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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Did I try to deny that? huh? huh? did I?
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Gidg runs in with some Tim Tams
This will help Skully, they be ubberly chocolate.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
true!
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My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Thank you Gidg
Spank you Bird
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
pfft! not even a "spank you hairy crutch"!!
I'm disappointed!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
*wonders into thread and turns gas on* he he he
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
William are you trying to blow us all up? Bad lil boy!
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
mass insurance claim
i mean no, im testing out my canary i told you tsk tsk
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Poor little Canary! I'm phoning the RSPB! *turns the gas back off*
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
its ok, hes a professional
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
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Canaries can't be pros. they have no hands to sign the contract!
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
he has an assistant hamster who is his PR and does his paperwork for him, hes called rupert
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I used to have a Gerbil called kinky tail..... he had a bend in his tail..... I was young and innocent and didn't know that name could be misconstrued.......... Hang on even a PR hampster can't sigh legally binding contracts of the Canary! Thats not on!
*starts dialing up the RSPB*
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
just dont phone the insurance company ok, i'll give u a cut!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
pfffft.... ill gotten gains!
Trying to corrupt me are you lil Will? Think you can get away with it do you? Think that the insurance people haven't seen this a million times before? Just how much of a cut do I get?
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Yes i dont see how an insurance company could have seen some spinners trying to claim insurance money by burning down threads on an online forum, maybe i could ask UCOF to make a prank call n try it out?
Erm you get er....10%??
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
pffffft whats that insurance companies number..... they will give me a bigger reward for turning you in!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
yeh whatever trevor
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
"BOO!"
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
*squeals*
Was it a bird?
Was it a plane?
Was it a super Hero?
NO!
It was scary Moderator Man!
*giggles*
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Charles? Scarry?
are we talking about the same Charles? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
Hello loverly Miss Skully!... and get some
. What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello Gorgeous Miss babajaga!......... right back atcha
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
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What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
OooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOooooooo I love you!
You are fantabulous! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
but... but... you'll share, yes... dont you...
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Yes...... Sharing is more fun that eating alone! Chocolate anyone
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*wanders in innocently*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Chocolate!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
you........ innocent...... Pfffffffffffft
Yeah sure you are hunny! 
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
Arnt we all innocent somehow!
*wonders if she really said that*
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
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