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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....
im not drunk!
*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA
i had one beer on new years-i think that may be illegal in milwaukee treason or something
Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
i scalped some beer tickets on new years eve for $20 at the festival i was at
and then got ridiculously drunk at the staff after party last night where it was all free
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
new years eve, was I:
a) drunk on dark'n'stormys (bundy rum and ginger beer in a can)
b) high
c) frollicking around woodford in a dress singing "sexual healing"
d) all of the above
??
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
omg, a) is such a queenslander thing to do!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
it's my **favourite**!!!! --pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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Location: The wrong place
*giggle*
Crazy Aussie!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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D
PICK D
Damn i wish i was there.
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
*tsk tsk* well... the offer *was* there... several times even...!!
and you are, indeed, correct... however the prize for the 1st correct answer has already been awarded and there ain't no 2nd prize...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
what was my prize?!?!?!! ooooooh!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
you didn't guess d)... in fact, you didn't even guess at all!!! you made a statement that a) is a very queenslander thing to do...
your statement was correct, but it didn't answer the original question...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh, and i'm using scotch like mouthwash
jut in case anyone thought they could take my place as the HoP drinker! *glares at uncle pogo*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
oh, I have a long, LONG way to go before I can come within a country mile of your legendary drinking skills, rougie...
when I drink, I'm a very happy drunk... and I have a WHOLE lotta fun and usually prove quite entertaining to those around me too... but unfortunately (or unfortunately? I can't decide) I drink *VERY* infrequently...
and I hadn't been proper tanked like new years for just over a year...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh i havent been proper tanked since the night before i went to adelaide!
still drunk on the train the next morning, i was! i'm usually a giggly drunk...hmmm, who is surprised, really
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
Hehe,
At 9 AM on new years day, I was doing salto's on a trampoline in my boxershorts, outside in the garden of a friend, holding a bottle op Jack Daniels...
I broke my toenail
could have been worse...Could have been the Jack
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
omg NO! that's too close for comfort! don't break the jack!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
It was fun though. In hindsight doing summersaults at that time and in that state wasn't all that clever
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
how very often the words "hindsight" and variations of "drunkenness" seem to appear in the same conversation...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
Written by: Rouge Dragon
i'm only tipsy, but this thread isnt where it belongs. that being the front page
***Buuuuuuurp***
I'm not a drunk, I'm just a drink... Ermm, I mean, I like to drunk without being drink.... mmm
***Sigh*** Might aswell open another can op Jupiler after finishing this dram of Ardbeg 10 years
Anyway, it would be to hard for al the peeps who like to post in this thread to go fishing for it some pages further down the road. It SHOULD be a sticky topic
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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master of disaster
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Location: New York, USA
bumpage!
hooray for perfect spelling after only 2 small corrections
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
I'm not drunk!!!!!!!!!
I'm at work, this really sucks!!!
*wonders off to go and find a drink*
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Whoops. I think i fall into the drunk category tonight! And i think i just hooked up with my ex...oops
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: roarfire
Whoops. I think i fall into the drunk category tonight! And i think i just hooked up with my ex...oops
Tsk tsk, no sympathy for you!
I was comfortably drunk. I hit the red zone and stayed on there. my friend on the otherhand did not, it was his 21st and we took him home in a cab. puked ALLL over himself, and muggins here happened to sit next to him, so I got puke on my ass because it ran down the sides and we had to carry him upstairs to his bedroom on the 2nd floor (and deadweight isn't fun), but after the frightening ordeal of stripping him down and getting him into some fresh clothes and piling him into bed, i fell over once i left his house and pissed myself laughing. That's going to be one night to remember.
Incidentally, he told me and my friends that accompanied him in the cab that he loved us
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Location: in the trees
4 litres of cider................... drank 2 now on my second bottle.............but if last night was anything to go by i'll get another bout of insomnia and be up till 7am AGAIN!!!1i tryed everything to get back to sleep...............warm milk, cheese.............3 huge spliffs....................nothing worked
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
My friend told me I was totally wasted last night, but I can't remember... In fact I can' t remember anything about last night
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Im not drunk.... not at all.
Thats why im at reading HoP at 4:45am wishing i had some dpliff so i could get to sleep.
On the pluss side ive just been playing bowling on my mates Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and its quite fun after the pub. And here was me thinking computer gams were rubbish!
"Don't do it naked!"
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
argh. 3.15 and DEFINITELY completely wasted. Anything else but admitting it would just be silly...
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
i think i'v given up drinkin
i've been on the wagon 4 days now........................i don't really miss it.....................wonder how long i can stay off it??? sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
omg! It's been more than a month since Rougie posted in here. What happened to her? Is she ill?
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
*chuckle*
the 1st post I find that I *have* to reply to... and it's in reference to rougie's level of drunkenness!!!
she's been in japan, mate... and while the booze is cheap (insanely cheap, actually!!
), the opportunities to drink it have been far fewer than usual... --pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Actually, I had a very big one 2 weekends ago...
Partying with ex-pats = returning to the hostel at 8 in the morning, walking in a wonky line because you're still pissed.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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