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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
In the mean time i would like to post a picture of my tortoise. But i I don't know how. So instead I will describe it.
Ok so it's a close up of a girl tortoise standing on some lettuce in order to eat a nice juicy strawberry.
How was that?
In the mean time i would like to post a picture of my tortoise. But i I don't know how. So instead I will describe it.
Ok so it's a close up of a girl tortoise standing on some lettuce in order to eat a nice juicy strawberry.
How was that?
Meh
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
Posted:
I'm so sorry
I totally understand that you miss her.. my bf's dog just died, a big dog 15 years.. if you spend so much time with somebody it is just horrible to lose them..you are right they got member of the family, you should see my daughter with my cat.. get loads of hugs
I'm so sorry
I totally understand that you miss her.. my bf's dog just died, a big dog 15 years.. if you spend so much time with somebody it is just horrible to lose them..you are right they got member of the family, you should see my daughter with my cat.. get loads of hugs What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Thank you Babajaga!
Thank you NYC and Thank you Molly for typing for him (what a lazy bum 
)
Cantus..... um...... What a lovely picture of a Tortoise you haven't posted in my thread. Squirrel warning signs should be everywhere. I swear they are up to something!
Today I had a new washing machine delivered....... its odd. I guess I'll get used to it. It has loads of buttons on it and lights. Whatever happened to the ones with the twisty dial thingie. They were way more simple and more controlabubble. I now have no money to go to Ireland with......... Maybe I'll have to raid the roof/window fund. Sadly I raid the roof/window fund all to often, hence I still don't have a new roof or windows I'm going to have to put it in one of those bank accounts that make you give them 30 days notice before you can take the money out. That way it might actually stay there and build up into an amount that really will get me new windows *gasp*!
Thank you Babajaga! Thank you NYC and Thank you Molly for typing for him (what a lazy bum ) Cantus..... um...... What a lovely picture of a Tortoise you haven't posted in my thread. Squirrel warning signs should be everywhere. I swear they are up to something!Today I had a new washing machine delivered....... its odd. I guess I'll get used to it. It has loads of buttons on it and lights. Whatever happened to the ones with the twisty dial thingie. They were way more simple and more controlabubble. I now have no money to go to Ireland with......... Maybe I'll have to raid the roof/window fund. Sadly I raid the roof/window fund all to often, hence I still don't have a new roof or windows
I'm going to have to put it in one of those bank accounts that make you give them 30 days notice before you can take the money out. That way it might actually stay there and build up into an amount that really will get me new windows *gasp*! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Stop.
Written by: Cantus
Are Molly and NYC two halves of a split personailty now then?
Stop.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Skully
LOOK:
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Skully
LOOK:
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Gayle.....!
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hi Skully
Long time no speak - sorry to hear about your cat. i know i would be devastated if anything happened to Merlin and he's only been with me for 2 yrs - can't imagine what it would be like after 17
Looking forward to seeing you again sat Falmouth 4? - might get chance to talk to you more as my head won't be full of thoughts of nasty burglars and missing mini-buses!
Hi Skully
Long time no speak - sorry to hear about your cat. i know i would be devastated if anything happened to Merlin and he's only been with me for 2 yrs - can't imagine what it would be like after 17
Looking forward to seeing you again sat Falmouth 4? - might get chance to talk to you more as my head won't be full of thoughts of nasty burglars and missing mini-buses!
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
And I thought I was being nice in letting her use the computer.
Written by: Skulduggery
And I thought I was being nice in letting her use the computer.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ahhh I'm sorry NYC I didn't think of it like that. Of course you are wonderful and fab and sweet and all those other things men hate being called...... I would say cute but you would probably never talk to me again. For some reason men hate being called cute...... odd creatures!
Wild Child I'm looking forward to Falmouth too. It will be great to see you again. This time I'm camping and will have lots more time to do everything....... somehow being in the barn left me laying on the sofas most of the weekend last time
Gayle Wooooooooo Hooooooooooooo I'm looking forward to the 2nd muchly! Its only these exciting weekend trips that are keeping me at work. If I didn't have them to look forward to I would have walked into the bosses office by now and told him to shove his job up his big fat backside! Sadly I need his wages to get me to all these meets so I have to stay if I want to go and spin at weekends.
Ahhh I'm sorry NYC
I didn't think of it like that. Of course you are wonderful and fab and sweet and all those other things men hate being called...... I would say cute but you would probably never talk to me again. For some reason men hate being called cute...... odd creatures!Wild Child I'm looking forward to Falmouth too. It will be great to see you again. This time I'm camping and will have lots more time to do everything....... somehow being in the barn left me laying on the sofas most of the weekend last time
Gayle Wooooooooo Hooooooooooooo I'm looking forward to the 2nd muchly! Its only these exciting weekend trips that are keeping me at work. If I didn't have them to look forward to I would have walked into the bosses office by now and told him to shove his job up his big fat backside! Sadly I need his wages to get me to all these meets so I have to stay if I want to go and spin at weekends.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
I'm cute... she says I'm CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
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Oh... wait... do you not get that over in the UK?
I'm cute... she says I'm CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
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Oh... wait... do you not get that over in the UK?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I don't know what it is so I'm guessing probably no, but then again I never turn the TV on so it might be I have just never seen it.
I don't know what it is so I'm guessing probably no, but then again I never turn the TV on so it might be I have just never seen it.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
No Rudolph the Red Nose Raindeer at Christmas?!!! And I thought they were civilized! 
Written by: NYC
I'm cute... she says I'm CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
No Rudolph the Red Nose Raindeer at Christmas?!!! And I thought they were civilized! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
.:does a little dance:.
.:does a little dance:.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Those crazy pagans. I mean what's christmas if not the celbration of the birth of Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer's historic sleigh ride?
Written by: Skulduggery
I don't know what it is so I'm guessing probably no, but then again I never turn the TV on so it might be I have just never seen it.
Those crazy pagans. I mean what's christmas if not the celbration of the birth of Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer's historic sleigh ride?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
So, How was Surfing???
So, How was Surfing???
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
There was no surf so we couldn't go. The sea was all flat and stuff and it wasn't fair! grrrrrrr....... anyway we are booked to go not this weekend but the one after. If the sharks get me remember to remind my family that I promised Dave my 3 man tent for falmouth
There was no surf so we couldn't go. The sea was all flat and stuff and it wasn't fair! grrrrrrr....... anyway we are booked to go not this weekend but the one after. If the sharks get me remember to remind my family that I promised Dave my 3 man tent for falmouth
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
*bounces in, cracks his head on the door frame and sprawls out on the floor*
Hey miss Duggery! how's things?
*bounces in, cracks his head on the door frame and sprawls out on the floor*
Hey miss Duggery! how's things?
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Miss Duggery is feeling utterly tired today. My body is doing its "I hate you" routine, which is ok as long as it decides it likes me again by thursday.
Does anyone want some chocolate?
You were wrong about mushed brain staining stuff Dave. I just dribbled out my ear and burned a hole in the desk instead.
Miss Duggery is feeling utterly tired today. My body is doing its "I hate you" routine, which is ok as long as it decides it likes me again by thursday.
Does anyone want some chocolate?
You were wrong about mushed brain staining stuff Dave. I just dribbled out my ear and burned a hole in the desk instead.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Miss skully
you are a bright ray of sunshine here on hop and on more than one occasion you have made me smile SUPER big with your kindness and sweet heart warming words. Thank you for being you.
Miss skully
you are a bright ray of sunshine here on hop and on more than one occasion you have made me smile SUPER big with your kindness and sweet heart warming words. Thank you for being you.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
See Skully, I told you so!
See Skully, I told you so!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
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In case you need someone to help carry your backpack
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Did you have fun in Ireland?
Did you have fun in Ireland?
Gayle.....!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Psst...
Um...
What'd you do with my girlie?
And if she has fallen over you please return her to her original upright position in preparation for arrival in Scotland?
Psst...
Um...
What'd you do with my girlie?
And if she has fallen over you please return her to her original upright position in preparation for arrival in Scotland?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Yay! She's back!
And Skully, there's a rumor that you're lovely and very nice.
But, fortunately, I don't believe rumors so your reputation is still safe.
And I'm somehow glad that my Cross Atlantic Hoop Diplomacy has risen to the next level.
Yay! She's back!
And Skully, there's a rumor that you're lovely and very nice.
But, fortunately, I don't believe rumors so your reputation is still safe.
And I'm somehow glad that my Cross Atlantic Hoop Diplomacy has risen to the next level.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
I miss you
I am now clean and not smelly, how are you?
:Poke: :Poke: :bruise: :ouch: :sorry:
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
I miss you
I am now clean and not smelly, how are you?
:Poke: :Poke: :bruise: :ouch: :sorry:
newbie
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Location: Edinburgh
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Location: Edinburgh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooo what a nice bunch of messages to come home to!
Valura you are a very bright ray of sunshine yourself. Maybe some of your sunny happiness rubbed off onto me. Thank you!
But Dave......lets be honest you have told me a lot of things that turned out a bit odd or boggus You are after all a boy..... Boys lie, poke 'em in the eye! I wish you had come to Ireland. It was muchly fun!
Ooooooo a Llama! Just what I always wanted! Thank you so much...erm.... Gnu? When did you become a Gnu?
Gayle hun I had THE best time. It was fab. The only thing that could of made it better would have been if you could have come too! I'm going to take up hooping so I can be black and blue all the time I have sunburn and I smell yucky and its just wonderful We have become Triplets, Molly is one of us now She is as loonie as you! Oh I forgot I hate you now.... you have Glastonbury tickets and I don't Have a fantastic time and do some naked alien worship dancing for me. See you soon
NYC, I can see exactly why you picked to fall in wuv with the most Gorgeous Misstress Molly. She is Fantabulouslystupendouslyunfailinglybeautiful! Sadly the first memory she will have of me is a slightly sleepy, very smelly, bedheaded woman that turned up at the airport to pick her up after taking 2 mins to get out of bed and leave Decs flat. Oh well lets hope they are wrong about those first impression things........ The rumour is utterly untrue. You have to remember that Molly now has sunstroke and is unsure of what she is saying!
Molly hun, it was great to meet you. I can't begin to put into words how much fun this weekend was and a large part of that was down to you and UCoF. Thank you hun
Molly Mole be prepared to join the happy band of pirate faeries. Very soon you will be getting a parcel of goodies.
Oooooooooo and on my way home I went into the art shop to pick up some glitter and the lady handed me my faery wings. I must have left them behind when I picked up a pencil and stuff on Thursday I am now all winged up again! They are no longer lost. I am kind of sad they didn't get to go on and adventure of their own though, but its good to have them back! YAY!
Ooooooo what a nice bunch of messages to come home to!
Valura you are a very bright ray of sunshine yourself. Maybe some of your sunny happiness rubbed off onto me. Thank you!
But Dave......lets be honest you have told me a lot of things that turned out a bit odd or boggus
You are after all a boy..... Boys lie, poke 'em in the eye! I wish you had come to Ireland. It was muchly fun!Ooooooo a Llama! Just what I always wanted! Thank you so much...erm.... Gnu? When did you become a Gnu?
Gayle hun I had THE best time. It was fab. The only thing that could of made it better would have been if you could have come too! I'm going to take up hooping so I can be black and blue all the time
I have sunburn and I smell yucky and its just wonderful We have become Triplets, Molly is one of us now She is as loonie as you! Oh I forgot I hate you now.... you have Glastonbury tickets and I don't Have a fantastic time and do some naked alien worship dancing for me. See you soon NYC, I can see exactly why you picked to fall in wuv with the most Gorgeous Misstress Molly. She is Fantabulouslystupendouslyunfailinglybeautiful! Sadly the first memory she will have of me is a slightly sleepy, very smelly, bedheaded woman that turned up at the airport to pick her up after taking 2 mins to get out of bed and leave Decs flat. Oh well lets hope they are wrong about those first impression things........ The rumour is utterly untrue. You have to remember that Molly now has sunstroke and is unsure of what she is saying!
Molly hun, it was great to meet you.
I can't begin to put into words how much fun this weekend was and a large part of that was down to you and UCoF. Thank you hun Molly Mole be prepared to join the happy band of pirate faeries. Very soon you will be getting a parcel of goodies.
Oooooooooo and on my way home I went into the art shop to pick up some glitter and the lady handed me my faery wings. I must have left them behind when I picked up a pencil and stuff on Thursday
I am now all winged up again! They are no longer lost. I am kind of sad they didn't get to go on and adventure of their own though, but its good to have them back! YAY! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
oo I'm a triplet? Must I go revise my three times table?
I'm so glad you found your wings. I expect that they'd heard you were going to fly to Ireland and thought it sounded too much like hard work for them so they had an adventure all of their own with the glitter in the art shop
I thought you would be pleased to know that this week our flies will nto be being mashed. This week they will be fed viagra (we wrote to the viagra-people and they were very understanding). What lucky flies. Then next week... we'll mash them
oo I'm a triplet? Must I go revise my three times table?
I'm so glad you found your wings. I expect that they'd heard you were going to fly to Ireland and thought it sounded too much like hard work for them so they had an adventure all of their own with the glitter in the art shop
I thought you would be pleased to know that this week our flies will nto be being mashed. This week they will be fed viagra (we wrote to the viagra-people and they were very understanding). What lucky flies. Then next week... we'll mash them
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
So how will a fruit fly actually fly with a stiffy? won't it be hard for it to stear and all..... the drag factor alone will mess it up a bit!
So how will a fruit fly actually fly with a stiffy? won't it be hard for it to stear and all..... the drag factor alone will mess it up a bit!
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
it isn't a fruit fly silly... it's a tsetse fly (people keep thinking I'm saying sexy fly when I say that so maybe there is something in it
)
they have grippy bits on their... bits so the girls can't get away.
fly porn is wierd
it isn't a fruit fly silly... it's a tsetse fly (people keep thinking I'm saying sexy fly when I say that so maybe there is something in it
)they have grippy bits on their... bits so the girls can't get away.
fly porn is wierd
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
So will this fly porn be making it onto the net? Oh and will the fly be standing on a box?
So will this fly porn be making it onto the net? Oh and will the fly be standing on a box?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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