the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
Written by: LazyAngel
hose clamps might work..
When I first glanced at that I thought it said horse clamps, I was wondering what they were, sounded painful!