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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
Gimme his number
I'll text him
Gimme his number
I'll text him
Love is the law.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
*hmm. check your pm's might not think i'm so fab then*
*hmm. check your pm's might not think i'm so fab then*
Gayle.....!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
hmm, let's see 079...
hmm, let's see 079...
Gayle.....!
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
don't tease
it is quite clear you don't like him that way
you keep calling him dude
and Gayle
naughty lady
Written by: ado-p
Gimme his number
I'll text him
don't tease
it is quite clear you don't like him that way
you keep calling him dude
and Gayle
naughty lady
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Gayle.....!
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
That's not a 100% rule you know! One of those random comments that came out of my mouth that stuck in your head.
Just don't want you to get teary eyed when I call you 'dude' one day.
Written by: Molly
it is quite clear you don't like him that way
you keep calling him dude
That's not a 100% rule you know!
One of those random comments that came out of my mouth that stuck in your head.Just don't want you to get teary eyed when I call you 'dude' one day.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
And actually, it doesn't work that way at all. Girls do call guys they want 'dude'.
And actually, it doesn't work that way at all. Girls do call guys they want 'dude'.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
so now I'm a cry baby and doopie is a girl??
meany
so now I'm a cry baby and doopie is a girl??
meany
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Not a meanie. Was looking out for you.
Since I tend to call everyone 'dude' at some point or another.
And doopie can be whatever he wants. I don't judge.
Not a meanie. Was looking out for you.
Since I tend to call everyone 'dude' at some point or another.
And doopie can be whatever he wants. I don't judge.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
i see now
i am a dude too
there now, all settled
i see now
i am a dude too
there now, all settled
Love is the law.
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
dudoop?
dudoop?
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
dudo-p
dudo-p
Love is the law.
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Here Skully...
Have a half naked guy breathing fire in your thread. You've earned him.
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Here Skully...
Have a half naked guy breathing fire in your thread. You've earned him.
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I have? How did I manage that? His red pants look a bit dodgy and tight...can't be doing his lil swimmers any good... I think he should be made to take them off.... they could be hazardous to his health!
I have? How did I manage that? His red pants look a bit dodgy and tight...can't be doing his lil swimmers any good... I think he should be made to take them off.... they could be hazardous to his health!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Good to see this thread is as random as ever!!
and how do I manage to get the blame for stuff without even being here!!??
Good to see this thread is as random as ever!!
and how do I manage to get the blame for stuff without even being here!!??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Perv.
Written by: Skulduggery
I think he should be made to take them off....
Perv.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
not at all I'm just thinking of his health!
not at all I'm just thinking of his health!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
but you aren't worried that the poor man is tied to a post, upside down, by his ankle whilst fire breathing? (all of which is VERY DANGEROUS kiddies )
pfft.
NYC was right...
perv
but you aren't worried that the poor man is tied to a post, upside down, by his ankle whilst fire breathing? (all of which is VERY DANGEROUS kiddies
)pfft.
NYC was right...
perv
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
SUUUUURE you were...
Guy hanging high off the ground by one foot, tied to a pole, breathing FIRE and you're worried about the tightness of his pants?
I find that tough to believe!
SUUUUURE you were...
Guy hanging high off the ground by one foot, tied to a pole, breathing FIRE and you're worried about the tightness of his pants?
I find that tough to believe!
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
jinx
but seriously... stop trying to steal my thoughts
jinx
but seriously... stop trying to steal my thoughts
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
he has a saftey rope on his ankle......pfffft!
he has a saftey rope on his ankle......pfffft!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
otherwise he would be clinging to the pole by his toes?
pfffffffFffffft!
ha!
otherwise he would be clinging to the pole by his toes?
pfffffffFffffft!
ha!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
I'm surprised Skully even looked at his ANKLES.
I'm surprised Skully even looked at his ANKLES.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
why? whats wrong with his ankles? I am a bit worried about he black cloud coming up from under him though......
why? whats wrong with his ankles? I am a bit worried about he black cloud coming up from under him though......
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
OOOOOoooooo hug from the gorgeous Mr UCoF YAY!
How are you sexy?
OOOOOoooooo hug from the gorgeous Mr UCoF YAY!
How are you sexy?
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm fine, thanks!
I'm fine, thanks!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello other sexy guy! I'm glad you are fine !
Hello other sexy guy! I'm glad you are fine ! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Im highly sexy and highly dangerous.
Im high and sexily dangerous.
Turn me over and spank my bum.
Take some hazelnuts and add them too,
and in time you too will have a stew.
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Quick!
Throw this on it:
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It shoudl work if I have read the instructions correctly.
Im highly sexy and highly dangerous.
Im high and sexily dangerous.
Turn me over and spank my bum.
Take some hazelnuts and add them too,
and in time you too will have a stew.
Non-Https Image Link
Quick!
Throw this on it:
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It shoudl work if I have read the instructions correctly.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ahhhhhh the lovely UCoF is having a brain fart in my thread.... how sweet!
Ahhhhhh the lovely UCoF is having a brain fart in my thread.... how sweet!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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