything...)
You can get a lot of info on a spotted dog
Meh
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Posted:
Look, look. look
Although I've just seen a trailer and I think they might have ruined it... but still *continues bouncing around gleefully*
The captain of the airship seems to have had his part built up slightly more from the books - but then they have cast De Niro in the role - and for some reason they've created a role just for Ricky Gervais to play... - I've nothing against the man but why write a new character for him? - And it seems to have the dubiously-faced Claire Danes playing Yvaine, which to my mind is a little odd given that she is now 63 and was never really all that pretty to begin with...
So if you're not too busy in August, do you fancy coming to the cinema with me and the furry kid?
( )
Look, look. look
Although I've just seen a trailer and I think they might have ruined it... but still *continues bouncing around gleefully*
The captain of the airship seems to have had his part built up slightly more from the books - but then they have cast De Niro in the role
- and for some reason they've created a role just for Ricky Gervais to play... - I've nothing against the man but why write a new character for him? - And it seems to have the dubiously-faced Claire Danes playing Yvaine, which to my mind is a little odd given that she is now 63 and was never really all that pretty to begin with... So if you're not too busy in August, do you fancy coming to the cinema with me and the furry kid?
( ) Meh
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Ooh - yes please!!
I did like the digital colouring book too...
Oh - and even more dubious news on "getting-chelly-to-come-to-Play" front. My parents are taking Andy on holiday at the same time it's on. So I have to stay at home to look after dogface I think. They didn't even bother asking me if I had something on then.
Ooh - yes please!!
I did like the digital colouring book too...
Oh - and even more dubious news on "getting-chelly-to-come-to-Play" front. My parents are taking Andy on holiday at the same time it's on. So I have to stay at home to look after dogface I think. They didn't even bother asking me if I had something on then.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
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Oh I'd gone off the idea of going to Play after you'd adamantly stated you couldn't get time off/travel anywhere south of my house without sleeping for a week in between/etc...
Speaking of Dogface, do you think your mummy would like to get him one of these?
Oh I'd gone off the idea of going to Play after you'd adamantly stated you couldn't get time off/travel anywhere south of my house without sleeping for a week in between/etc...
Speaking of Dogface, do you think your mummy would like to get him one of these?
Meh
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Oh dear goodness I hope not.....
Oh dear goodness I hope not..... "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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Stargazer
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Posted:
WTF the world is getting 
WTF the world is getting the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
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Hey beautiful
Is it time for you to come back yet? My lips miss your lips
Hey beautiful
Is it time for you to come back yet? My lips miss your lips
Meh
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Posted:
where is this going? errm, where did this go already? 
where is this going? errm, where did this go already? the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Tom, sometimes ignorance is bliss... 
Mr Fraggle, it's your turn to come see me I do believe. Are you here yet? 
Tom, sometimes ignorance is bliss... Mr Fraggle, it's your turn to come see me I do believe. Are you here yet? "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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okay, okay I'm looking the other way whereas... May I joIn? 
okay, okay I'm looking the other way whereas... May I joIn? the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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Posted:
*wanders off to find a rapier...*
*wanders off to find a rapier...*
Meh
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Posted:
Oh by the way *does a happy little dance whilst singing "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead"*
Adam says that Beardie and DwarfFace split up the other day. So that'll explain dad's odd reaction to my question about him poisoning her when I misread the calendar. I assumed it was just his guilty conscience...
*dances off into the kitchen, comes back with cake*
You want a slice of this? It's bizarre fruit cake of mysterious origin. I suspect the cake fairy left it
"....Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch..."
Oh by the way *does a happy little dance whilst singing "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead"*
Adam says that Beardie and DwarfFace split up the other day. So that'll explain dad's odd reaction to my question about him poisoning her when I misread the calendar. I assumed it was just his guilty conscience...
*dances off into the kitchen, comes back with cake*
You want a slice of this? It's bizarre fruit cake of mysterious origin. I suspect the cake fairy left it
"....Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch..."
Meh
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Niraffe
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Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Aaaaaahhhh..... that'd explain why he wasn't going out then. You'd never guess you were happy about it..
Ooh - cake... *happily munches*
Aaaaaahhhh..... that'd explain why he wasn't going out then. You'd never guess you were happy about it..
Ooh - cake... *happily munches*
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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Try not to swallow your piercing this time though honey
Try not to swallow your piercing this time though honey
Meh
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Niraffe
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Niraffe
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Posted:
it's OK, once is enough for one day I think. A tummy full of acrylic balls doesn't sound like much fun. 
Damn sandwiches...
it's OK, once is enough for one day I think. A tummy full of acrylic balls doesn't sound like much fun. Damn sandwiches...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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Curse them and their wily ways. Coming over here, snaffling all our fillings...
My phone's broken honey
it seems to have become retarded. It says that if I press and hold the * key then i'll get predictive text back. But I tried that and nothing happens. And in the writing language option there is only GermanFrenchEnglishTurkishStandard abc (which it is set on)123
none of which are any help to me. It is most annoying. I don't like it. Plus when I plug it into the pc it tells me that the device is corrupt. I knew i shouldn't've let it hang out with those gangster pandas. Now it is filled with crime-addled ideals and bent on smuggling bamboo into Poland
*shakes head* I'm totally baffled by the whole affair...
Curse them and their wily ways. Coming over here, snaffling all our fillings...
My phone's broken honey
it seems to have become retarded. It says that if I press and hold the * key then i'll get predictive text back. But I tried that and nothing happens. And in the writing language option there is only GermanFrenchEnglishTurkishStandard abc (which it is set on)123
none of which are any help to me. It is most annoying. I don't like it. Plus when I plug it into the pc it tells me that the device is corrupt. I knew i shouldn't've let it hang out with those gangster pandas. Now it is filled with crime-addled ideals and bent on smuggling bamboo into Poland
*shakes head* I'm totally baffled by the whole affair...
Meh
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Niraffe
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Niraffe
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Posted:
That made me giggle lots, thank you honey.
My neck keeps getting bigger and sorer.
That made me giggle lots, thank you honey.
My neck keeps getting bigger and sorer.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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Aww poor you Is it bigger than your head yet? Do kids point and call you Big-Neck McBigneckersson? can you get work in a freak show with it yet?
Umm maybe this will help distract you from the shame, horror and hurtiness.... look honey, beads
Look at all the pretty shinies
Aww poor you
Is it bigger than your head yet? Do kids point and call you Big-Neck McBigneckersson? can you get work in a freak show with it yet?Umm maybe this will help distract you from the shame, horror and hurtiness.... look honey, beads
Look at all the pretty shinies
Meh
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Niraffe
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Posted:
Ooooh They's not too badly priced for wooden beads either. Thanking you!
Did you have a fun weekend chasing and interviewing badgers then honey?
Ooooh
They's not too badly priced for wooden beads either. Thanking you! Did you have a fun weekend chasing and interviewing badgers then honey?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
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It was lots of fun honey, I'm sure I gave you a full report last night on the tellingphone?
Did you see all the other beads that they has in their shop too? And all those other bargains and knick knacks they has too?
It was my mummy's favourite shop. I couldn't remember how to get there when we was in Manchester or else I would have taken you
https://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/features/2005/07/images/070323newspic_4.jpg
It was lots of fun honey, I'm sure I gave you a full report last night on the tellingphone?
Did you see all the other beads that they has in their shop too? And all those other bargains and knick knacks they has too?
It was my mummy's favourite shop. I couldn't remember how to get there when we was in Manchester or else I would have taken you
https://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/features/2005/07/images/070323newspic_4.jpg
Meh
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sorry to but in but cantus are you the same cantus as used to be here?
sorry to but in but cantus are you the same cantus as used to be here?
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If only it was possible to check my member number or click on my profile...
If only it was possible to check my member number or click on my profile...
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yeah...ahah...
yeah...ahah...
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Wait, How did you become Anonymous and unregistered? I'm pretty sure you was Fake teeth and glue yesterday...
Wait, How did you become Anonymous and unregistered? I'm pretty sure you was Fake teeth and glue yesterday...
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