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ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?



Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....



Peace and chocolate,

Chelle

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



OK guys, here's a little update!!

Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)



Location: highlands, scotland



Hometown: Nairn



DOB: 12 Dec 1981



Age: 24



Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......



Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy



Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?



Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........



Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....



Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.



Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.



Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!



Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.



Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.



Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......



woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol It is funny..

OOHHH!!! Hello Miss Pigeon Lady, Hercule and Maguire!! hug hug2 grouphug I's good. I's not been eating pick 'n' mix though. So perhaps not as good as you.. Harry sends snuffles your way too. And a lick on the nose. Would you like some chocolate hobnobs?

Mr Fraggle.... biggrin hug ubblove hug2 and some snuggles..

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Honey, can we buy in this house?




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We can keep it next to that one you got in Aviemore last weekend. And I'll brush it every day and take it for walks and throw sticks for it and call it erm... Phyllis....and... *gets too excited and falls over*



ubblove bounce hug ubblove ubbrollsmile ubblove hug

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not sure why it leans like that. It's definitely at least 1 degree off the vertical... ubbidea I can only assume that the photographer was a mole and forgot to de-telescope his legs after an afternoon spent running across hillsides... it's the only logical explanation as far as I can see...



rolleyes



hug

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Morning honey, did you have a nice journey to work?

I's found another cartoon lurking on my pc that i thought you might like:


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Made me giggle lots. And, apparently, right click and 'save as'...

ubbrollsmile hug hug ubblove ubblove hug hug ubbrollsmile

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol

It was a nice journey, thanking you. The sun is out, and it looked all pretty with the mist over the water and the mountains peeking out the top. hug

I's been well informed that we has to go out next Sunday night in Inverness for twirling purposes....as I was late last night. Hope you don't mind. ubblove hug2

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Out as in leave the house? Will there be cider and sliffs? And funny accents? And two idiots doing their level best to maim each other? It's not a good meet unless there is an ex-gay nurse and a big blonde child (trapped in the body of a portly 20 something yr old) trying their hardest to kill the other one in the most ludicrous ways imaginable... In my experience at least.

Although last night proved that Pete doesn't even need Tobi any more. He can plow his own body into the ground at neck-shattering speeds with out the Nurse-Face propulsion unit biggrin

hug ubblove hug

ps Dave Shaolin sends love and hugs and lots of people wanted to know when you're coming to another meet smile

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
By the way honey, have you been in Tink's gallery recently?

Seems a lot of paraphernalia just to roll a perfectly ordinary (nothing to see here), common or garden variety cigarette...

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I was thinking about maybe trying to see if I could get some time off to come down at the end of next month? Possibly just before you come up to see The Levellers?

Umm, I always provide spliffs wink. And if I's driving I can't drink, but I'm sure we can acquire you some cider, there are shops nearby. Lyndsey's a nurse - now all we need is a pudgy blonde kid..... ubbidea maybe you could bring one with you..?

eek no - I hadn't realised she'd put that photo up. It's not as bad as I thought it'd be though. After the next couple of weeks it'll be you rolling that cigarette... wink

hug ubblove hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
I want that house

 Written by: Cantus


Honey, can we buy in this house?


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We can keep it next to that one you got in Aviemore last weekend. And I'll brush it every day and take it for walks and throw sticks for it and call it erm... Phyllis....and... *gets too excited and falls over*

ubblove bounce hug ubblove ubbrollsmile ubblove hug

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
OK if Laura has that one, can we have this house instead?




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We need to think of an unattractive name for it as Phyllis proved to be too good (judging by the speed with which it was snapped up)...



In other news, here are some photos of peoples you might know - plus some other stuff too. Some of them's quite good I thunked smile





Am I at your house yet? Can you check under the bed to see if I'm there already please?



hug ubblove hug

Meh


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
How's about this one...??? Is where some of my family lived!!!


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Hi, Chelly...Hope all is well in your lovely part of the world...!!! hug

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
It was going well until someone plonked a slab-sided Georgian farm house on top of it... Plus it seems to have commanding views of a public park. So it will be handy for the drug-addled and winos.

Aside from that, it's lovely smile

Meh


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
It's on it's own private 'island' of sorts...Clyde Rock...



That's Dunbarton Castle...and my ancestor led THE most daring raid in the history of that part of the world on that castle in 1538...



That was also the castle that Robert the Bruce...and Mary Queen of Scots lived in...so go ahead and bad mouth a major piece of Scottish history...



Oh...and btw...that's the last time I'll put up with your insults...I won't be back in here at all...
EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1175190917)

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh no I want that one as well. and is that snow. oh how I want proper snow this year and I meen at least 10 inches.
Am I a greedy bitch?

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jeeso Fyrespirit, some of your family lived there? Wow that would have been amazing.

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh I am soooooo excited my poi are in the air on there way here. woo hoo so I may have them for this weekend. yeeeeaaaahhhhhaaaaarrrrrr

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: fyrespirit


that's the last time I'll put up with your insults...I won't be back in here at all...



What insults? confused I said it was lovely. And there was a smiley face after it... First Steaks failing to kick off on me when i really actually rip into him and now this...
rolleyes


Why didn't she take offence at all the times I genuinely had a go at her in Ezz's intro? Why does she wait til I'm being nice to her to stamp off in a huff?

Honestly kids today...

hug hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Look honey - you scared everyone away.... frown

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I did not eek I think they's just hiding. Or lost. I think quite a lot of peoples get lost fairly regularly. But they's too afraid to admit it.

I gotted lost in the woods the other day. Luckily I happened across an ewok and he helped me find the track again. Harry was useless. He just tried to bury Mr Furface (the ewok)... some tracker dog he'd make...

hug ubblove

Meh


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
not anyone, but I reckon he wanted to have some privacy with you, chelly wink

If you want to find yourself - you have to get lost at one stage or the other wink

Never mind - if they really like you, Chelly, they will come back smile hug

CAntus, maybe the use of " wink " helps it once in a while wink hug

carry on ubblol

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Irregular capitalisation scares dolphins...



And, erm, what does the over use of " wink " do I wonder? biggrin

Meh


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
partial paralysis of the face, maybe wink wink wink

Irregular capitalization also scares socialists... tongue

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
As does an effective bartering system, the trade of labour and material possessions in exchange for goods and services, the physical application of democratic monetarism and the abolition of power of people over people biggrin

( wink )

Meh


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hello. yes i havent been here in ages im sowwi redface

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
That's OK sweetie, I've been a bit lax of late as well. hug



How are you anyways? ubbrollsmile



Mr Fraggle, Mr Tom - If you two don't stop winking at each other people might start getting suspicious... wink ubblol hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Uh oh then Brit Joe'll start trying to out me again eek

*hides*

Meh


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
hug if i dont have a brain you can think for me chelle smilehug2

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Thank you so much for the vote of confidence, Miss Chelle...and I promise that I'll have pics to show afterwards!!!

Hope your fire show goes wonderfully, which I'm sure it will...and btw...just saw your pic for the first time earlier and you are the most lovely Scot it has been my pleasure to 'meet'!!!

Later, lady!!! hug

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey honey ubblove hug



I thought you might like this public information film about germs and things smile



Tis very informative biggrin



hug hug2 hug

Meh


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