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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...![[Razz]](images/graemlins/tongue.gif)
Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...![[Wink]](images/graemlins/wink.gif)
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Hey you!
Have a lovely day miss chicken, in whatever you are doing.
Oh wait... youa re sleeping now...
Sleep well
Hey you!
Have a lovely day miss chicken, in whatever you are doing.
Oh wait... youa re sleeping now...
Sleep well
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
*checks watch*
5.45 am and on HOP.
No sleeping for this preggers person. Baby kicks Bladder. Chicken wakes up.
RY I shall be at juggle tonight, but I do think that the Australian Idol auditions will be at the piazza so it will be at the man made beach Im thinking.
*yawns*
hey Mr C. Shes such a lovely monster, she can stay.....I have seen you around here before.... been wondering how you are.. did you get my funny emails?
Gita we love care bears.. do you want me to show you how to post piccys?
Jon I havent been into your thread lately hey? sorry... will have to search for a GREAT piccy to make up for it...
*checks watch*
5.45 am and on HOP.
No sleeping for this preggers person. Baby kicks Bladder. Chicken wakes up.
RY I shall be at juggle tonight, but I do think that the Australian Idol auditions will be at the piazza so it will be at the man made beach Im thinking.
*yawns*
hey Mr C. Shes such a lovely monster, she can stay.....I have seen you around here before.... been wondering how you are.. did you get my funny emails?
Gita we love care bears.. do you want me to show you how to post piccys?
Jon I havent been into your thread lately hey? sorry... will have to search for a GREAT piccy to make up for it...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Oh no.. not the man made beach again..
Oh no.. not the man made beach again..
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
I had loads of fun last night. seeing all the newbies playing poi and helping them to learn the weave. Even if they were french and didnt understand me half the time they still learnt!! YAY!
I had loads of fun last night. seeing all the newbies playing poi and helping them to learn the weave. Even if they were french and didnt understand me half the time they still learnt!! YAY!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
SILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Posted:
there once was a woman named valura,
with arsn and her baby inside of her,
any day now it will come
and Valura will be on her bum
At the hospital with the baby outside of her...
there once was a woman named valura,
with arsn and her baby inside of her,
any day now it will come
and Valura will be on her bum
At the hospital with the baby outside of her...
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
your a funny wee chicken miss Ade!
you crack me up.
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your a funny wee chicken miss Ade!
you crack me up.
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
SILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
hehe...love that photo!!
and yes can you please tell me how to post pics on here missvaluraoraclechicken!!
hehe...love that photo!!
and yes can you please tell me how to post pics on here missvaluraoraclechicken!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
SILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Posted:
I have a lovely ceramic pot at home, bought for me, by my family, and it has the most wonderful inscription on it, along with pictures of chickens. I have, until this very moment, forgotten to recite the poem on the pot to you:
"Bessie was a chook
who would not conform
head down
bum up
BE DAMNED!"
I have a lovely ceramic pot at home, bought for me, by my family, and it has the most wonderful inscription on it, along with pictures of chickens. I have, until this very moment, forgotten to recite the poem on the pot to you:
"Bessie was a chook
who would not conform
head down
bum up
BE DAMNED!"
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Yay for chickens!! Thats a funny poem!! we love you ade!
*Arsn is sick today* he has a snuffle throat and a cold.. poor arsn...
Yay for chickens!! Thats a funny poem!!
we love you ade!*Arsn is sick today* he has a snuffle throat and a cold.. poor arsn...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
I had the weirdest dream last night, I dreamt I rang you and Troy answered the phone and said you couldnt talk because you'd had the baby, and it was a little girl!!!
and I could hear you and the baby giggling in the background, and Troy just sounded so proud...
I was smiling in my dream.
I had the weirdest dream last night, I dreamt I rang you and Troy answered the phone and said you couldnt talk because you'd had the baby, and it was a little girl!!!
and I could hear you and the baby giggling in the background, and Troy just sounded so proud...
I was smiling in my dream.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
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*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
I'm sure that's not where they usually grow is it?
I'm sure that's not where they usually grow is it?
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
if only it was miss fluffy!! its soooo hard to roll over in bed now. I grunt like a big ole wrestler!
if only it was miss fluffy!! its soooo hard to roll over in bed now. I grunt like a big ole wrestler!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
*giggles* I don't think I've *ever* heard a chickenfairy grunt before!
Maybe that's where mermaids get their babies from.........?
and this baby's so little it hasn't growed it's tail yet.....?
*giggles* I don't think I've *ever* heard a chickenfairy grunt before! Maybe that's where mermaids get their babies from.........?
and this baby's so little it hasn't growed it's tail yet.....?
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
I thought mermaids lay eggs.. isn't that what caviar is?
I thought mermaids lay eggs.. isn't that what caviar is?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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Posted:
Written by: Ry
I thought mermaids lay eggs.. isn't that what caviar is?
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
thank goodness Ive never eaten the horrid stuff...
thank goodness Ive never eaten the horrid stuff...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
SILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
I thought babies came from storks delivery service?.
I thought babies came from storks delivery service?.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
I may have to get arsn to sit you down and have a little chat with you!!
I may have to get arsn to sit you down and have a little chat with you!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
Hehe, hey lovely.
Hows life treating you at the moment?
Just thought I'd pop in and see how you were.
*hugs*
Hehe, hey lovely.
Hows life treating you at the moment?
Just thought I'd pop in and see how you were.
*hugs*
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Yes, in this case the storks name is Arsn.
Written by: Puk
I thought babies came from storks delivery service?.
Yes, in this case the storks name is Arsn. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
HA! thats a giggle gidgy!
Im so glad everything went well(ish) with your moving! now you will have to sent me your snail mail address so you get happiness through the mail...
Roary-bum Im glad also that the CT scan went smoothly, sounds like your an old hat at it now...
The baby making machine has broken down slightly, my body has incredibly low blood pressure for the past week and I keep going all dizzy and almost passing out... plus I go bright red like I have run a marathon. Under strict REST instructions... heh.
Only 6 weeks to go now!
HA! thats a giggle gidgy!
Im so glad everything went well(ish) with your moving! now you will have to sent me your snail mail address so you get happiness through the mail...
Roary-bum Im glad also that the CT scan went smoothly, sounds like your an old hat at it now...
The baby making machine has broken down slightly, my body has incredibly low blood pressure for the past week and I keep going all dizzy and almost passing out... plus I go bright red like I have run a marathon. Under strict REST instructions... heh.
Only 6 weeks to go now!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
*sneaks in *
*sneaks out*
*sneaks in *
*sneaks out*
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
You ok chicken? 
rest well gorgeous! you body and the lill bubba in there obviously need you to hope your feeling real good real soon
6 Weeks!!! then you'll have a lill bubba and you'll be a mumma and troy'll be a daddy! and how exitabubble is that! 
....and um hey... I found this cat sneaking about outside giving out random hugs... can we keep him?
..............
You ok chicken?
rest well gorgeous! you body and the lill bubba in there obviously need you to
hope your feeling real good real soon 6 Weeks!!!
then you'll have a lill bubba and you'll be a mumma and troy'll be a daddy! and how exitabubble is that! ....and um hey... I found this cat sneaking about outside giving out random hugs... can we keep him? ..............
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
we could TRY to keep him but he seems to be a bit of a slippery character. I think he is coated in something... it looks like mudcake.
pixie I am sooo happy about your Fiji news! that is such an amasing milestone in your and bec careers and I am in utter awe of you guys... **how much do the pixies rock? LET ME HEAR IT.... whoop whoop!!**
and this is special for blue!
and lemming...(who I want to meeeeeetttttttt)
we could TRY to keep him but he seems to be a bit of a slippery character. I think he is coated in something... it looks like mudcake.
pixie I am sooo happy about your Fiji news! that is such an amasing milestone in your and bec careers and I am in utter awe of you guys... **how much do the pixies rock? LET ME HEAR IT.... whoop whoop!!**
and this is special for blue!
and lemming...(who I want to meeeeeetttttttt)
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Fiji news???
Fiji news???
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Opps. I dont know I was meant to say anything.
*clamps hand over mouth*
*runs off to check with pixie*
Opps. I dont know I was meant to say anything.
*clamps hand over mouth*
*runs off to check with pixie*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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