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Posted: 11th Aug 2005
there aint nowt wrong ith a good ol' ear o' corn...shuks!

anyway all spanks are good!
so....young and fertile aye!? tell me more!

Posted: 12th Aug 2005
im not offering you any of my bodily fluids, if thats what your after?

Ive seen what your upto, trying to seduce spruce youngens to feed to your little men. tut tut maus.

Id say thats a naughty spank for you, but you'll love it anyway



anyway seeing as you asked so politely heres some more about me:



Ive always been really skinny, so to counteract this ive been drinking alcohol every day( which is a lot of fun). Ive been putting on weight then lifting weights to turn into muscle, and its working. Im beefing up!! and i still dont have a beer belly, get in!!!



Im a brunett, with Hazel eyes, which on several occasions my tutor has confessed to 'getting lost in'.



I enjoy fashion, so i spose you could say i look more like the TopMan guy than the hippy over there, which is more what i looked like two years ago-never washed my hair, bought all my clothes from charity shops etc. But im still the same person inside, just a lot more confident.



I enjoy the recreational use of 'substances'. I got heavily into a lot of them 2yrs ago, and it ruined me. I dont 'smoke' anymore as it seems to lead to intence paranoia now that i dont do it habitually. Ive mellowed out completely, finding sollis in the sea, glorious views, country walks, people and poi.



I think im the happiest ive ever been at the moment, but the last two days have sucked for reasons i dont even know.



its weird when that happens

You'll find me on the dance floor

Posted: 12th Aug 2005
Well i guess this can be taken as an example kids...dont do drugs! lol

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

Posted: 12th Aug 2005

Written by: arty farty

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Id say thats a naughty spank for you, but you'll love it anyway

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.....so right!

as for your tutor getting lost in your eyes.....geez is that even legal!?

recreational substances tend to be good in small doses,but know where ya comin from with the overdoing malarkey....i think most people have been there at some point in there life!!

and there aint nowt wrong with a bit of topshop...i'm moderately ashamed to admit i shop there quite regularly meself....but hey!...it makes me look good(hopefully!!)




...just cos i can!!!

Posted: 12th Aug 2005
Thank you for your kind words!!!

i spose your right. If you do the 'recreational' thing you have to know where your limits are. Good, i feel better now, knowing that im not the only one

anyway i think you can copulate with your tutor at uni, its only at school that its illegal. Anyway her getting 'lost' didnt help my grades. Damn these beautiful worthless eyes!!!

If you play your card right maus, i might give you the pair!!

You'll find me on the dance floor

Posted: 17th Aug 2005
woohooo!!!!! will you be expecting anythin in exchange tho!?

Posted: 17th Aug 2005
how about that corn on the cob, your so coy'ly nibbling on?

Why, what are you about to offer?

You'll find me on the dance floor

Posted: 18th Aug 2005
but its myyyyyyyy corn ....

im not offerin nothin! just thought eyes were quite an important thing to give away!!

u going to PLAY?

Posted: 18th Aug 2005
What about my tea-cup and my eyes for the cob? Canny saw fairer than that?



No doing PLAY im afraid, its not too far away for me really, but im right royally poor at the mo. I have to pay rent over the summer. Its surrey, so its expensive, £300 a month expensive.



Its my fault for having a lovely time this year. No-one told me that overdrafts have a limit!!



So im bound to my village, my job, my island, for the whole summer. I would love to go to the 'Bestival' but tickets are £75 for islanders. I cant justify spending a weeks rent on it.



urrgh, im a sad chappy at the mo.



So you doing PLAY, or the Bestival?

You'll find me on the dance floor

Posted: 24th Aug 2005
ooh i dunno....its a pretty fine cob......any other offers...going once.....going twice.....SOLD!...to the man in the topshop outfit!!

went to play...was sooooo AMAZING!!

sorry to rub it in,but had a wicked time,shame you couldn't have made it!
you goin to BJC?

Posted: 25th Aug 2005

Written by: Myself

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I would love to go to the 'Bestival' but tickets are £75 for islanders. I cant justify spending a weeks rent on it.

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Says the guy who just spent half a weeks wages on new jeans with red stitching *drools* and some converse that fold down to reveal the lambs wool interior *salivates*......i think you'll know what i mean.

I must sound like a proper party pooper at the moment....'im not doing this, or doing that', makes me sound middle-aged with a mortgage and umpteen children. And yet again i say 'no' to you Maus- something im sure many people havent had that opertunity to say *giggles*.

Sounds like you had a -ing time at PLAY. Met loads of HoPers too? Nice one!!

You'll find me on the dance floor

Posted: 25th Aug 2005

Written by: Arty Farty

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And yet again i say 'no' to you Maus- something im sure many people havent had that opertunity to say *giggles*.

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....i havn't a clue what you mean my dear!

Posted: 25th Aug 2005
I said 'no' because you aked me if i was going to BJC!!



I then refered a pun about you getting what you want.



But i guess the moment of hilarity has been ripped right out of that phrase. *shucks*



's myself for not being clear and 's maus for the sake of it!!

You'll find me on the dance floor

Posted: 29th Sep 2005
*BUMP*

Hello, to the newbies, old friends, and those i havent had the pleasure of meeting yet.

Havent been about in a while, so thought id say hello again, just to refresh you all.

As you may have read in the previous posts, i hate solid cheese and cotton wool. My new *cringe* hated item is/are courgettes!!

I cant stand them. The pricklyness and the squishyness *urgh*

I also have a new attatched fear of icing sugar in paper bags- specifically Tate and Lyle. The icing sugar generally spills from the bag coating it in sugar which scratches when you pick it up. I feel like vomiting just mentioning it. *burmp*

Anyone else have hated items?

Lots of Love, Arty x (ps- I now have a photo gallery *yea*, so check it out, and add your comments. Im really coming round to the computer thing)

You'll find me on the dance floor

Posted: 29th Sep 2005
cough cough..



do a search for a place like this...



we have some strange islanders too!



i used to live there

passing through, this world still lives.