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1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I walk through the wall of your puny bubble...
I pop your puny bubbles with the sharpness of my wit...
you stand no chance against me if I REALLY get riled oh smelly weird bartender boy...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
I've got this one Georgie boy, he's mine!*shoots an army of marshmallows on him that DO NOT miss*
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
former manc tour guide
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Written by: Point_Blank
tee hee, oldschool games rock. Do I see the words free beer, whooo
Yeah, the full sign reads: 'Free beer tomorrow!'
and we have crunchy-bar kids? cool
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Owner of Clarence_Quack
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Written by: Point_Blank
It's my cannon and I NEVER miss. You need to look at your pants ... it looks like you've had an accident.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
:bee flat:
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
huhwhaaaat... oh no, it looks like i.. ummm...
hmhmmmm, excuse me while I go and wash my pants - uh that is to say, make some pizza to throw at Brenn, yeah, that's what I'm doing.
*slowly merges into the background and slips away*
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
"pants" as in UK Pants? or "pants" as in Aussie ones?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
There's a difference? I generally call pants pants, but sometime, on special occasions, I call them trousers
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*starts sweeping*
Three days creates a lot of dust.. And gives the locals free reign for wackiness. Must remember that.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
where have you been missy? boozing?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Asleep under a rock it seems. Just how myuch have I missed?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Hi CQ
*carefully empties bucket into the back corner of CQ's intro thread*
There - all better now!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Oi!!! I just cleaned that up!!!
*puts maid outfit back on and gets to work*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
oooh - photo's please!!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
6,650 posts
*takes shot* oops... topless
*wiggles eyebrows* sexy!
Non-Https Image Link
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
hahah! thats the jetson's cleaner, yeah?
omg it's been so long!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Is she rolling down a rainbow?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
6,650 posts
You haven't seen Jetsons, now have you Clare?
she's not even 30... [sigh] 
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Actually, I used to love it. I just cant remember much about it. And certainly not the backgrounds of character images!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i remembr the flintstones meet the jetsons episode.
ok, i dont actually remember anything about it. i just remember it existed and i watech it!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
Yeah uhhhhhh... I've got no idea whats going on here...
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
neither do i
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Go onto youtube and look up 'the jetsons'
It was made by the same people who made the Flinstones, only wasn't as popular at the time so they didn't make too many episodes.
Brilliant kids tv though
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Owner of Clarence_Quack
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
There's a brilliant send-up of the Jetsons in Harvey Birdman
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0N7ljx_AGRs
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
bbrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tank, tank, tank, tank, tank...
*drives tank through CQ's thread*
haha - just showing off CQ!!! In my new TANK
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh dear, he's tanked already!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
tank tank tank tank tank....
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
crap, i shouldnt have forgotten the letter; it contained the govenment health warnings about tanking while tanked...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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