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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
It is funny..
OOHHH!!! Hello Miss Pigeon Lady, Hercule and Maguire!!
I's good. I's not been eating pick 'n' mix though. So perhaps not as good as you.. Harry sends snuffles your way too. And a lick on the nose. Would you like some chocolate hobnobs?
Mr Fraggle....
and some snuggles..
It is funny..OOHHH!!! Hello Miss Pigeon Lady, Hercule and Maguire!!
I's good. I's not been eating pick 'n' mix though. So perhaps not as good as you.. Harry sends snuffles your way too. And a lick on the nose. Would you like some chocolate hobnobs?Mr Fraggle....
and some snuggles.. "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Honey, can we buy in this house?
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We can keep it next to that one you got in Aviemore last weekend. And I'll brush it every day and take it for walks and throw sticks for it and call it erm... Phyllis....and... *gets too excited and falls over*
Honey, can we buy in this house?
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We can keep it next to that one you got in Aviemore last weekend. And I'll brush it every day and take it for walks and throw sticks for it and call it erm... Phyllis....and... *gets too excited and falls over*
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm not sure why it leans like that. It's definitely at least 1 degree off the vertical...
I can only assume that the photographer was a mole and forgot to de-telescope his legs after an afternoon spent running across hillsides... it's the only logical explanation as far as I can see...
I'm not sure why it leans like that. It's definitely at least 1 degree off the vertical...
I can only assume that the photographer was a mole and forgot to de-telescope his legs after an afternoon spent running across hillsides... it's the only logical explanation as far as I can see... Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Morning honey, did you have a nice journey to work?
I's found another cartoon lurking on my pc that i thought you might like:
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Made me giggle lots. And, apparently, right click and 'save as'...
Morning honey, did you have a nice journey to work?
I's found another cartoon lurking on my pc that i thought you might like:
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Made me giggle lots. And, apparently, right click and 'save as'...
Meh
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
It was a nice journey, thanking you. The sun is out, and it looked all pretty with the mist over the water and the mountains peeking out the top.
I's been well informed that we has to go out next Sunday night in Inverness for twirling purposes....as I was late last night. Hope you don't mind.
It was a nice journey, thanking you. The sun is out, and it looked all pretty with the mist over the water and the mountains peeking out the top.
I's been well informed that we has to go out next Sunday night in Inverness for twirling purposes....as I was late last night. Hope you don't mind.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Out as in leave the house? Will there be cider and sliffs? And funny accents? And two idiots doing their level best to maim each other? It's not a good meet unless there is an ex-gay nurse and a big blonde child (trapped in the body of a portly 20 something yr old) trying their hardest to kill the other one in the most ludicrous ways imaginable... In my experience at least.
Although last night proved that Pete doesn't even need Tobi any more. He can plow his own body into the ground at neck-shattering speeds with out the Nurse-Face propulsion unit
ps Dave Shaolin sends love and hugs and lots of people wanted to know when you're coming to another meet
Out as in leave the house? Will there be cider and sliffs? And funny accents? And two idiots doing their level best to maim each other? It's not a good meet unless there is an ex-gay nurse and a big blonde child (trapped in the body of a portly 20 something yr old) trying their hardest to kill the other one in the most ludicrous ways imaginable... In my experience at least.
Although last night proved that Pete doesn't even need Tobi any more. He can plow his own body into the ground at neck-shattering speeds with out the Nurse-Face propulsion unit
ps Dave Shaolin sends love and hugs and lots of people wanted to know when you're coming to another meet
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
By the way honey, have you been in Tink's gallery recently?
Seems a lot of paraphernalia just to roll a perfectly ordinary (nothing to see here), common or garden variety cigarette...
By the way honey, have you been in Tink's gallery recently?
Seems a lot of paraphernalia just to roll a perfectly ordinary (nothing to see here), common or garden variety cigarette...
Meh
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
I was thinking about maybe trying to see if I could get some time off to come down at the end of next month? Possibly just before you come up to see The Levellers?
Umm, I always provide spliffs
. And if I's driving I can't drink, but I'm sure we can acquire you some cider, there are shops nearby. Lyndsey's a nurse - now all we need is a pudgy blonde kid..... maybe you could bring one with you..?
no - I hadn't realised she'd put that photo up. It's not as bad as I thought it'd be though. After the next couple of weeks it'll be you rolling that cigarette...
I was thinking about maybe trying to see if I could get some time off to come down at the end of next month? Possibly just before you come up to see The Levellers?
Umm, I always provide spliffs
. And if I's driving I can't drink, but I'm sure we can acquire you some cider, there are shops nearby. Lyndsey's a nurse - now all we need is a pudgy blonde kid..... maybe you could bring one with you..? no - I hadn't realised she'd put that photo up. It's not as bad as I thought it'd be though. After the next couple of weeks it'll be you rolling that cigarette... "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
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laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom
Posted:
I want that house
I want that house
Written by: Cantus
Honey, can we buy in this house?
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We can keep it next to that one you got in Aviemore last weekend. And I'll brush it every day and take it for walks and throw sticks for it and call it erm... Phyllis....and... *gets too excited and falls over*
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
OK if Laura has that one, can we have this house instead?
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We need to think of an unattractive name for it as Phyllis proved to be too good (judging by the speed with which it was snapped up)...
In other news, here are some photos of peoples you might know - plus some other stuff too. Some of them's quite good I thunked
Am I at your house yet? Can you check under the bed to see if I'm there already please?
OK if Laura has that one, can we have this house instead?
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We need to think of an unattractive name for it as Phyllis proved to be too good (judging by the speed with which it was snapped up)...
In other news, here are some photos of peoples you might know - plus some other stuff too. Some of them's quite good I thunked
Am I at your house yet? Can you check under the bed to see if I'm there already please?
Meh
Future Mrs Pogo
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Posted:
How's about this one...??? Is where some of my family lived!!!
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Hi, Chelly...Hope all is well in your lovely part of the world...!!!
How's about this one...??? Is where some of my family lived!!!
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Hi, Chelly...Hope all is well in your lovely part of the world...!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
It was going well until someone plonked a slab-sided Georgian farm house on top of it... Plus it seems to have commanding views of a public park. So it will be handy for the drug-addled and winos.
Aside from that, it's lovely
It was going well until someone plonked a slab-sided Georgian farm house on top of it... Plus it seems to have commanding views of a public park. So it will be handy for the drug-addled and winos.
Aside from that, it's lovely
Meh
Future Mrs Pogo
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Posted:
It's on it's own private 'island' of sorts...Clyde Rock...
That's Dunbarton Castle...and my ancestor led THE most daring raid in the history of that part of the world on that castle in 1538...
That was also the castle that Robert the Bruce...and Mary Queen of Scots lived in...so go ahead and bad mouth a major piece of Scottish history...
Oh...and btw...that's the last time I'll put up with your insults...I won't be back in here at all...
EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1175190917)
It's on it's own private 'island' of sorts...Clyde Rock...
That's Dunbarton Castle...and my ancestor led THE most daring raid in the history of that part of the world on that castle in 1538...
That was also the castle that Robert the Bruce...and Mary Queen of Scots lived in...so go ahead and bad mouth a major piece of Scottish history...
Oh...and btw...that's the last time I'll put up with your insults...I won't be back in here at all...
EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1175190917)
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh no I want that one as well. and is that snow. oh how I want proper snow this year and I meen at least 10 inches.
Am I a greedy bitch?
Oh no I want that one as well. and is that snow. oh how I want proper snow this year and I meen at least 10 inches.
Am I a greedy bitch?
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
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laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom
Posted:
Jeeso Fyrespirit, some of your family lived there? Wow that would have been amazing.
Jeeso Fyrespirit, some of your family lived there? Wow that would have been amazing.
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
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laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh I am soooooo excited my poi are in the air on there way here. woo hoo so I may have them for this weekend. yeeeeaaaahhhhhaaaaarrrrrr
Oh I am soooooo excited my poi are in the air on there way here. woo hoo so I may have them for this weekend. yeeeeaaaahhhhhaaaaarrrrrr
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
What insults?
I said it was lovely. And there was a smiley face after it... First Steaks failing to kick off on me when i really actually rip into him and now this...
Why didn't she take offence at all the times I genuinely had a go at her in Ezz's intro? Why does she wait til I'm being nice to her to stamp off in a huff?
Honestly kids today...
Written by: fyrespirit
that's the last time I'll put up with your insults...I won't be back in here at all...
What insults?
I said it was lovely. And there was a smiley face after it... First Steaks failing to kick off on me when i really actually rip into him and now this...Why didn't she take offence at all the times I genuinely had a go at her in Ezz's intro? Why does she wait til I'm being nice to her to stamp off in a huff?
Honestly kids today...
Meh
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Look honey - you scared everyone away....
Look honey - you scared everyone away....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I did not I think they's just hiding. Or lost. I think quite a lot of peoples get lost fairly regularly. But they's too afraid to admit it.
I gotted lost in the woods the other day. Luckily I happened across an ewok and he helped me find the track again. Harry was useless. He just tried to bury Mr Furface (the ewok)... some tracker dog he'd make...
I did not
I think they's just hiding. Or lost. I think quite a lot of peoples get lost fairly regularly. But they's too afraid to admit it. I gotted lost in the woods the other day. Luckily I happened across an ewok and he helped me find the track again. Harry was useless. He just tried to bury Mr Furface (the ewok)... some tracker dog he'd make...
Meh
Stargazer
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Posted:
not anyone, but I reckon he wanted to have some privacy with you, chelly
If you want to find yourself - you have to get lost at one stage or the other
Never mind - if they really like you, Chelly, they will come back
CAntus, maybe the use of " " helps it once in a while
carry on
not anyone, but I reckon he wanted to have some privacy with you, chelly
If you want to find yourself - you have to get lost at one stage or the other
Never mind - if they really like you, Chelly, they will come back
CAntus, maybe the use of "
" helps it once in a while carry on
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Irregular capitalisation scares dolphins...
And, erm, what does the over use of " " do I wonder?
Irregular capitalisation scares dolphins...
And, erm, what does the over use of "
" do I wonder? Meh
Stargazer
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6,650 posts
Posted:
partial paralysis of the face, maybe
Irregular capitalization also scares socialists...
partial paralysis of the face, maybe
Irregular capitalization also scares socialists...
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
As does an effective bartering system, the trade of labour and material possessions in exchange for goods and services, the physical application of democratic monetarism and the abolition of power of people over people
( )
As does an effective bartering system, the trade of labour and material possessions in exchange for goods and services, the physical application of democratic monetarism and the abolition of power of people over people
(
) Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
hello. yes i havent been here in ages im sowwi
hello. yes i havent been here in ages im sowwi
Actually back on HoP guys ...
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
That's OK sweetie, I've been a bit lax of late as well.
How are you anyways?
Mr Fraggle, Mr Tom - If you two don't stop winking at each other people might start getting suspicious...
That's OK sweetie, I've been a bit lax of late as well.
How are you anyways?
Mr Fraggle, Mr Tom - If you two don't stop winking at each other people might start getting suspicious...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Uh oh then Brit Joe'll start trying to out me again
*hides*
Uh oh then Brit Joe'll start trying to out me again
*hides*
Meh
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lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
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lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
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Location: over yonder, New Zealand
Posted:
if i dont have a brain you can think for me chelle
if i dont have a brain you can think for me chelle on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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Future Mrs Pogo
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Posted:
Thank you so much for the vote of confidence, Miss Chelle...and I promise that I'll have pics to show afterwards!!!
Hope your fire show goes wonderfully, which I'm sure it will...and btw...just saw your pic for the first time earlier and you are the most lovely Scot it has been my pleasure to 'meet'!!!
Later, lady!!!
Thank you so much for the vote of confidence, Miss Chelle...and I promise that I'll have pics to show afterwards!!!
Hope your fire show goes wonderfully, which I'm sure it will...and btw...just saw your pic for the first time earlier and you are the most lovely Scot it has been my pleasure to 'meet'!!!
Later, lady!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey honey
I thought you might like this public information film about germs and things
Tis very informative
Hey honey
I thought you might like this public information film about germs and things
Tis very informative
Meh
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