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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Hello

wavehello



hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.



I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.



Hobbies:- include juggling, balls juggleand clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)



Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely ubbangel To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).



Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
Gimme his number

I'll text him wink

Love is the law.


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
*hmm. check your pm's might not think i'm so fab then*

Gayle.....!


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
hmm, let's see 079...ubblol

Gayle.....!


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
Written by: ado-p


Gimme his number

I'll text him wink




don't tease
it is quite clear you don't like him that way
you keep calling him dude

and Gayle eek spank umm
naughty lady ubblol

Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug

Gayle.....!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Molly


it is quite clear you don't like him that way
you keep calling him dude





That's not a 100% rule you know! ubblol One of those random comments that came out of my mouth that stuck in your head.

Just don't want you to get teary eyed when I call you 'dude' one day. ubblove

ubbangel

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
And actually, it doesn't work that way at all. Girls do call guys they want 'dude'.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
so now I'm a cry baby and doopie is a girl?? confused

meany tongue

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Not a meanie. Was looking out for you.

Since I tend to call everyone 'dude' at some point or another.

And doopie can be whatever he wants. I don't judge.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
smile

i see now

i am a dude too smile

there now, all settled

hug

Love is the law.


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
dudoop? umm

ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
dudo-p

smile

Love is the law.


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Here Skully...

Have a half naked guy breathing fire in your thread. You've earned him. biggrin


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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I have? How did I manage that? His red pants look a bit dodgy and tight...can't be doing his lil swimmers any good... I think he should be made to take them off.... they could be hazardous to his health!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Good to see this thread is as random as ever!!

wink

and how do I manage to get the blame for stuff without even being here!!??

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


I think he should be made to take them off....




Perv. ubblol

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
not at all I'm just thinking of his health!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
but you aren't worried that the poor man is tied to a post, upside down, by his ankle whilst fire breathing? (all of which is VERY DANGEROUS kiddies smile )

pfft.
NYC was right...

perv wink

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
SUUUUURE you were...

Guy hanging high off the ground by one foot, tied to a pole, breathing FIRE and you're worried about the tightness of his pants?

I find that tough to believe!

biggrin

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
jinx tongue

but seriously... stop trying to steal my thoughts umm

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
he has a saftey rope on his ankle......pfffft!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
otherwise he would be clinging to the pole by his toes? confused

pfffffffFffffft!
ha!

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
I'm surprised Skully even looked at his ANKLES. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
why? whats wrong with his ankles? I am a bit worried about he black cloud coming up from under him though......

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
hug

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
OOOOOoooooo hug from the gorgeous Mr UCoF YAY! hug

How are you sexy?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm fine, thanks! wink

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ubblol Hello other sexy guy! I'm glad you are fine ! hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Im highly sexy and highly dangerous.
Im high and sexily dangerous.

kiss

Turn me over and spank my bum.
Take some hazelnuts and add them too,
and in time you too will have a stew.


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Quick!

Throw this on it:


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It shoudl work if I have read the instructions correctly.

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Ahhhhhh the lovely UCoF is having a brain fart in my thread.... how sweet! hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


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