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Login/Join to ParticipateNiraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
lol someone got spell checked! lol so what is everyone upto lately? oo ooo whos going play????
Actually back on HoP guys ...
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I have no idea what you're talking about....
Umm Chelly's coming to Play
She seems worryingly reluctant but I really think she should. Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
More shy than reluctant. Peoples scare me. You saw that youself when I came to Manchester....
In other news, whilst doing some research into familial skin disorders (curse those genes!!), I discovered that these days, dreads is OK with psoriasis, due to multitude of products available. Hmmm...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
yay dreads for chelle! I'll do em for you..!!!
I want to go to play but unsure on cash front.. however i have an interview for assistant manager at shelter charity shop... first pick of clothes n stuff!! If i get it.
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Sounds promising!!! Are you going to Bella and Heb Celt Fest this year too? I miss you!!!! Darryl and I were out for a spin Sat afternoon - but it just wasn't the same without you and Tammie!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
awwww.... i miss you too!!!... bella not sure heb celt oh yes! gonna get rossco up too...you up for heb celt??!! gooo for it! bella if i can afford, but play first, and possibly working knockengorroch...well i applied for it anyways..!
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
If I go to play then realistically I can only go to one other festival this year. SO much work to do...
I quite fancy the Heb Celt though - looks like loads of fun and I've never been to Stornoway. I've got to dress up for a hen party on Saturday, and I need costume ideas. Any thoughts?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Mmmm Chelly dreads
Written by: chellybeanWell you can hang out with your me and generally do fraggle stuff (sitting round, occasionally spinning, avoiding fire, heckling folks, drinking, smoking sliffs (sic) and pretty much being silly in the sunshine.) It's a lot less intense than Manchester people wise for one thing. Being as it's spread out over a much larger area. And, with the workshops and so much going on, people will pretty much leave us alone unless they're passing you smokables or trying to bully your fraggle into doing something active.
More shy than reluctant. Peoples scare me. You saw that youself when I came to Manchester....
And if you can go to all them other festivals with no problem then it's a silly excuse I think. So
Btw - "youself" is that anything like yourself?
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Yup. Are sliffs anything like spliffs? And when I go to other festivals I usually have a rather large group of familiar faces dotted about the place in case I make an idiot of myself. They don't stop me you understand. Just help me run from any possible offendees....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Honey it says sic in brackets after it to show that I have written it deliberately - I figured with the amount of scientific papers and essays you read/write, you'd know that - You want me to remind you of the family site thing again or show references of the originating posts that led me to write it? Silly puppy
It's another HoP euphemism (like ice cream meaning sex) that seem to have fallen by the wayside of late and need re-instigating (like mods actually doing their jobs).... come the revolution etc, etc
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
So anyway, here is/are my friend Laura's costumes that I was telling you about. They is pretty I think.
Although I'm more than a little scared of her now
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
She looks like loads of fun.
Miss Charmless suggested I search out some of my old black clothes. And if anyone asks, I can pick a girl from a metal band, and they won't know any different. Seems like a fairly reasonable suggestion, I thought. Saves on any kind of effort.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Thanks honey. But erm...no. That's a mathematical model of quantities produced. I need to know how to make it in the lab. I've got a couple of papers, but I need a few more.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
You can pay £213 for [url]https://www.abcam.com/index.html?t=141856&pt=1&c=712[/url ]50 µ of it....
Or failing that, get an old rat... or an old human or possibly get some dutch blokes to make it..
None of this is any good is it?
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Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Nope. Sorry. And I already had one of those papers. Thanks for trying though honey. Honestly, this is taking far too long to even be amusing!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Stupid link won't fix no matter what I do... its that damn question mark. Who puts question marks in URLs? Fecking scientists trying to stop me linking to them that's who... no wonder they charge a fortune. Nobody can buy it cause no one can link to the damn site.... If they made it easier they'd sell more and the prices could drop.
You can get mice for £1 in the pet shop so that's a saving right there...
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
You sure this one is no good?
I really liked that one. It has lots of sciencey words in it and everyfing....
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Awwww....not all scientists are bad and put question marks in urls honey. And is it not the computer geeks who make the things in the first place?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Erm, you already linked me to that one.....and it's the one I already had....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I has to go out now now honey. Sorry I wasn't more help... You should try using this search engine. It's meant to be better than google. Whether that's true or not is another matter. But it might come up with differing results
Have fun and don't get too stressed
Meh
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15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: chellybeanyes and i was asking you if you were sure it was no good... It helps to understand the question if you read the words I find
Erm, you already linked me to that one.....
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Reading's for wimps. "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hence me being disappointed by the lack of pictures in all them books you gived me as presents... Not like Bugis' exciting books (that he won't let me read
) Meh
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Right, so I read through this whole thread and still no juicy gossip...
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Cripes I forgot he could read
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Why won't he let you read his books honey? I was reading one of them with him when I came down. Maybe you haven't been asking nice enough...? How's the little car-monkey doing anyway?
*...scratches head and tries to think of some gossip...*
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
i have some gossip.....mr fraggle is actually an ethnobot made entirely out of rice cakes and paper mache...
chelle you should definitely definitely come to heb celt...
i have been looking into other fests and i want to go to lots, but i not sure how im gonna do it without digging tunnels or buying that ridiculously expensive jetpack...
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Bugis says that his books are all for teeny monkeys... the clues are starting to add up...
I think maybe Bugis is cross at me because I wouldn't let him read the Clockwork Orange - I told him it was a big people's book.
Hmmm maybe I should get him something else to read and then he won't be so grumpy...
He is good though I think. He now speaks fluent penguin and keeps waddling round every place and wittering on about diving off icy tundra into the frigid waters of the Southern Ocean... (all in charades)
His vocabulary has improved a great deal recently.
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Well, he is exceptionally clever.
I saw another book he might like in Borders the other day.
You'd have been proud of me I think. I went into the book shop and did the errands mum asked me to do, then legged it out of there without even looking at reading materials for myself. It took a lot of self-control though...and deliberately not taking my wallet in with me!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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