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Login/Join to ParticipateNiraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I's never played conkers before. All the rest of my class got to as a little project in primary school, but I had the 'flu that week. 
And besides, there's lots of important telly-watching and playing with monkeys to do....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
>tum te tum...nothing stupid was written here...<
I burnt my finger and thumb today, as well as spilling hot wax on myself and on my phone. The perils of defluffifying my dreadlings...
We can play conkers if you wants to honey. Tis really simple. I expect I can find some someplace.
EDITED_BY: Cantus (1171466890)
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
What did you write? I's curious now.....Do you not need some kind of coordination for conkers? I suspect I would be bad at it...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Umm, no you can keep the string really short and your hands close to the target.
I wrote:
Written by: Me
Not to mention Harry walking and tutting at Stuart
Then I remembered (about 10 minutes later) we were talking about my house not yours... so I had to log back in before anyone noticed
And now no one will ever know.
The perfect crime
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Well, it would have been if I hadn't ruined it for you....sorry! 1 more day......
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
dear god 72 post to read ... not an awful lot but i have everyone else to read too lol how have you been?
Actually back on HoP guys ...
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Very good thanking you honey!
As per normal, I've been spending all my time looking busy, so no-one notices I'm not actually working....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Wait, you're not actually working?
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Ooooooh!!!!!
Y'know I's got a T-shirt with a picture of one of them on it...in fact *checks* I's wearing it right now!! It's all glittery and stuff.
Pesky 80's metal bands...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Where on earth do you find these things....?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I googled for Tigertailz. After that it was easy....
They were a great band in their day. Kind of like a welsh Faster Pussycat
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Brilliant!!! He really should go to the doctor about that though....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
About his poison ivy? Not really, he just needs to apply chamomile lotion to the itchy bits.
Or rub fresh creek mud all over himself... Although | gotted that from watching Flashback so it might not be true...
Meh
6,650 posts
Hey Chelly
I hope I'm not stepping into something here.... how R u? still enjoying work?
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Work's good thanks! I've been in Edinburgh the last week learning how to seperate blood into all its constituent cells. Much more exciting than killing off pancreatic cells anyhow...How've you been?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Hi Chelly!!! Sounds like you're really having much fun playing with the blood and stuff!!! My dad was a lab tech and supervisor of the lab at our local hospital for over 30 years!!! I used to love playing with all the petri dishes and watch the centrifuges go round and round!!! Fascinating!!!
Also got to look into one of the first Electron microscopes!!!
OMG!!! I still have a cassette of Faster Pussycat hanging around here somewhere...and saw them in concert, too!!!
'Babylon' is just one of the coolest and funniest tunes to come out of that era!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
6,650 posts
bloodbaths?
hmmmm... sounds really exciting As for my part I'm just enjoying the thrills of asia and slowly slowly progressing into the self sufficient and self responsible person that I always wanted to be
ah, yes - I ended a "strange relationship", that helped a lot in getting myself back in my focus...
all in all it's getting better every day, thanks for asking 
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
hey chelle hun you still down there? give me a call i might take a detour from arbroath to edinburgh....!! yes. im going to arbroath today...
ooh hey im getting attuned for reiki too yay! much gossip much silliness and much shame to be told also...
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
chelle and cantus left today.
Had to fight Kirsty to get Bugis off her haha! Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Chelly, I have decided that you can't have my pancreas.
Sorry.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
No worries sir, I'm sure I can find another willing donor....Hey Tink!!!
How's you been? Just got back up the road yesterday, after the bus breaking down. And how's Mr Sunbird and the girls? 
for all!! "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hey honey, when you was packing yesterday you inadvertently forgot to include your me
Please send a SAE and I will send myself up to you forthwith....
Pengiwan is doing fine. He says he's warm, comfy and having lots of fun at Bugis' Health Spa and Piratical Adventure Park.Today they are watching The Incredibles and discussing why flippers are better than feets.
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I noticed when I gotted on the bus and you didn't follow. Perhaps you could slip yourself into one of the side pockets next time?
I'm glad Pengiwan's OK. Hopefully he won't be too mad at me forgetting him too....as long as Bugis keeps him entertained I think he'll be fine though. Gives him a break from Scooby nattering all the time.
Are flippers better than feet? Even magical ones? Maybe they should swap for a while and compare...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I don't know if flippers are better than feets. You'll have to wait and see what results they have when they publish their report. Mostly the tests seem to involve a lot of waggling. I'm assured it's all very scientific and they looked at me funny when i tried to watch them. So I'll just wait til the report comes out I think.
Bugis might needs flippers when he goes for his bath. So a swap might be a good idea indeed
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Oh by the way, if you're bored at work you can spend some time cracking vista
Should keep you busy for a wee while
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Y'know, I spent ages reading that, and I didn't understand a single bloody thing in it. Computers baffle me.
Maybe you should get Bugis a snorkel too? I bet he'd enjoy looking at stuff under water. I'm looking for ideas for naming my monkey. Any thoughts?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
It takes 1.35 quintillion years for the program to run. What's tricky to understand about that?
Is it a boy monkey or a girl monkey? I know an easy test to find out which it is. Well it works for mice (it's how find out in pet shops apparently), so i assume it'll crossover into the ape world....
You need to take it to the bicycle shop and say you're buying it a bike.... If it chooses one with a crossbar then it's a boy *nods enthusiastically*
My daddy told me that so it must be true. He does science and everyfing
Oh and Bugis already has a snorkel and mask. Star made them for him so that he could go swimming in one of her aquariums
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I told you I was stoopid. And yet you still fail to listen to me...
OK, so it takes that many years to run. And what's it's purpose? That's what confused me Mr Fraggle. It's a boy monkey. I was thinking of calling him Euripides. And my little owl I was going to call either Astraia or Nascha. Since she's a girl and all.....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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