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Login/Join to Participatehehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...
Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)
Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway
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Name: Dave Chu
Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire
Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire
DOB: 1st January 1980
Age: 25
Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')
Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)
Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me
Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity
Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)
Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....
Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite
Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,
Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
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Nice to see you again Dave... I saw yours and simons children on the first day I got there. I love the lil purple and pink things, you guys must be so proud
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I'm proud of the one I have custody of but I'm worried that Simon will be a neglectful parent - he hasn't even picked a name for his yet! I might have to fight him for custody of both!
I think we're just keeping it civil for the sake of the children (lets gloss over the fact that the conception was very much a primal act of interspecies rape and just go 'ahhhhh')
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
I'm personally amazed that the babies where concieved and born within a couple of months...
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Express Delivery...
Thats what you get went you try and mate a two-legged armless mutant hellspawn with some predatory cat-man thing...
Noticed Simon wasn't carrying his arround like I was (left little Dario at the tent during the mass burn - not good to incinerate your newborns). He didn't give birth he had something removed...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
yay! dave this thread is preceious
dueu...you rock!
had me laughing sooo hard you are gooood
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Nate's Gollum impression was just as good, I really do think we should have a double act going at Falmouth....
And no it wasn't pleasant being under a towel cheek to cheek with FireNix's arse despite what you might think...
Mynci - did you win the Zen wrestling thing...?
*Shropshiiiiiiiire... T-Baggin's......*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
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EDITED_BY: Rouge Dragon (1151502518)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Excellent... I can imagine doing a nice Smeagol/Gollum alternation with that two-faced gimp...
Hello Rouge. How is everything down under...?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
yep dave I did...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Everything isn't too bad. Tad cold which is always irritating, however it does mean my full length black coat with is just very cool
Holidays! Wheeeee!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
It's summer but it always seems to be more dull and grey with rainclouds constantly hiding round the corner having a cigarette waiting to pounce...
At PLAY the weather was always changing, from blazing hot, to chilly wind and overcast...
You can tell I'm British can't you? Always bitching about the weather...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
'ello chap, was wicked meeting you, i want your dreads hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I think my dreads are getting sick of me for putting them through so much crap this weekend... They might well leave me for you. If that happens it's their choice...
I'm not gonna stop them... *Sniff*
Well done for inforcing the 'Zero Tolerance' policy at PLAY
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
zoro tolerence
that was fully enforced.................zero tolerence on "chavs" and wankers hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
You failed... I managed to get in...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
You failed... I managed to get in...
blame that on the gate staff.......................i was working the bar
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I jumped the fence...
OK I lied, I came in with the portaloo sewage pump van (explains alot really)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Hello Dave! Always a pleasure to see and spend time with you mate. You and Bubbles have to come to Brighton to play at pride
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I'm working on it.... Need to check the diary at work so see if there's enough people to cover the shift...
Only sorry I didn't see you guys more! To many things going on!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
well i was gonna go manc, but since i got no txt replys or replys on the thread i figured i didnt wanna turn up on my own
sorry, but i dont like being unsure. hope you guys had fun anyways, did many people go etc? Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Ah here you are. Your intro was on page 4. Which is somewhat remiss of you i think...
So erm i've forgotten what i came in to say now.
Oh right i remember:
psst - my mate fancies you
*giggles lots and goes off for a smoke behind the bike sheds*
Meh
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom
*joins Cantus behind bike sheds and skins up*
Helloooo! How are things here? Big
for everyone! mua! PING!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
PONG!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Michael, now you know full well that you don't partake. You give that back right now!
Meh
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom
Please takeit away! I have to revise for my exams!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Well if you must revise... duly takes "it" away, giggling quietly to himself*
Meh
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Written by: Cantus
Ah here you are. Your intro was on page 4. Which is somewhat remiss of you i think...
So erm i've forgotten what i came in to say now.
Oh right i remember:
psst - my mate fancies you
*giggles lots and goes off for a smoke behind the bike sheds*
Page 4? Bah! Just goes to show I'm not one to talk about myself constantly
Awwww shucks.... I've just broken up with the fella as well - just wasn't working out but just gonna remain friends. I think I'm actually getting sick of men and wouldn't mind seeing what it's like on the other side of the fence.... Any takers?And get OUT of my bike shed! That's where I keep my town bikes!
and *Pre-emptive PONG* (Mike, don't you dare! Shouldn't you be on duty? - Plus you'd be easier to take advantage of in that state - where's the fun in that?)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Awww
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
for dave A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
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