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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
So you are that big too huh Dave
Oooooooo a whole bunch of big boys! 
Gidg I was bet at the weekend I couldn't stay quiet for 5 mins........ they won I only lasted a minute.
So you are that big too huh Dave
Oooooooo a whole bunch of big boys! Gidg I was bet at the weekend I couldn't stay quiet for 5 mins........ they won I only lasted a minute.
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well, you know me, I don't like to show off, but.............
Well, you know me, I don't like to show off, but.............
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
not even a minute? Oh where is your self control?
not even a minute? Oh where is your self control? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
I tie a knot in it.
I tie a knot in it.
Love is the law.
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
just the one knot Aiden??
just the one knot Aiden??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
yep
a good strong sailors knot
i just put the excess in my pocket
yep
a good strong sailors knot
i just put the excess in my pocket
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oh come now boys lets not make all those other men feel inadequate. You will only make them jealous.
Oh come now boys lets not make all those other men feel inadequate. You will only make them jealous.
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
Posted:
hey loverly! hope you had a safe journey home squeazed in the car, it was great to meet you.
hey loverly! hope you had a safe journey home squeazed in the car, it was great to meet you.
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
We all got home safe and sound by the looks of it! YAY!
Thank you for coming all that way hun! I'm so glad you decided to come over. It wouldn't have been the same without you
We all got home safe and sound by the looks of it! YAY!
Thank you for coming all that way hun! I'm so glad you decided to come over. It wouldn't have been the same without you
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Thank you for my super-dooper cape. It is beyond belief. In fact, it almost defies description to quote someone we both know
You have a beautiful bottom.
I
you lots.
I love being your #1 Be-atch.
You are much better than I imagined. I thought you might be slightly quiet, I was glad when i foudn out you wernt. and Im glad i managed to recognise you stright away
Thank you for my super-dooper cape. It is beyond belief. In fact, it almost defies description to quote someone we both know
You have a beautiful bottom.
I
you lots.I love being your #1 Be-atch.
You are much better than I imagined. I thought you might be slightly quiet, I was glad when i foudn out you wernt. and Im glad i managed to recognise you stright away
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Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
Morning
'Twas great to meet you over the weekend and I'm glad you liked the rather overendowed balloon man
I now have a new word pushing it's way to the top of my vocabulary - Spam'ead
Morning
'Twas great to meet you over the weekend and I'm glad you liked the rather overendowed balloon man
I now have a new word pushing it's way to the top of my vocabulary - Spam'ead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey Skully you horny lady, was amazing meeting you,k your a lovley person and even better in the flesh and Jon is right you do have a lovely bottom,
Sorry for the lack of seaweed costume but hey i managed to avoid you trying to drown me
Hey Skully you horny lady, was amazing meeting you,k your a lovley person and even better in the flesh
and Jon is right you do have a lovely bottom,Sorry for the lack of seaweed costume but hey i managed to avoid you trying to drown me
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
For some reason, reading this put a smile on my face first thing in the morning!
Written by: number 1 biatch
I thought you might be slightly quiet
For some reason, reading this put a smile on my face first thing in the morning!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
I demand a picture of Skulduggery's bottom.
Beauty should be shared after all.
I demand a picture of Skulduggery's bottom.
Beauty should be shared after all.
Love is the law.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Well i had the pleasure of meeting skully at falmouth, although i should have taken more time to talk **makes mental note**
Although i met her in the flesh i cant say ive seen her bottom in the flesh, although it does look good in a pair of trousers
so im with you ado
Well i had the pleasure of meeting skully at falmouth, although i should have taken more time to talk **makes mental note**
Although i met her in the flesh i cant say ive seen her bottom in the flesh, although it does look good in a pair of trousers
so im with you ado
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
I got a nice look at it on the way up the stairs the last morning of Falmouth, so I agree too!
still was concealed by jeans, but I'm pretty sure I got a long enough look to be fairly sure about that.
I got a nice look at it on the way up the stairs the last morning of Falmouth, so I agree too!
still was concealed by jeans, but I'm pretty sure I got a long enough look to be fairly sure about that.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
mmmmmmmmmmmm, bottoms....
nice to meet you very briefly Skully, although you were one of the few that didn't take me hours to work out the HoP connection, so we had a bit longer than some!
TS. XxX
mmmmmmmmmmmm, bottoms....
nice to meet you very briefly Skully, although you were one of the few that didn't take me hours to work out the HoP connection, so we had a bit longer than some!
TS. XxX
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Excuse me! Why all this bottom talk in my sweet innocent thread? You never catch me talking about rude things in here!!! There are no photos of my bum that I know of...... unless you count the rear view of me in a tutu that someone took in Asda. Thankfully the owner of that pic hasn't posted it though
It was gobsmackingly fantabulously cool to meet all of you. Next time I plan on meeting and chatting to more people. I think I'll be staying on the field too because although the barn was cool and fun I think the distance caused me to miss out on annoying more people with my endless talking!
Excuse me! Why all this bottom talk in my sweet innocent thread? You never catch me talking about rude things in here!!! There are no photos of my bum that I know of...... unless you count the rear view of me in a tutu that someone took in Asda. Thankfully the owner of that pic hasn't posted it though
It was gobsmackingly fantabulously cool to meet all of you. Next time I plan on meeting and chatting to more people. I think I'll be staying on the field too because although the barn was cool and fun I think the distance caused me to miss out on annoying more people with my endless talking!
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Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
yeah, what was with the barn? i never went there, but it sucked a lot of people out of my hugosphere..
yeah, what was with the barn? i never went there, but it sucked a lot of people out of my hugosphere..
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
whats a hugosphere?
i want one
*also makes note to take a pic of skully's bottom during cymru visit*
whats a hugosphere?
i want one
*also makes note to take a pic of skully's bottom during cymru visit*
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Bad man!
Bad man! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
you think im joking
but im not
bottoms up!
you think im joking
but im not
bottoms up!
Love is the law.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
the barn was warm and lovely and had a really nice kitchen to cook in. but in july I'll just camp on the field and go mess up the kitchen in the barn and not clean up after myself as seems to be the fashion.
the barn was warm and lovely and had a really nice kitchen to cook in. but in july I'll just camp on the field and go mess up the kitchen in the barn and not clean up after myself as seems to be the fashion.
-v-
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Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
hugosphere - area around which unsuspecting HoPpers may be subjected to sudden and unpredictable hugging behaviour.
hugosphere - area around which unsuspecting HoPpers may be subjected to sudden and unpredictable hugging behaviour.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Now Now Van babe, lets not get angry with the locusts....... They did after all .....um....... errrrrr.....well.......... sorta...... no, ok you're right, lets get angry with the locusts
It wasn't them using the place that was the problem......whats mine is yours after all. It was just the lack of respect they showed other people whilst doing it.
Hint to locusts: If someone offers you the use of their stuff at least be kind enough to leave the stuff in the same state you found it in.
Now Now Van babe, lets not get angry with the locusts....... They did after all .....um....... errrrrr.....well.......... sorta...... no, ok you're right, lets get angry with the locusts
It wasn't them using the place that was the problem......whats mine is yours after all. It was just the lack of respect they showed other people whilst doing it.
Hint to locusts: If someone offers you the use of their stuff at least be kind enough to leave the stuff in the same state you found it in.
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Im sorry.
i appologise.
I did do a tiny bit of washing up once.
So ive got less guilt than everyone else.
for you Skully.
Im sorry.
i appologise.
I did do a tiny bit of washing up once.
So ive got less guilt than everyone else.
for you Skully. GOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
I think I only ate from packets and drank two tea's so hopfeully didn't cause too much additional mess in the barn of loveliness. Although next time we're taking a bed so George can be more comfy so I'm sure we'll appreciate what you mean!
I've seen Skullys bum in tights and Tutu and can also confess to it's niceness.....me thinks the picture will be posted sooner than you'd like
I think I only ate from packets and drank two tea's so hopfeully didn't cause too much additional mess in the barn of loveliness. Although next time we're taking a bed so George can be more comfy so I'm sure we'll appreciate what you mean!
I've seen Skullys bum in tights and Tutu and can also confess to it's niceness.....me thinks the picture will be posted sooner than you'd like
Let's relight this forum 
Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
yep, i think it's only right that it's in the public domain.
1 vote from me, and i'm guessing a lot more....we win!
yep, i think it's only right that it's in the public domain.
1 vote from me, and i'm guessing a lot more....we win!
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hey people I was glad you all came over to visit us. The locust comment was more directed at people that just charged in ate and drank loads of stuff, never even said hello ,then went, leaving a trail of cups and sweet wrappers behind them. No worries!
I had a fab time. The locust only bugged me if I couldn't find a clean cup to make tea in when I got out of bed. Zombie woman needs tea in the morning
Hey people I was glad you all came over to visit us. The locust comment was more directed at people that just charged in ate and drank loads of stuff, never even said hello ,then went, leaving a trail of cups and sweet wrappers behind them. No worries!
I had a fab time. The locust only bugged me if I couldn't find a clean cup to make tea in when I got out of bed. Zombie woman needs tea in the morning
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