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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
could you find another job that paid better???
buy stuff on ebay and relist it so that it sells again for more???
Sell your underwear to sad stalkers???
donate to clinical research???
could you find another job that paid better???
buy stuff on ebay and relist it so that it sells again for more???
Sell your underwear to sad stalkers???
donate to clinical research???
Gayle.....!
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Take care lady... you can borrow my hat for man-pimping any time you like (I just want a cut)
Take care lady... you can borrow my hat for man-pimping any time you like (I just want a cut
) Getting to the other side 
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
it just depends on the percentage your looking for...
it just depends on the percentage your looking for...
Love is the law.
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
I would mention dairy but I daren't
*muffled guffaws*
I would mention dairy but I daren't
*muffled guffaws*
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
OH SURE. BUT WHEN I SAY IT...
OH SURE. BUT WHEN I SAY IT...
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
*puts fingers in ears*
lalalalala
*puts fingers in ears*
lalalalala
Love is the law.
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
*drums on doop's head*
look it's a one man (with optional queen) band!
NYC - you didn't say it so the words sounded funny so you don't get no guffaws
*drums on doop's head*
look it's a one man (with optional queen) band!
NYC - you didn't say it so the words sounded funny so you don't get no guffaws
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
Well,
if you cant beat em
anybody else wanna play some music on with me?
i can offer two good sized hands and two very well shaped feet (yes, i really like my feet). i must warn you though, i only play in mono
Well,
if you cant beat em
anybody else wanna play some music on with me?
i can offer two good sized hands and two very well shaped feet (yes, i really like my feet). i must warn you though, i only play in mono
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
And you people claim I'm odd! Pffffffft.... kettle...... pot......... very dark colour.
Doop hun, you're not really understanding this whole pimp/biatch relationship thang, are you ? I get the money and maybe if you are lucky I give you gifts and stuff...... Percentages?.... pffffft Boys!
Claire its a deal
Molly
Stop reminding odd boy in the corner about his milking fetish!
There, there now NYC don't upset yourself. Don't you listen to that naughty hussy Molly!
Gayle I'm not selling my underwear to stalkers! Thats final! I don't think clinical research would want my body..... its totally knackered! I could sell.....um........ 
Birds body.
And you people claim I'm odd! Pffffffft.... kettle...... pot......... very dark colour.
Doop hun, you're not really understanding this whole pimp/biatch relationship thang, are you ? I get the money and maybe if you are lucky I give you gifts and stuff...... Percentages?.... pffffft Boys!
Claire its a deal
Molly
Stop reminding odd boy in the corner about his milking fetish! There, there now NYC don't upset yourself. Don't you listen to that naughty hussy Molly!
Gayle I'm not selling my underwear to stalkers! Thats final! I don't think clinical research would want my body..... its totally knackered!
I could sell.....um........ Birds body. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
MOLLY! That was soooooooo rude! And all along you pretend you are so sweet and innocent..... the truth is out now Lady! You are smutty minded bad girl!
Thinking about it thats probably why I like you so much
MOLLY!
That was soooooooo rude! And all along you pretend you are so sweet and innocent..... the truth is out now Lady! You are smutty minded bad girl! Thinking about it thats probably why I like you so much
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
(custards WAY better than creamed rice though :screwedupbleughface: )
(custards WAY better than creamed rice though :screwedupbleughface: )
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Watch out... even worse than "Bird's Custard" is...
Non-Https Image Link
Watch out... even worse than "Bird's Custard" is...
Non-Https Image Link
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
Step (el-nombrie)
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now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
HEY!!!!! Hands off my custard!!!!!!
HEY!!!!! Hands off my custard!!!!!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
custard?
custard?
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
I'm not going there. It could get me in trouble
I'm not going there. It could get me in trouble
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Happy 2000 Skully!
Happy 2000 Skully!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm old Ry but not that old! Pffft Boys!
Bird don't you need hands on to.... oh no I'm not going there either Gidg! You're right it would just get us in trouble with NYC telling us off for being pervy. Oh by the way NYC it was breast feeding awareness week last week in Wales. I saw a poster about it on the bus this morning. I have to admit it made me think of you and giggle out loud.
I'm old Ry but not that old! Pffft Boys!
Bird don't you need hands on to.... oh no I'm not going there either Gidg! You're right it would just get us in trouble with NYC telling us off for being pervy. Oh by the way NYC it was breast feeding awareness week last week in Wales. I saw a poster about it on the bus this morning. I have to admit it made me think of you and giggle out loud.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
Gifts? I think not
I am a very refined love machine you know.
and i dont come without a price
Gifts? I think not
I am a very refined love machine you know.
and i dont come without a price
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Doop I have a gift for you actually, so PM me an address I can mail it to. No, its not any of Birds custard! *shudders*
Doop I have a gift for you actually, so PM me an address I can mail it to. No, its not any of Birds custard! *shudders*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
or you could just give it to me in person, which would be much better because then i get to hug you
or you could just give it to me in person, which would be much better because then i get to hug you
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
But, but, but, but, but,......... You need it asap! Its vital to your well being.... Actually I'm scared you might slap me when you unwrap it so having the irish sea and a good few miles between us will be a good idea !
But, but, but, but, but,......... You need it asap! Its vital to your well being....
Actually I'm scared you might slap me when you unwrap it so having the irish sea and a good few miles between us will be a good idea ! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
How are people unaware of breast feeding? Are people using unhealthy formula instead? Or have people just forgotten the intentended use of the mammary glands?
Written by: Skulduggery
Oh by the way NYC it was breast feeding awareness week last week in Wales. I saw a poster about it on the bus this morning. I have to admit it made me think of you and giggle out loud.
How are people unaware of breast feeding? Are people using unhealthy formula instead? Or have people just forgotten the intentended use of the mammary glands?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Wales has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the UK. Maybe it was meant to be aimed at them.... who knows. They have awareness days/weeks for everything now days.
Wales has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the UK. Maybe it was meant to be aimed at them.... who knows. They have awareness days/weeks for everything now days.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
"My baby keeps sucking on my ear but it just seems to be getting skinnier and skinnier.. please help doctor!"
"My baby keeps sucking on my ear but it just seems to be getting skinnier and skinnier.. please help doctor!"
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
thank you NYC - I needed that giggle
Written by: NYC
"My baby keeps sucking on my ear but it just seems to be getting skinnier and skinnier.. please help doctor!"
thank you NYC - I needed that giggle
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
"Just doin' my job ma'am."
"Just doin' my job ma'am."
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
NYC, You're nuts.
NYC, You're nuts.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
AHHH! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AGAIN!!!
Oh no, wait, that was just Gidg.
Written by: Gidg
NYC, You're nuts.
AHHH! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AGAIN!!!
Oh no, wait, that was just Gidg.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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