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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
no
worms
big ones
small ones
juicy ones?
...um
I don't know the rest of the song properly
molly will be so ashamed of me :hanginghead:
no
worms
big ones
small ones
juicy ones?
...um
I don't know the rest of the song properly
molly will be so ashamed of me :hanginghead:
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Nobody loves me,
everybody hates me!
Think I'll go and eat worms.
Long thin slimy ones,
big fat juicy ones,
See how they wriggle and squerm.
Bite off their heads and suck out the juices.
Gooey gooey gooey gooey worms!
Nobody loves me,
everybody hates me!
Think I'll go and eat worms.
Long thin slimy ones,
big fat juicy ones,
See how they wriggle and squerm.
Bite off their heads and suck out the juices.
Gooey gooey gooey gooey worms!
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
oh bless you sweet lady!
you are henceforth pardoned of your crimes (namely those of rumoury and tauntiness)
*watches the happy mole-dance of a happy mole*
oh bless you sweet lady!
you are henceforth pardoned of your crimes (namely those of rumoury and tauntiness)
*watches the happy mole-dance of a happy mole*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Which crimes would that be again? The one of me spilling the beans that you and NYC are having twins and because of this you cannot eat sweets?...... would that be the ones?
Which crimes would that be again? The one of me spilling the beans that you and NYC are having twins and because of this you cannot eat sweets?...... would that be the ones?
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
there you go with the rumoury and tauntiness again
no babies
no sweets
just 45 more flies to mash for me
but happily not til monday
there you go with the rumoury and tauntiness again
no babies
no sweets
just 45 more flies to mash for me
but happily not til monday
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm sending the Fly Liberation Front over to get you miss molly! Can't you mash potatoes instead. They like it. Its kind of like fulfilling their potential!
I'm sending the Fly Liberation Front over to get you miss molly! Can't you mash potatoes instead. They like it. Its kind of like fulfilling their potential!
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
not unless potatoes transmit disease in Africa
I can see a potato distribution company, although I fear the whole enterprise would fail with just one stray couch
but they can't fly
and they don't have bellies
and the flies are really quite nasty
not unless potatoes transmit disease in Africa
I can see a potato distribution company, although I fear the whole enterprise would fail with just one stray couch
but they can't fly
and they don't have bellies
and the flies are really quite nasty
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I think those King Edwards are working on learning to fly....... you mark my words they will be dive bombing you from out of the trees very soon!
I think those King Edwards are working on learning to fly....... you mark my words they will be dive bombing you from out of the trees very soon!
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
ah, if potatoes grew on trees...
...
*blank look*
...
... they'd be pomme d'arbre?
ah, if potatoes grew on trees...
...
*blank look*
...
... they'd be pomme d'arbre?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I never said they grew on trees, just that they leaped out of them!
I never said they grew on trees, just that they leaped out of them!
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.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
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Location: brizvegas, Australia
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
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Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
*pops her head in the door...looks around a little...*
hiya skully!!
*runs away*
*pops her head in the door...looks around a little...*
hiya skully!!*runs away*
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
I get to meet you next week! You'd better turn up or I'll be a very annoyed Dunc!
I get to meet you next week! You'd better turn up or I'll be a very annoyed Dunc!
Let's relight this forum 
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Written by: Molly
naked raisins just aren't the same
Let's relight this forum
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Posted:
Hey Skully!
Hey Skully!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello all!
Dunc I'll do my best to be there. I have a washing machine that won't turn the drum, a sewing machine that is sulking and a kettle that is leaking to sort out though........ I think I must have pissed off the god of electrical goods some how. grrrrrrrr
Hello all!
Dunc I'll do my best to be there. I have a washing machine that won't turn the drum, a sewing machine that is sulking and a kettle that is leaking to sort out though........ I think I must have pissed off the god of electrical goods some how. grrrrrrrr
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
how's the sewing machine misbehaving? maybe I can offer up some suggestions there.
how's the sewing machine misbehaving? maybe I can offer up some suggestions there.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
oh its eaten some fabric, sprite and is in need of pulling apart to get it all out again. Its not hard to do but it just takes time and energy. I'm lacking the energy part.
Hello Sexy lil UCoF
oh its eaten some fabric, sprite and is in need of pulling apart to get it all out again. Its not hard to do but it just takes time and energy. I'm lacking the energy part.
Hello Sexy lil UCoF
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
maybe it didn't like being told it was the savoury machine and was only allowed to sew twiglets
:muttermutter:
I have a lovely mental image of a big strong hamster with an aqualung turning your washing machine drum for you
maybe it didn't like being told it was the savoury machine and was only allowed to sew twiglets
:muttermutter:
I have a lovely mental image of a big strong hamster with an aqualung turning your washing machine drum for you
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Molly you are as crazy as me! I love that idea. I wonder if the pet shop has a trained hamster that can do that already or if I'm going to have to train it myself... hmmmm....
The sewing machine just wants a rest. I gave it too much to do in one day and it gave up.
Molly you are as crazy as me! I love that idea. I wonder if the pet shop has a trained hamster that can do that already or if I'm going to have to train it myself... hmmmm....The sewing machine just wants a rest. I gave it too much to do in one day and it gave up.
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I do have Fleas
I do have Fleas
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
:Pout:
tisn't true
I'm as sane as the next queen.
I don't think a pet shop would be able to help, but maybe a stunt hamster could be headhunted from Hollywood (where all the best stunt hamsters live and work - lot of broken washing machines in the background in films you see)
and then after he'd done your laundry, you could add a little laughing gas to his aqualung to lighten his mood and sit him by the fire (not too close cos of the gas cylinder) and maybe tempt him with raisins.
I like raisins very much at the moment
and yes Dunc, even the naked ones
:Pout:
tisn't true
I'm as sane as the next queen.
I don't think a pet shop would be able to help, but maybe a stunt hamster could be headhunted from Hollywood (where all the best stunt hamsters live and work - lot of broken washing machines in the background in films you see)
and then after he'd done your laundry, you could add a little laughing gas to his aqualung to lighten his mood and sit him by the fire (not too close cos of the gas cylinder) and maybe tempt him with raisins.
I like raisins very much at the moment
and yes Dunc, even the naked ones
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
mmm raisins
hamsters indeed
everyone know gerbils are way better at stunts.
look at tom cruise...
mmm raisins
hamsters indeed
everyone know gerbils are way better at stunts.
look at tom cruise...
Love is the law.
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hi skully hows the costume going? i'll be meeting you in a week or so oooooo
Hi skully hows the costume going? i'll be meeting you in a week or so oooooo
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
As will I.
A week today in fact.
As will I.
A week today in fact.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ah yes.... just one week until I drown *coughspluttercough* I mean meet William
YAY I get to snuggle UCoF for real! Woooooo Hoooooo!
ado-p's not coming though so I can't snuggle him Nor is Molly
But UCoF is!!!
Ah yes.... just one week until I drown *coughspluttercough* I mean meet William
YAY I get to snuggle UCoF for real! Woooooo Hoooooo!
ado-p's not coming though so I can't snuggle him
Nor is Molly But UCoF is!!!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooo I think I've fixed my washing machine *touches the wooden desk* Its going to need new brushes soon but I took them out and turned them around for now. Stupid electrical stuff! Its now sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor doing a darks wash *crosses fingers* I'll attempt to get it back inside the kitchen cabinet once its proved to me its really working. Who's idea was it to hide washing machines inside cabinets anyway. Man was it hard to get it out of there! Next time I design a kitchen I'm going to make the piping, white goods and the wiring a feature. No more hiding them behind panels or crawling into dark corner cupboards to find a plug socket for me! I will wow people with my cables and pipes!
Now all I have to do is get the sewing machine going again.... oh and finish tiling the bathroom.
Don't you just love lazy days off work?
Oooo I think I've fixed my washing machine *touches the wooden desk* Its going to need new brushes soon but I took them out and turned them around for now. Stupid electrical stuff! Its now sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor doing a darks wash *crosses fingers* I'll attempt to get it back inside the kitchen cabinet once its proved to me its really working. Who's idea was it to hide washing machines inside cabinets anyway. Man was it hard to get it out of there! Next time I design a kitchen I'm going to make the piping, white goods and the wiring a feature. No more hiding them behind panels or crawling into dark corner cupboards to find a plug socket for me!
I will wow people with my cables and pipes!Now all I have to do is get the sewing machine going again.... oh and finish tiling the bathroom.
Don't you just love lazy days off work?
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
no, no molly-snuggling for you
you could always venture up north *flutters eyelashes winningly*
but then you'd just recognise the mole and hug her instead cos she's furry and cute
well done on your handy-womanly feats of greatness.
I'm very impressed.
did you wear a boiler suit? Perhaps it would have made all the crawling more enjoyable?
no, no molly-snuggling for you
you could always venture up north *flutters eyelashes winningly*
but then you'd just recognise the mole and hug her instead cos she's furry and cute
well done on your handy-womanly feats of greatness.
I'm very impressed.
did you wear a boiler suit? Perhaps it would have made all the crawling more enjoyable?
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
no doopii either
's from afar
boiler suits are the way forward, yu have to leave a few buttons open look all hot and bothered if you want to pull it off though.
no doopii either
's from afarboiler suits are the way forward, yu have to leave a few buttons open look all hot and bothered if you want to pull it off though.
Love is the law.
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
why drag it on to looking bothered when you could just stop at looking hot?
why drag it on to looking bothered when you could just stop at looking hot?
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