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let's start a story
Entitled: The Day Nutella Was Banished.
I'll start......
in the land of the squeaky, a three horned unicorn was playing in the "Pixi Dust Forest".....
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[ 02 September 2002, 16:20: Message edited by: Mean not nice guy, that is friendly ]
let's start a story
Entitled: The Day Nutella Was Banished.
I'll start......
in the land of the squeaky, a three horned unicorn was playing in the "Pixi Dust Forest".....
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Have no fear, I is here
[ 02 September 2002, 16:20: Message edited by: Mean not nice guy, that is friendly ]
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With a jar of nutella and three willing friends ...
With a jar of nutella and three willing friends ...
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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And they were full of glee because the forest was so beautiful, and the nutella so plentiful... Then, all of a sudden...
And they were full of glee because the forest was so beautiful, and the nutella so plentiful... Then, all of a sudden...
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The painful punisher of gennedeya, jumped from his hiding space from behind the "tree from mars". Twirling Sparkly poi scaring the three horned unicorn into fainting.......
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The painful punisher of gennedeya, jumped from his hiding space from behind the "tree from mars". Twirling Sparkly poi scaring the three horned unicorn into fainting.......
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but the unicorns three companions rushed over and protected their friend, by brandishing a full jar of nutella at the punisher of gunnedeya.
Unfortunately their actions where overseen by an elder of the Pixie Dust Forest, who took them all to the council, who Then Decreed that "Nutella shall never again be used as a weapon, from this day forth" and that was how nutella was banished from the Garden.
However! our four friends, being muchly dismayed at this decree, set forth to seek justice from the High Court of Chocolate Spread Loving Types, and whilst on their way there, encountered a small furry....
but the unicorns three companions rushed over and protected their friend, by brandishing a full jar of nutella at the punisher of gunnedeya.
Unfortunately their actions where overseen by an elder of the Pixie Dust Forest, who took them all to the council, who Then Decreed that "Nutella shall never again be used as a weapon, from this day forth" and that was how nutella was banished from the Garden.
However! our four friends, being muchly dismayed at this decree, set forth to seek justice from the High Court of Chocolate Spread Loving Types, and whilst on their way there, encountered a small furry....
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Good-natured Mr. Biggelsworth.
Fully changed too a good evil kitty.
He tells the friends that to get to the High Court Of chocolate spread loving types, they shall have to set fourth
into the "Jungle of coke,and the Ghost factory of Nutella, which is filled of dangerz unseen by the elderz. That is the only way to reach the road of "Elderon". Home of the Council. And to help them he travelz with the fearless 4. And so our story begins..........
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[ 02 September 2002, 18:42: Message edited by: Mean not nice guy, that is friendly ]
Good-natured Mr. Biggelsworth.
Fully changed too a good evil kitty.
He tells the friends that to get to the High Court Of chocolate spread loving types, they shall have to set fourth
into the "Jungle of coke,and the Ghost factory of Nutella, which is filled of dangerz unseen by the elderz. That is the only way to reach the road of "Elderon". Home of the Council. And to help them he travelz with the fearless 4. And so our story begins..........
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[ 02 September 2002, 18:42: Message edited by: Mean not nice guy, that is friendly ]
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With Sickpuppy getting irate that his clever addition to the story was totally ruined by some one posted a split second before him. But then every one quickly ingnores him and...
[ 02 September 2002, 18:44: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]
With Sickpuppy getting irate that his clever addition to the story was totally ruined by some one posted a split second before him. But then every one quickly ingnores him and...
[ 02 September 2002, 18:44: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]
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then someone dies aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg
then someone dies aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg
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Yes, the evil and vile minions of vegimite were slain by the rightious and glorious knights of the peanutbutter underground.
"VIVA LA PEANUTBUTTER!!!" they all cried and, by this time a crowd had formed who all then joined in the chant when...
[ 02 September 2002, 18:56: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]
Yes, the evil and vile minions of vegimite were slain by the rightious and glorious knights of the peanutbutter underground.
"VIVA LA PEANUTBUTTER!!!" they all cried and, by this time a crowd had formed who all then joined in the chant when...
[ 02 September 2002, 18:56: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]
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wait! you cant make someone die without explaining why or who or where!
so! the four, (with one being dead), and possibly SickpuPpy as well, travel cautiously through the forest, oh and Mr good Bigglesworth too. and soon upon the path, the see a bright .....
[ 02 September 2002, 18:56: Message edited by: Flynt ]
wait! you cant make someone die without explaining why or who or where!
so! the four, (with one being dead), and possibly SickpuPpy as well, travel cautiously through the forest, oh and Mr good Bigglesworth too. and soon upon the path, the see a bright .....
[ 02 September 2002, 18:56: Message edited by: Flynt ]
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ly burning effigy of...
ly burning effigy of...
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a peice of toast thickly spread with nutella! and from this the four/five took heart, and pushed bravely on through the forest, ye! tho they had started to get blisters, and their hair was messy!
Twasnt long tho, before there was a strange noise, and one of the four turned to Mr Good Bigglesworth and spake unto him saying, "Hey dude, is that a.....
a peice of toast thickly spread with nutella! and from this the four/five took heart, and pushed bravely on through the forest, ye! tho they had started to get blisters, and their hair was messy!
Twasnt long tho, before there was a strange noise, and one of the four turned to Mr Good Bigglesworth and spake unto him saying, "Hey dude, is that a.....
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cosmic imbalance. The unicorn(Being a unicorn)
knew just how to handle this situation rammed a horn through the sparkly mass which *unfourtunetly* took the life points of his friend " Very old useless armidillo" that had been limping since they started and had been complaing of the journey, and how he is old and useless i didn't matter this in fact speed them up. Then still on the road From HOPU (u being users)
the ghost floated next to the road unseen plotting revenge against the unicorn. then a big .............
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cosmic imbalance. The unicorn(Being a unicorn)
knew just how to handle this situation rammed a horn through the sparkly mass which *unfourtunetly* took the life points of his friend " Very old useless armidillo" that had been limping since they started and had been complaing of the journey, and how he is old and useless i didn't matter this in fact speed them up. Then still on the road From HOPU (u being users)
the ghost floated next to the road unseen plotting revenge against the unicorn. then a big .............
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cloud of smoke blew across the road. Out of it stepped a quite undead (or alive at any rate) Sickpuppy on his way back home from a brilliant burn. Apparently every one had thought him a ghost floating next to the road. So to abate their fears he shared some of his kerosine with all the HOPU and went home to have a slice of pizza with peanutbutter on top, but just then the unicorn...
[ 02 September 2002, 19:16: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]
cloud of smoke blew across the road. Out of it stepped a quite undead (or alive at any rate) Sickpuppy on his way back home from a brilliant burn. Apparently every one had thought him a ghost floating next to the road. So to abate their fears he shared some of his kerosine with all the HOPU and went home to have a slice of pizza with peanutbutter on top, but just then the unicorn...
[ 02 September 2002, 19:16: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]
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asked the weary traveler to stay for they had ordered pizza 3minutes before he had appeared.
And thier P.B. supply was not short and they needed a new companion to travel with them. So when he agreed they waited around the fire then
S.P. started shivering, and he hair started getting longer, teeth getting more sharp until she turned into a ..............
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[ 03 September 2002, 01:03: Message edited by: Mean not nice guy, that is friendly ]
asked the weary traveler to stay for they had ordered pizza 3minutes before he had appeared.
And thier P.B. supply was not short and they needed a new companion to travel with them. So when he agreed they waited around the fire then
S.P. started shivering, and he hair started getting longer, teeth getting more sharp until she turned into a ..............
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[ 03 September 2002, 01:03: Message edited by: Mean not nice guy, that is friendly ]
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cute little puppi.
They had to hide coz' They would proly' forget the mission and waste away petting her......
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cute little puppi.
They had to hide coz' They would proly' forget the mission and waste away petting her......
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behind her cute little doggy ears.Suddenly and without prior warning out jumped VAPERLOC King of the head shop employees,with a flick of the wrist like magic a large pipe appeared and he took a long drag from it ,then said...........
behind her cute little doggy ears.Suddenly and without prior warning out jumped VAPERLOC King of the head shop employees,with a flick of the wrist like magic a large pipe appeared and he took a long drag from it ,then said...........
There are no obstacles only challenges.
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AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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"i declare! Your cod liver oil pills appear to exceed the legal vitamin width!"
In response, a large extract of siberian ginseng (whom had stood for much of this story with its nose pressed against a small tree), spun on its heels pointing an accusing leaf at a man with an amusingly swarthy beard, who just happened to...
"i declare! Your cod liver oil pills appear to exceed the legal vitamin width!"
In response, a large extract of siberian ginseng (whom had stood for much of this story with its nose pressed against a small tree), spun on its heels pointing an accusing leaf at a man with an amusingly swarthy beard, who just happened to...
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be weilding a large chainsaw starting its loud motor he started swinging it about until...
be weilding a large chainsaw starting its loud motor he started swinging it about until...
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
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AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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he had made a small brushpile of the siberian ginseng and several other unweildy roots and herbs.
he turned to jesus sickpuppy and vaperloc,and aked if they wanted any toppings.
just then..........
he had made a small brushpile of the siberian ginseng and several other unweildy roots and herbs.
he turned to jesus sickpuppy and vaperloc,and aked if they wanted any toppings.
just then..........
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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The three horned unicorn shouted in a fierce british accent.
"I will have nutella thanx, and make sure that you have plenty of chocolate toppings to"........
Just then a green headed, purple footed........
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The three horned unicorn shouted in a fierce british accent.
"I will have nutella thanx, and make sure that you have plenty of chocolate toppings to"........
Just then a green headed, purple footed........
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one eyed eight horned...
one eyed eight horned...
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
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AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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vegas lounge singer jumped from behind a bush ,and stared in on a horrible tony bennet impersination,our heros lost there appetite due to the singer sounding somewhat like two cats in a blender.so they put down theyre slices and.......
vegas lounge singer jumped from behind a bush ,and stared in on a horrible tony bennet impersination,our heros lost there appetite due to the singer sounding somewhat like two cats in a blender.so they put down theyre slices and.......
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
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AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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Started tap dancing so as to drown out the noise of the offending vegas lounge singer. The singer, upon noticing what they were doing, was somewhat taken aback, in indeed, offended! so he very bluntly told them to "
Started tap dancing so as to drown out the noise of the offending vegas lounge singer. The singer, upon noticing what they were doing, was somewhat taken aback, in indeed, offended! so he very bluntly told them to "
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Shut the f*#& up while she sang.
so they sat down, looked at each other and they new there was only one thing to do so they......
Shut the f*#& up while she sang.
so they sat down, looked at each other and they new there was only one thing to do so they......
Are you okay?I don't Know.....I'm generally f***ed up so it's kinda hard to gauge-Rainbow Randolph
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Blazed one up while they listened ...suddenly......
Blazed one up while they listened ...suddenly......
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
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AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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