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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
aesthetic appeal
aesthetic appeal
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Sorry to disappoint you but there was no boiler suit action at all. Just me in a hot sweaty state, swearing a lot at the machine and the cabinet! But its done now and 2 wash loads later I'm guessing its ok for a while.
memo to self:- get a nice boiler suit to pull up over my legs using the arms to tie it at the waist and a white vest on the top half just to fulfil molly and ado-p's handy girl fetishes
Hmmmm why do I always have to look up how to spell fulfil? it always looks wrong. No matter how hard I try to make a word picture of it in my head it never works *sigh* the joys of dyslexia
2nd memo to self:- stop bloody swearing so much you foul mouthed pseudo-welsh girl
Sorry to disappoint you but there was no boiler suit action at all. Just me in a hot sweaty state, swearing a lot at the machine and the cabinet! But its done now and 2 wash loads later I'm guessing its ok for a while.
memo to self:- get a nice boiler suit to pull up over my legs using the arms to tie it at the waist and a white vest on the top half just to fulfil molly and ado-p's handy girl fetishes
Hmmmm why do I always have to look up how to spell fulfil? it always looks wrong. No matter how hard I try to make a word picture of it in my head it never works *sigh* the joys of dyslexia
2nd memo to self:- stop bloody swearing so much you foul mouthed pseudo-welsh girl
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Posted:
or at the very least swear in we;sh.
and while your at it, could you throw in a can of diet pepsi with the tied up boiler suit?
*sigh*
or at the very least swear in we;sh.
and while your at it, could you throw in a can of diet pepsi with the tied up boiler suit?
*sigh*
Love is the law.
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
and pigtails
:tryingtolookVERYinnocent:
I think there is something about the letter l that makes words go funny
I can't ever remember how to spell pallidipes
but I guess that isn't really a common problem
and pigtails
:tryingtolookVERYinnocent:
I think there is something about the letter l that makes words go funny
I can't ever remember how to spell pallidipes
but I guess that isn't really a common problem
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Pirate Ninja
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Pirate Ninja
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Posted:
pig tails!!!!
damn
are we so predictable
innoecent queen? i think not
now me...
pig tails!!!!
damn
are we so predictable
innoecent queen? i think not
now me...
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
ah but what I Didn't mention was that the pigtails were plaited with wire and sculpted into all sorts of exciting shapes (though only streamlined ones so as not to hinder the crawling in cupboards endeavours)
HA!
not so predictable after all doooo(p)
:blinkblink: :flutterflutter:
ah but what I Didn't mention was that the pigtails were plaited with wire and sculpted into all sorts of exciting shapes (though only streamlined ones so as not to hinder the crawling in cupboards endeavours)
HA!
not so predictable after all doooo(p)
:blinkblink: :flutterflutter:
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Pffffft! ado-p what a fibber........ you just made me sell my granny so I could see you chocolate coated!
Pffffft! ado-p what a fibber........ you just made me sell my granny so I could see you chocolate coated!
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Pirate Ninja
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Posted:
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Pigtails I can do....... not sure about the wire though. I think that would annoy the hell out of me!
I just remembered a conversation I had at Gayles last week. I'll not post most of it because it was a bit rude for the PG rating but why is it if you ask a woman who or what kind woman do you find attractive (not the words used at the time but they will do) a woman will answer with someones name or a type of woman they find attractive where as if you ask a man what kind of man they find attractive the go all odd and start insisting they don't find any men attractive (obviously this doesn't include men that are gay)? Is it some sort of sexual insecurity or is it because of something else?
Pigtails I can do....... not sure about the wire though. I think that would annoy the hell out of me!
I just remembered a conversation I had at Gayles last week. I'll not post most of it because it was a bit rude for the PG rating but why is it if you ask a woman who or what kind woman do you find attractive (not the words used at the time but they will do) a woman will answer with someones name or a type of woman they find attractive where as if you ask a man what kind of man they find attractive the go all odd and start insisting they don't find any men attractive (obviously this doesn't include men that are gay)? Is it some sort of sexual insecurity or is it because of something else?
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Pirate Ninja
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Posted:
i have an answer for that.
i'll rite it monday though as i am finished work and not getting paid to post anymore.
i'll say this though. alot of them time i cannot for the life of me distinguish between two acctractive guys.
so you've got to categories. ugly guys and all the other ones who 'dont look to bad'
in my entire life i've seen maybe three guys that i thought were very good looking.
i have an answer for that.
i'll rite it monday though as i am finished work and not getting paid to post anymore.
i'll say this though. alot of them time i cannot for the life of me distinguish between two acctractive guys.
so you've got to categories. ugly guys and all the other ones who 'dont look to bad'
in my entire life i've seen maybe three guys that i thought were very good looking.
Love is the law.
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Hello Skully ... I'm home now!!!
Hello Skully ... I'm home now!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
I'll more or less second what Ado-P just said.
I actually used to play a game with myself (sometimes still do!) that I called "who would my sisters like?", and if I am trying to evaluate whether aguy is good looking or not, I usually have to resort to this game again. It is based off of the guys my sisters dated (they are both older than me) and hearing comments they and their friends made about other guys.
I have a variation on that game called "who would I find attractive if I was gay". Having not spent as much time around guy-watching gay males as I have around my guy watching sisters, this is a little more challenging, and I have to reach a bit further into my imagination.
Without those games, then I think my evaluations would be about the same as Ado-P's - ugly guys, "not bad" looking guys, and maybe a few actually good looking ones over the years (and most of them have been gay!).
Only thing I can really add to that for the games above is an evalution of their fitness level, personality, intellegence, creativity, and charisma (which can be really hard to estimate unless you have talked to the guy for at least a while). Really the best I can do is say which of my male friends I would probably find attractive if I was a woman or if I was gay (which, I must admit, is not always the same thing). It isn't a homophobia thing, it is just a lack of interest or something like that.
If a woman stops and says "oh god, he's hot!" - I have to stop, look, conciously think about changing my point of view to approimate hers as best as possible, and then try and see what she is talking about - and even then there is a fair chance I won't see it.
I don't think guys have the same visual cues that women do - at least not that other guys can easily and conciously read - unlike women for other women.
Now what I would really like to know is, how similar is my mental game to the process women use for computing male attractiveness?
Written by: ado-p
i have an answer for that.
i'll rite it monday though as i am finished work and not getting paid to post anymore.
i'll say this though. alot of them time i cannot for the life of me distinguish between two acctractive guys.
so you've got to categories. ugly guys and all the other ones who 'dont look to bad'
in my entire life i've seen maybe three guys that i thought were very good looking.
I'll more or less second what Ado-P just said.
I actually used to play a game with myself (sometimes still do!) that I called "who would my sisters like?", and if I am trying to evaluate whether aguy is good looking or not, I usually have to resort to this game again. It is based off of the guys my sisters dated (they are both older than me) and hearing comments they and their friends made about other guys.
I have a variation on that game called "who would I find attractive if I was gay". Having not spent as much time around guy-watching gay males as I have around my guy watching sisters, this is a little more challenging, and I have to reach a bit further into my imagination.
Without those games, then I think my evaluations would be about the same as Ado-P's - ugly guys, "not bad" looking guys, and maybe a few actually good looking ones over the years (and most of them have been gay!).
Only thing I can really add to that for the games above is an evalution of their fitness level, personality, intellegence, creativity, and charisma (which can be really hard to estimate unless you have talked to the guy for at least a while). Really the best I can do is say which of my male friends I would probably find attractive if I was a woman or if I was gay (which, I must admit, is not always the same thing). It isn't a homophobia thing, it is just a lack of interest or something like that.
If a woman stops and says "oh god, he's hot!" - I have to stop, look, conciously think about changing my point of view to approimate hers as best as possible, and then try and see what she is talking about - and even then there is a fair chance I won't see it.
I don't think guys have the same visual cues that women do - at least not that other guys can easily and conciously read - unlike women for other women.
Now what I would really like to know is, how similar is my mental game to the process women use for computing male attractiveness?
-v-
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Still wiggling
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Posted:
I think, like men, different traits attract different women.
What attracts me often changes radically (in appearance stakes anyways), but there is always an element of something different in that person that will keep me interested
I do tend to be drawn to very intelligent men though. I guess I hope some of it will rub off
I think, like men, different traits attract different women.
What attracts me often changes radically (in appearance stakes anyways), but there is always an element of something different in that person that will keep me interested
I do tend to be drawn to very intelligent men though. I guess I hope some of it will rub off
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playing the days away
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Posted:
Hiya!
Was lovely to meet you at last, even if it was only brief and mostly in the dark! Don't forget my picture and I'll see you in couple of days!
I agree with Firepoise.....there's always that something that attracts me to someone. It's not dependant on looks, nor specifically personality. Just something
Hiya!
Was lovely to meet you at last, even if it was only brief and mostly in the dark! Don't forget my picture and I'll see you in couple of days!
I agree with Firepoise.....there's always that something that attracts me to someone. It's not dependant on looks, nor specifically personality. Just something
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UCOF isnt all hes cracked up to me, dont get your hopes up with whatever he says hes like, his photos arent real, hes really a 2 foot midget that tricks ladies to come into his tent and try some candy, be wary of that young man
love you jon
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Ah yes.... just one week until I drown *coughspluttercough* I mean meet William
YAY I get to snuggle UCoF for real! Woooooo Hoooooo!
ado-p's not coming though so I can't snuggle himNor is Molly
But UCoF is!!!
UCOF isnt all hes cracked up to me, dont get your hopes up with whatever he says hes like, his photos arent real, hes really a 2 foot midget that tricks ladies to come into his tent and try some candy, be wary of that young man
love you jon An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
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I know he is Will but I still him. Height isn't everything you know
It was good to meet you too Dunc. 1 more day to go, 1 more day to go. Yipee! Yippee! 1 more day to go!
I know he is Will but I still
him. Height isn't everything you know It was good to meet you too Dunc. 1 more day to go, 1 more day to go. Yipee! Yippee! 1 more day to go!
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Sweet talented nutter
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Posted:
Till what ?. is that 24hrs exactly.
Till what ?. is that 24hrs exactly.
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Until the Falmouth meet where I plan to spend the whole weekend being silly, dressing up and spinning things. Its a bit over 24 hours until I leave the house to catch a bus to the train station to get on a train to meet MattyB to go Bristol and get a lift with Sarah down to Falmouth, who is also taking Firepoise and Vanize! YAY! I'm not over excited......really I'm not *skips off to pack giggling*
Until the Falmouth meet where I plan to spend the whole weekend being silly, dressing up and spinning things. Its a bit over 24 hours until I leave the house to catch a bus to the train station to get on a train to meet MattyB to go Bristol and get a lift with Sarah down to Falmouth, who is also taking Firepoise and Vanize! YAY! I'm not over excited......really I'm not *skips off to pack giggling*
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What on Earth are you doing awake at this ungodly hour, when you don't have to be at work?? hmm??hmm??
What on Earth are you doing awake at this ungodly hour, when you don't have to be at work?? hmm??hmm??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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I'm to excited to sleep! *hops from one foot to the other in a hyper way*
Yay no work for a week! Are you still my ironing sex slave? I need a bit of ironing doing 
I'm to excited to sleep! *hops from one foot to the other in a hyper way*
Yay no work for a week!
Are you still my ironing sex slave? I need a bit of ironing doing Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
*grumblemumblegrumble*bloodystocktake*mumblegrumblemumble*
You don't wanna be too excited, you might wet your knickers on the train (or in Sarah's car! :O )
As for the ironing, I'm not so sure about that, after all, the game never got completed, so technically you didn't win!
*grumblemumblegrumble*bloodystocktake*mumblegrumblemumble*
You don't wanna be too excited, you might wet your knickers on the train (or in Sarah's car! :O )
As for the ironing, I'm not so sure about that, after all, the game never got completed, so technically you didn't win!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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But But But But I had over 100 points more than you when it crashed! I win! I win! Ner ner ne ner ner pay out on the bet or I'll torture you at Falmouth!
But But But But I had over 100 points more than you when it crashed! I win! I win! Ner ner ne ner ner
pay out on the bet or I'll torture you at Falmouth! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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I suppose you think that ironing isn't torture then do you??
I suppose you think that ironing isn't torture then do you??
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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That depends on how you iron
That depends on how you iron
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would "badly" count??
would "badly" count??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
well, you two certainly need to 'iron' this out before tomorrow...
(groan)
I hope skully gets her way, because it would be fun to see Bird in 'irons'
(double groan)
Not sure Skully has the 'iron' will required to be a slave master though...
(ok, I'll stop now - appologies, couldn't help my self)
well, you two certainly need to 'iron' this out before tomorrow...
(groan)
I hope skully gets her way, because it would be fun to see Bird in 'irons'
(double groan)
Not sure Skully has the 'iron' will required to be a slave master though...
(ok, I'll stop now - appologies, couldn't help my self)
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Dear God Vanize, those were a bit corny!
Bird has met me before so he knows what I'm like. I don't rule with an iron fist but I usually get my own way!
I guess I'll get to meet you tomorrow. I warn you all now I'm very very hyper at the moment. Maybe if you are lucky I will have hypered myself into a comatosed state by tomorrow and you'll all get some peace and quiet.
Dear God Vanize, those were a bit corny!
Bird has met me before so he knows what I'm like. I don't rule with an iron fist but I usually get my own way!
I guess I'll get to meet you tomorrow. I warn you all now I'm very very hyper at the moment. Maybe if you are lucky I will have hypered myself into a comatosed state by tomorrow and you'll all get some peace and quiet.
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I will see you tomorrow.
I will see you tomorrow.
Pooh-Bah
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I can't tell what state their knickers are in from here, but they do look terribly excited
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I can't tell what state their knickers are in from here, but they do look terribly excited
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I can't see them,Molly. Only and angelfire hosting sign
YAY Its Jonny! See you soon midget boy (according to Will, but then will can be a little bit of a fibber )
I can't see them,Molly. Only and angelfire hosting sign
YAY Its Jonny!
See you soon midget boy (according to Will, but then will can be a little bit of a fibber ) Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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