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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
you just can't help yourself can you!
no skully - no fly porn on HoP, it's a Family Site dontcha know
anyway I have no camera
and it's really hard to make blonde wigs and fake boobies that small
you just can't help yourself can you!
no skully - no fly porn on HoP, it's a Family Site dontcha know
anyway I have no camera
and it's really hard to make blonde wigs and fake boobies that small
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
My girlfriend the Fly Porn Mistress.
to Skully, Molly, and the Mole. But not the flys. Cuz I don't do porn.
My girlfriend the Fly Porn Mistress.
to Skully, Molly, and the Mole. But not the flys. Cuz I don't do porn. Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pooh-Bah
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you're not fooling anyone
you're not fooling anyone
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Molly can you find Nate for me and get him to Assassinate the builders next door. They are hacking off plaster with a pneumatic drill whilst I'm trying to sleep! Evil stinking bast'ards.
Maybe I should just go to the builders merchants ant try and find tube and connectors instead........
Hello NYC...... Molly's right you know.. you're not fooling anyone! The reason you try to stay anon on HoP isn't because you are a teacher is it its because really you are a porn star!
Molly can you find Nate for me and get him to Assassinate the builders next door. They are hacking off plaster with a pneumatic drill whilst I'm trying to sleep! Evil stinking bast'ards.
Maybe I should just go to the builders merchants ant try and find tube and connectors instead........
Hello NYC...... Molly's right you know.. you're not fooling anyone! The reason you try to stay anon on HoP isn't because you are a teacher is it its because really you are a porn star!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
ahem... SHHHH!
bad skully!
right, I'll go get nate and send hime round, NYC will post you some earplugs and if UCoF sets off now with a tray of tea and chocolate he shoudl be there to rub your feet by the time you wake up
what a fine plan
oh for hoop plans...
https://www.jasonunbound.com/hoops.html
ahem... SHHHH!
bad skully!right, I'll go get nate and send hime round, NYC will post you some earplugs and if UCoF sets off now with a tray of tea and chocolate he shoudl be there to rub your feet by the time you wake up
what a fine plan
oh for hoop plans...
https://www.jasonunbound.com/hoops.html
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Oh don't go dreaming about me being a porn star again. You flatter me so.
Oh but maybe I can get my Mafia Pigeons that hang outside my window to see if they can 'take care' of your construction workers. Though I don't think that Wales is quite their turf...
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The reason you try to stay anon on HoP isn't because you are a teacher is it its because really you are a porn star!
Oh don't go dreaming about me being a porn star again. You flatter me so.
Oh but maybe I can get my Mafia Pigeons that hang outside my window to see if they can 'take care' of your construction workers. Though I don't think that Wales is quite their turf...
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Yay UCoF foot rubs, Yay porn star ear plugs, Yay nate....go get 'em boy!
NYC can you get the pigeons the book "How to disarm a pneumatic drill in 12 easy lessons" and the book "Pigeons can stealing sledge/lump hammers if they work as a team" ?
Roll on 5 o'clock when they say they will be finishing for the night. Then I'm going to bed and not getting up again until tomorrow morning.
Yay UCoF foot rubs, Yay porn star ear plugs, Yay nate....go get 'em boy!NYC can you get the pigeons the book "How to disarm a pneumatic drill in 12 easy lessons" and the book "Pigeons can stealing sledge/lump hammers if they work as a team" ?
Roll on 5 o'clock when they say they will be finishing for the night. Then I'm going to bed and not getting up again until tomorrow morning.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Yes, actually the 'pooping on people' picture is of London pigeons. My pigeons are much tougher. And more organized. And they have lots of connections. But they're good to me because I let them hang out on my ledge.
Maybe they can make some phonecalls to whatever animal govens underground organized crime in Wales. I would say sheep but that'd sound racist.
Yes, actually the 'pooping on people' picture is of London pigeons. My pigeons are much tougher. And more organized. And they have lots of connections. But they're good to me because I let them hang out on my ledge.
Maybe they can make some phonecalls to whatever animal govens underground organized crime in Wales. I would say sheep but that'd sound racist.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pooh-Bah
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UNDERGOUND organised crime?
I think we all know who's in charge of that
UNDERGOUND organised crime?
I think we all know who's in charge of that
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Uh oh! Molly the Mole is really The Godmother!
hmmmmmmm some how that doesn't sound as good as the Godfather or as menicing
Uh oh! Molly the Mole is really The Godmother!
hmmmmmmm some how that doesn't sound as good as the Godfather or as menicing
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
You just have to make the g sound grrowlier
and do squinty things with your eyebrows
Then it's plenty menacing.
Besides - you've never seen the mole get cross.
You just have to make the g sound grrowlier
and do squinty things with your eyebrows
Then it's plenty menacing.
Besides - you've never seen the mole get cross.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Does Molly stuff her cheeks with cottonwool when she is being the Godmother?
I bet when a mole gets mad it just twitches its nose a bit more often than normal and waves its claws about.
Does Molly stuff her cheeks with cottonwool when she is being the Godmother?
I bet when a mole gets mad it just twitches its nose a bit more often than normal and waves its claws about.
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Pooh-Bah
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I see feeding Viagra to flies is less time consuming than mashing them
I see feeding Viagra to flies is less time consuming than mashing them Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
I'm avoiding the horrors fo the pipette by procrastinating wildly as I wait for a fancyass PCR to finish at 6.30 actually
And I haven't gotten used to not being silly on a hill yet either.
And we've been being inspected today by health and safety so I've been keeping out of the lab so they can't pick on me.
:muttermuttermeanyladymakingmefeellazy:
I'm avoiding the horrors fo the pipette by procrastinating wildly as I wait for a fancyass PCR to finish at 6.30 actually
And I haven't gotten used to not being silly on a hill yet either.
And we've been being inspected today by health and safety so I've been keeping out of the lab so they can't pick on me.
:muttermuttermeanyladymakingmefeellazy:
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
I was just teasing sweetie.... I'm the lazy one. I'm just sitting here like a zombie waiting for the builders to shut up so I can go to bed How lazy is that?!?
I was just teasing sweetie.... I'm the lazy one. I'm just sitting here like a zombie waiting for the builders to shut up so I can go to bed How lazy is that?!? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Molly is NOT lazy. She's the hardest working hottie this side of... um... a lot of things.
Molly is NOT lazy. She's the hardest working hottie this side of... um... a lot of things.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pooh-Bah
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Well I feel all justified anyway cos my PCR is most beautiful and stripey and all the good things a PCR ought to be
you lovely lazy lady you Skully, has nate not fixed those builders yet? where IS that boy when you need him?
NYC sweetheart, you do know I can't get the image of hot water bottles out of my head when I read hottie...
so now I have a picture of a very rigid yet unpunctured and toasty warm hottie with my head on top.
ps. I'm still procrastinating about that pipette, but I think I'll go count bacteria for a bit. I may need my spec-a-tac-les (you have to say that bit in Bluebottle's voice). Hopefully counting bacteria doesn't work the same as counting sheep or I'll wake up tomorrow in the incubator :eep:
Well I feel all justified anyway cos my PCR is most beautiful and stripey and all the good things a PCR ought to be
you lovely lazy lady you Skully, has nate not fixed those builders yet? where IS that boy when you need him?NYC sweetheart, you do know I can't get the image of hot water bottles out of my head when I read hottie...
so now I have a picture of a very rigid yet unpunctured and toasty warm hottie with my head on top.
ps. I'm still procrastinating about that pipette, but I think I'll go count bacteria for a bit. I may need my spec-a-tac-les (you have to say that bit in Bluebottle's voice). Hopefully counting bacteria doesn't work the same as counting sheep or I'll wake up tomorrow in the incubator :eep:
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
No sleeping in the incubator. Or you'll start growing and wake up all incubated and huge!
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No sleeping in the incubator. Or you'll start growing and wake up all incubated and huge!
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Love you.
Love you.
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
You're just saying that so I'll sleep with you.
You're just saying that so I'll sleep with you.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Probably NYC Jonny UCoF has always said how much he wants your body....... oh no I'm mixing you up again with that pretty blonde at the paper shop.
I think Molly would make a great 50 ft woman....... Can Molly Mole get bigger too? Then again maybe not. Molly Mole at 50 ft would be very very scary!
Probably NYC
Jonny UCoF has always said how much he wants your body....... oh no I'm mixing you up again with that pretty blonde at the paper shop.I think Molly would make a great 50 ft woman....... Can Molly Mole get bigger too? Then again maybe not. Molly Mole at 50 ft would be very very scary!
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NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Posted:
A Giant Mole?! YIKES!
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A Giant Mole?! YIKES!
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
That's not a mole, that's a prairy dog!
That's not a mole, that's a prairy dog!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
this place might be a little dangerous. Giant women and giant prairy dogs!
this place might be a little dangerous. Giant women and giant prairy dogs! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
SHHH! I don't think they have praire dogs out there!
Well, it could be giant Molly Mole's friend.
Now if only there were a Marmotte.
Written by: sparkey!
That's not a mole, that's a prairy dog!
SHHH! I don't think they have praire dogs out there!
Well, it could be giant Molly Mole's friend.
Now if only there were a Marmotte.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pooh-Bah
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rarrrgh!
I always knew trying to juggle with cars was a bad idea
And I'm most pleased to see that molly mole's giant prairy dog costume fooled you all
bwahahaha.
Written by: Dr. Greg McDonald
The giant marmot was first described in 1948 based on a specimen found in Kansas. During the Pliocene, it was widely distributed in western North America and has also been found in Nebraska, Texas, Arizona and northern Mexico.
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rarrrgh!
I always knew trying to juggle with cars was a bad idea
And I'm most pleased to see that molly mole's giant prairy dog costume fooled you all
bwahahaha.
Pooh-Bah
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Don't let the sciency man lull you into a false sense of security though - Giant Marmots still abound!
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Don't let the sciency man lull you into a false sense of security though - Giant Marmots still abound!
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NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Oh I'm not worried about Giant Marmots. The Marmots and I have always gotten along famously. We have the same sleep schedule.
Oh I'm not worried about Giant Marmots. The Marmots and I have always gotten along famously. We have the same sleep schedule.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Giant marmots and moles...... this thread gets more odd by the day.
Everyones at glasto and I'm stuck working *sulkpoutsulk* I wanna be running around near naked poking people with a faery wand. Selling beds is nowhere near as exciting as sitting around watching Jonny UCoFs sun burn peel!
I've been doing a bit of thinking about the Welsh Invasion plans and if people want free camping its going to have to be the mountains, I think. I've talked to a few people about beach camping but none of them think we could get away with it for 3-4 days even if we do take the tents down in the daytime. The main problem with any of the places that will be picked is getting people there as public transport around here is utterly pants! I guess I better get my faery thinking cap on and work out a plan......... someone feed me some chocolate...... maybe chocolate will inspire me!
Giant marmots and moles...... this thread gets more odd by the day.
Everyones at glasto and I'm stuck working *sulkpoutsulk* I wanna be running around near naked poking people with a faery wand. Selling beds is nowhere near as exciting as sitting around watching Jonny UCoFs sun burn peel!
I've been doing a bit of thinking about the Welsh Invasion plans and if people want free camping its going to have to be the mountains, I think. I've talked to a few people about beach camping but none of them think we could get away with it for 3-4 days even if we do take the tents down in the daytime. The main problem with any of the places that will be picked is getting people there as public transport around here is utterly pants! I guess I better get my faery thinking cap on and work out a plan......... someone feed me some chocolate...... maybe chocolate will inspire me!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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