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ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?



Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....



Peace and chocolate,

Chelle

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



OK guys, here's a little update!!

Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)



Location: highlands, scotland



Hometown: Nairn



DOB: 12 Dec 1981



Age: 24



Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......



Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy



Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?



Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........



Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....



Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.



Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.



Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!



Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.



Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.



Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......



woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
And, as I see you can hardly contain your excitement about that one. I thought you might like to come to the movies

S'not a film to let Bugis see though I don't think. It'll just confuse and upset him methinks

hug ubblove ubbrollsmile ubblove hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I'll look when I get home. Busy, busy, busy......

Oh - 2 of the 3 cell lines died over the weekend. rolleyes I blame Nilesh...ubblol

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I blame Iain PooPockets and his poo-pockety ways. The ninja monkey squad has been out letting his tyres down as an act of revenge. Try to act surprised/stifle your giggles when he comes in.... by the way, they have no idea which car might be his. Nor indeed how to get to your building from the bus station, so they're doing every car, bike and wheeled vehicle in Inverness.

Hope that's ok smile

hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol Sounds good. Say thanks for me... hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok will do, they're a little hard to reach though. Their walkie-talkies came from Toys-R-Us and have a range of only about 50ft. Generally they send me messages by carrier dalmatian. Which is less practical than pigeons, but you can tie a larger message to their legs and they can grip a bus pass in their teefs....

The last message said that a small faction (I'm thinking it was most likely led by Perpendicular) has split off from the main group and is currently setting about, for reasons best known to themselves, dismantling a garden shed. Its terrified owner trapped inside, clutching a garden gnome and a battered copy of "What Potting Shed?" All the while trying to munch his way through all his material possessions (apparently they teach you that at gardening school - in case of monkey attack; eat everything...)

You can get a lot of info on a spotted dog smile

hug ubblove hug

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Look, look. look bounce bounce2 bounce

Although I've just seen a trailer and I think they might have ruined it... but still *continues bouncing around gleefully*

The captain of the airship seems to have had his part built up slightly more from the books - but then they have cast De Niro in the role rolleyes - and for some reason they've created a role just for Ricky Gervais to play... - I've nothing against the man but why write a new character for him? - And it seems to have the dubiously-faced Claire Danes playing Yvaine, which to my mind is a little odd given that she is now 63 and was never really all that pretty to begin with...

So if you're not too busy in August, do you fancy coming to the cinema with me and the furry kid?

hug ubblove hug (bounce )

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Ooh - yes please!! bounce

I did like the digital colouring book too... ubblove hug

Oh - and even more dubious news on "getting-chelly-to-come-to-Play" front. My parents are taking Andy on holiday at the same time it's on. So I have to stay at home to look after dogface I think. They didn't even bother asking me if I had something on then. frown

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh I'd gone off the idea of going to Play after you'd adamantly stated you couldn't get time off/travel anywhere south of my house without sleeping for a week in between/etc...


hug

Speaking of Dogface, do you think your mummy would like to get him one of these?

ubblol

hug ubblove

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
eek Oh dear goodness I hope not.....ubblol

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
ubblol ubblol WTF the world is getting eek ubblol umm

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey beautiful ubblove

Is it time for you to come back yet? My lips miss your lips ubbcrying

hug ubblove hug2

Meh


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
umm where is this going? umm errm, where did this go already? confused umm ubblol ubblol

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol Tom, sometimes ignorance is bliss... wink hug

hug Mr Fraggle, it's your turn to come see me I do believe. Are you here yet? ubblove kiss hug2

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
ubblol okay, okay I'm looking the other way rolleyes ubblol hug whereas... May I joIn? devil wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
*wanders off to find a rapier...*

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Honey, do you think your mum would be cross if you got Stuart something like this or this for his 21st? smile

I thought they was kinda fun...



They're from the same place that I got adam's fraggle torturing device/tristmas present from eek



hug

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh by the way *does a happy little dance whilst singing "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead"*


Adam says that Beardie and DwarfFace split up the other day. So that'll explain dad's odd reaction to my question about him poisoning her when I misread the calendar. I assumed it was just his guilty conscience...

bounce bounce2 bounce

*dances off into the kitchen, comes back with cake*
You want a slice of this? It's bizarre fruit cake of mysterious origin. I suspect the cake fairy left it smile

hug ubblove


"....Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch..."

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Aaaaaahhhh..... that'd explain why he wasn't going out then. You'd never guess you were happy about it..ubblol

Ooh - cake... *happily munches* hug hug2

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Try not to swallow your piercing this time though honey wink hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol it's OK, once is enough for one day I think. A tummy full of acrylic balls doesn't sound like much fun. tongue

Damn sandwiches...rolleyes

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Curse them and their wily ways. Coming over here, snaffling all our fillings...

My phone's broken honey frown

it seems to have become retarded. It says that if I press and hold the * key then i'll get predictive text back. But I tried that and nothing happens. And in the writing language option there is only GermanFrenchEnglishTurkishStandard abc (which it is set on)123

none of which are any help to me. It is most annoying. I don't like it. Plus when I plug it into the pc it tells me that the device is corrupt. I knew i shouldn't've let it hang out with those gangster pandas. Now it is filled with crime-addled ideals and bent on smuggling bamboo into Poland

*shakes head* I'm totally baffled by the whole affair...

hug ubblove

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey sexy ubblove

I saw this:


Non-Https Image Link
and thought of you wink

hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol ubblol

That made me giggle lots, thank you honey. hug2

My neck keeps getting bigger and sorer. frown

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Aww poor you hug2 Is it bigger than your head yet? Do kids point and call you Big-Neck McBigneckersson? can you get work in a freak show with it yet?



wink



hug



Umm maybe this will help distract you from the shame, horror and hurtiness.... look honey, beads biggrin



Look at all the pretty shinies kiss hug ubblove

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Ooooh bounce They's not too badly priced for wooden beads either. biggrin Thanking you! hug

Did you have a fun weekend chasing and interviewing badgers then honey? ubblove hug2

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
It was lots of fun honey, I'm sure I gave you a full report last night on the tellingphone?



Did you see all the other beads that they has in their shop too? And all those other bargains and knick knacks they has too?

It was my mummy's favourite shop. I couldn't remember how to get there when we was in Manchester or else I would have taken you hug



https://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/features/2005/07/images/070323newspic_4.jpg



ubblove

Meh


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
sorry to but in but cantus are you the same cantus as used to be here?

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
If only it was possible to check my member number or click on my profile...

Meh


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
yeah...ahah...

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Wait, How did you become Anonymous and unregistered? I'm pretty sure you was Fake teeth and glue yesterday...

Meh


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