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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Yeah for Zombie women and tea in the morning!!!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Yay for crazy american ladies with Unicycles!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Is it nap time yet?
Did you know that I've seen three apartment complexes that does not allow people to ride skateboards, roller/inline skates or bicycles? Isn't that discrimination? This is wrong, totally wrong.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
yeah! Thats pants! Move in and break all the rules!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I'm sure that management would never believe it if I was reported using inline skate. Or a unicycle for that matter, but then a unicycle is not a bicycle. Right?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
too true. I say get in there and flout all the rules! Its your duty!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Well if I move into one of them I will be flouting the rules. The rules are silly anyway.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
woof.....
x
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
huh - university of auckland student webmail service? Woof!
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Who's been feeding Lemming Mushrooms?
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
i'm sorry.... was trying to link to a little animation of a puppy.... but it erm.... obviously wont work
sorry x
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
here have this instead and i'll email you the animation if i can
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Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
awwwwwww! bless! puppies!
*goes all fluffy & girly*
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
I want one..
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
......but puppies wee on everything and smell bad! I do think its cruel that they squeezed all those little puppies into a sardine tin! Squishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... if the squidged anymore in they would get puppy juice dripping out of the can......ewwwww
I feel the need to scream BOGTROLLOPS! at the top of my lungs today. Its just been one of those days.
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
no no no they sleep like that from alone its all nice and warm my mother was a breeder so i watched it so often..
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
x
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oh.... well all is well then and I can sleep soundly knowing that the puppies won't be so squished they liquidize into puppy juice. Phew!
*rugby tackles lemming to the floor*
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
my cat is purring and climbing on me.. maybe she got scared we get another family member?.. What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ooooooo have you adopted Nate? I'm sure he would make a perfect pet!
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
no I dont wanna have a pet that is better in doing poi than me.. sh!t now I have an imagination of my cat doing fire poi in my head.. What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
WOW! Flaming Kitty. Just make sure she wears all the right safety gear. We wouldn't want a flame grilled kitty. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
and she is such a fluffy one she wood just explode.. ooo poor kitty I'll give her my sock poi instead..
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Good idea....... I made a bat poi once. Maybe she would like that?
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
o sillyness... she'd love it but it would look funy spinning and hunting I should stop being silly how to get rid of that maybe I should start with the image of my flatmate's dog break dancing..
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ooooooo a break dancing dog! Now that I would pay good money to see. Does it wear all the Bling Bling whilst its doing it?
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1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
if your cat did catch on fire, you couls always use the puppy juice to put it out though......
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Let's relight this forum 
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
This pic says it all........
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Where are my Biatches and my ironing sex slave when I need them?
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