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Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Posted:
Its a Mr because I said so! Ner ner ne ner ner
Whats all this about you needing a costume?what would you like.... Vanize in Drag.... Vanize the pirate....... Vanize the Cute little nurse......Vanize the proctologist....... Vanize the Gangster........? Give me a clue!
Its a Mr because I said so! Ner ner ne ner ner
Whats all this about you needing a costume?what would you like.... Vanize in Drag.... Vanize the pirate....... Vanize the Cute little nurse......Vanize the proctologist....... Vanize the Gangster........? Give me a clue!
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
ohhh...cute little nurse would look amusing, me thinks.
However, he'd probably freeze in that. Is there anything that looks good (read somewhat revealing) that is actually warm? 
ohhh...cute little nurse would look amusing, me thinks.
However, he'd probably freeze in that. Is there anything that looks good (read somewhat revealing) that is actually warm? SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
you were the one who was going to dress me up before, so how should I know?!?!
Written by: Skulduggery
Its a Mr because I said so! Ner ner ne ner ner
Whats all this about you needing a costume?what would you like.... Vanize in Drag.... Vanize the pirate....... Vanize the Cute little nurse......Vanize the proctologist....... Vanize the Gangster........? Give me a clue!
you were the one who was going to dress me up before, so how should I know?!?!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Spritie I'm going as a fairy in a tutu..... if I can survive in a skirt no longer than my butt cheeks I'm sure Vanize can survive as a nurse! We'll give him some nice warm lace topped white stockings
Spritie I'm going as a fairy in a tutu..... if I can survive in a skirt no longer than my butt cheeks I'm sure Vanize can survive as a nurse! We'll give him some nice warm lace topped white stockings
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
You obviously have no clue how much of a wuss vanize is when it comes to the cold.
I'm guessing he'd object if he has to wear it outside anywhere, but since y'all are staying in the barn, I think it would be perfect attire for inside there.
You obviously have no clue how much of a wuss vanize is when it comes to the cold.
I'm guessing he'd object if he has to wear it outside anywhere, but since y'all are staying in the barn, I think it would be perfect attire for inside there.
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He won't be such a wuss when we've finished with him..... you don't know the power of thw Evil twisted twins! Gayle and I will be able to get him outside in whatever he ends up wearing..... What size feet have you got Vanize?
He won't be such a wuss when we've finished with him..... you don't know the power of thw Evil twisted twins! Gayle and I will be able to get him outside in whatever he ends up wearing..... What size feet have you got Vanize?
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
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Posted:
do you reckon this would be too cold?!
https://www.domshoppe.com/design/Men/men200.htm
do you reckon this would be too cold?!
https://www.domshoppe.com/design/Men/men200.htm
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
US 12-13, although I have no clue what the UK equivalent is (maybe 11). Are you going to try to make some cute heels?
I soooo wish I could be there to see him all decked out in finery. I *know* he'll have no complaints.
US 12-13, although I have no clue what the UK equivalent is (maybe 11). Are you going to try to make some cute heels?
I soooo wish I could be there to see him all decked out in finery. I *know* he'll have no complaints.
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Posted:
perfect Firepoise......... All he needs to go with that is a feather Boa!
perfect Firepoise......... All he needs to go with that is a feather Boa!
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
You do realize all the ladies will be all over him if he wears that, right?
EDITED_BY: spritie (1109183111)
You do realize all the ladies will be all over him if he wears that, right?
EDITED_BY: spritie (1109183111)
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Still wiggling
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Posted:
Actually Skully... I was looking at something similar earlier today... but I don't think he'd be up for that...
Oh wait, wait....
https://www.domshoppe.com/costumeCastle/Holloween/hollow1535lg.htm
Perfect... it has skirt, harness, tacky Celtic thing...
Actually Skully... I was looking at something similar earlier today... but I don't think he'd be up for that...
Oh wait, wait....
https://www.domshoppe.com/costumeCastle/Holloween/hollow1535lg.htm
Perfect... it has skirt, harness, tacky Celtic thing...
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
no offense to lightning, but that one makes the model look very gay. Definitely not vanize worthy in my opinion.
no offense to lightning, but that one makes the model look very gay. Definitely not vanize worthy in my opinion.
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Posted:
Tis ok Spritie. I don't think he's going to wear it anyways. Just having a laugh.
Tis ok Spritie. I don't think he's going to wear it anyways. Just having a laugh.
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Posted:
I have a full lenght velvet wine coloured dress with a slit up the side he can wear........ He'll need some heels, a wig and fishnets.... then he'll look like a hooker!
I have a full lenght velvet wine coloured dress with a slit up the side he can wear........ He'll need some heels, a wig and fishnets.... then he'll look like a hooker!
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Posted:
Hmmm pretty. I have a big afro wig... somewhere
His feet are too big for my shoes, though.
Hmmm pretty. I have a big afro wig... somewhere
His feet are too big for my shoes, though.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
yes - al of those would be too cold!
I am not only a complete wuss and totally miserable when I am even slightly cold, but I am also a ruthless bastard who makes everyone else suffer when they try to make me cold.
now go and design something warm with UK11 shoes/boots. completely ridiculous is fine, as long as it is warm.
yes - al of those would be too cold!
I am not only a complete wuss and totally miserable when I am even slightly cold, but I am also a ruthless bastard who makes everyone else suffer when they try to make me cold.
now go and design something warm with UK11 shoes/boots. completely ridiculous is fine, as long as it is warm.
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Posted:
more like the guys you mean....
Written by: spritie
You do realize all the ladies will be all over him if he wears that, right?
more like the guys you mean....
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
welll, gothfrogette did have the idea to turn you into an old man and put you in full body skin tight thermals...the all in one kind that has the flap for the butt.
welll, gothfrogette did have the idea to turn you into an old man and put you in full body skin tight thermals...the all in one kind that has the flap for the butt.
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"I am also a ruthless bastard who makes everyone else suffer when they try to make me cold"
No doubt about it
"I am also a ruthless bastard who makes everyone else suffer when they try to make me cold"
No doubt about it
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
well, there really isn't anything worse than being cold in my opinion, so I'm with vanize. Of course, I'm usually just as cold as he is, so he can't make things worse.
well, there really isn't anything worse than being cold in my opinion, so I'm with vanize. Of course, I'm usually just as cold as he is, so he can't make things worse.
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Posted:
Tell me again why Vanize is too lazy to make his own costume........
Tell me again why Vanize is too lazy to make his own costume........
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Posted:
Because he enjoys having lots of women running after him
Because he enjoys having lots of women running after him
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Posted:
pffft....... Lazy bum!
pffft....... Lazy bum!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
actually the whole formal day thing evolved because you girl wanted to dress some guy up in a dress, I said I'd do it... and now you are backing out on me.
thanks loads - I can see I'm not wanted anymore!
actually the whole formal day thing evolved because you girl wanted to dress some guy up in a dress, I said I'd do it... and now you are backing out on me.
thanks loads - I can see I'm not wanted anymore!
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Uhm, because the ladies said they were going to make one for him and dress him up. If it's left up to him, he usually doesn't mind being the one without the costume, especially if it's cold out.
Written by: Skulduggery
Tell me again why Vanize is too lazy to make his own costume........
Uhm, because the ladies said they were going to make one for him and dress him up. If it's left up to him, he usually doesn't mind being the one without the costume, especially if it's cold out.
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"thanks loads - I can see I'm not wanted anymore!"
No body is backing out on anything mister. You just want more attention
"thanks loads - I can see I'm not wanted anymore!"
No body is backing out on anything mister. You just want more attention
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Posted:
:P
:P
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
actually, they kinda were. The idea had been forgotten about unitl I pm'd a few people asking if they needed/wanted any help.
Written by: Firepoise
No body is backing out on anything mister. You just want more attention
actually, they kinda were. The idea had been forgotten about unitl I pm'd a few people asking if they needed/wanted any help.
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Posted:
you complete female version of a bastard you!
you complete female version of a bastard you!
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
I thought you wanted a costume and would be sad if no one made you one...
crawls into a corner
Written by: vanize
you complete female version of a bastard you!
I thought you wanted a costume and would be sad if no one made you one...crawls into a corner
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