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765 posts
Location: Australia
ola.... probably bout time i changed this thingo.....
Name: brett schmerl
Location: Adelaide oztralia
Hometown: adelaide oztralia
DOB: 03/05/86
Age: 20
Sex: its a boy!
Occupation(s): student
Favorite Color(s): deep earthy colours
Toys: any fire spinnig gear but mainly poi
Education: fancy science at flinders uni....
Favorite Book(s): celestine prophecy
Favorite Movie(s): baraka, what the bleep
Favorite TV show(s): i kill TVs
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) ha ha ha um be happy,
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: kenny's window, loren, sphongle, and many random others
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): not an icecream fan but in spain they had wine soaked doughnut flavor so that takes the cake
vegemite, marmite or nutella? marmite scks
um thats probabliy aboot it really... happy spinning
EDITED_BY: BrettStar (1145418002)
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
yeah but he is a weight lifter after all....
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
so he lacks brain cells and will recover soon?
oh wait, thats boxers!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
eep.. looks ouch..
surprised russell hasn't been in here to lick you yet
whats wrong???!russell was educating luke about the ways of licking ben's nipples at spinning last friday.. i couldn't quite hear what he was saying... i was too busy introducing everyone to the fluff..
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
oopss..opening your thread made me fluff...
your thread smells icky now...sorry
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
483 posts
Location: Adelaide
"now if you would kinldy follow me this way my good sir, we will observe the marvelous delicay that is known worldwide for its temptaion and downright irrisistable looks. although wonderful with any meal, this dish is best served while ben is quite unsuspecting, asume any pose you wish, and gently, or roughly, LICK THE NIPPLE!!!!!"
Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
hmm... its been a while... hot news! papparatzi exposes luke at peace festival performance check it ot now! https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=13503
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
uhm russ what the..
hehehe Luke said he's a lion.. i do believe he's roaring
welcome back addict
449 posts
Location: Australia
Written by: Ryo_Ken
hey hey brett!!
Non-Https Image Link
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=12705&nocache=1
Wooow watch out Ben, there's a new kid on the block!
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old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
so glad there arnt picres of me floating around of me like that... ill stick to the blowing bubbles from my nose... slou...
hello all 
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Mr BrettStar!!!
Hello huni, I did call your phone only I didnt speak with you, it was the most beautiful little kitten on the other end.
Hope the trip went well, we'll catch up soon.
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
483 posts
Location: Adelaide
COUSIN KIM THE PENIS DOCTOR!!!
Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
auntie mail order bride!
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*backs away slowly*
*and wipes her muddy feet on Brett on her way out*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
hello.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
michael jackson?!
... freaking mango... i dont like you much pete...
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
hello Mr Nose Bubble Man.
just wanted to say, your spinning amazes me. Plus the fact that you're so darn cool... ummm yes. xoxoxo hugs and fluff and snugs, was rockin good to see you this weekend!!! xoxoxo
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Celestine Prophecy is a wonderful book! If you like that you should try "Autobiography of a Yogi" and "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey 
Owned by Lost83spy
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
hey there sir
thankyou so much for such an amazing weekend.. i know i've said so already but it was just wonderful.
thanks for that ness and i'm sending you some too
we had some really amazing space this weekend hey *slou..
see you soon xoxo
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
ahh wow... *feels all special... thank you sooo much too! ... no really... missing our space allready...
*ness for your return to the real world xoxo 483 posts
Location: Adelaide
pfft real world... whats that?
weeee flinders tomorrow!!!!!!
Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
28 posts
Location: adelaide
i love dave...
My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
thats enough dave
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Mmmm.... sunscreen....
wuv you Brettstar... good to see you the other arvo, even if you were half asleep!
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
483 posts
Location: Adelaide
hee hee, no, theres never enough dave
Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
hnnt tali???
yeah like brett so wrote nat's sig....
bwahaha! 483 posts
Location: Adelaide
hehe, he so did eh
Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
wow i just looked at a old PM of nats... she wrote me a poem...
kknobs kknobs all around.
they're sumtimes up
and sumtimes down. 
but all ways, are round.
unless of course its flat and thenur far*ed.
hmm...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
classic.. 483 posts
Location: Adelaide
well written nat Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
I don't like Brett, I only pretended I did so could play with Nelson.
Honest
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
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