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Posted: 6th May 2003
I mean ninga dolphins

An innocent child will usually have the most evil intentions

Posted: 6th May 2003
or do i mean ninja dolphins
O well hey ho

An innocent child will usually have the most evil intentions

Posted: 6th May 2003
If you were never born would you exist ?
no...if you are a sperm then you still exist.

Is existence a function of thought ?
no, thinking is a function of existing.

Have you ever eaten somthing so repulsive you had 2 do it again just to check ? no..what do you recommend?

If so what ? pass

Is fallin in love really as Stephen Tyler said"hard on the Knees"? no, being it love is (carpet burns)

Do niga dolphins fight samuri sharks with throwing starfish ? i expect they would if they were on land. starfish dont fly particularly well underwater.

If you were to pickle an entire person wudn't it be cool ? yes. if they were dead first.


eum..is that it?

you call that harrassment? ive been harassed worse by a rather small flea that managed to get into my bed one eveing.


hello chequito! it was great ot meet you and yours on sunday as well!

was i actually the first person you have ever sen fire staff? wow.....and secondly..im really not THAT good.....

anyone fancy a cream bun?

and could you all put your seat belts on now, as we are preparing to land.

Posted: 6th May 2003
no..they're creamy. and bun like.

Posted: 8th May 2003
I think you mean ninja dolphins.

Hey UCOF can I crash out in here? I'm very tired after spinning and getting my photo taken all night * dozes off under tartan travel rug*

Are we nearly there yet?

Posted: 8th May 2003
yeh sure sweetie..

just dont crush the tulips int the corner....been farming them all special like for some one inparticularly.

ahhhh...

right then..we are stopping here for about an hour so c@antus can go and find his self proclaimed shoe laces and then we will carry on the journey...

to the beach methinks.

fancy a ?

Posted: 8th May 2003
Shhh...he gets all defensive when you spell his name wrong -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 8th May 2003
*Wakes from slumber and remembers she had something important to tell UCOF*

I'm sooo sorry. You know I said yes to coming down to London the last weekend in May? Well I have realised that I cannot I have already got a prior committment to go to Alton Towers that weekend. The tickets are booked and everything so I am sorry a million times.

I promise to come down soon though but I'm not sure of the actual date. Summer Spinning is going to be difficult for me to get to this year because it's on a Sunday and I have to be at work at 10pm on Sunday night but I will sort something out.

Are we nearly there yet?

Posted: 9th May 2003
Re:- Thistle post

Spanner - They've already deported him - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 9th May 2003
well...suprisingly i have been back for about 2 to 3 weeks now...

only went there on a holiday with my dad for 3 days...had a really cool time..

im knackered...im going to bed...ive just watched macguyver...it rocks!


oh...and hello to you spanner...1st ever post in here..


sit back and skin up pls....im going down to the drivers cab to get some munchies..

Posted: 9th May 2003
sehr mude aber ich kann night schlafen.
ich habe meine deutsche muntliche prufung diese morgen gemacht, es war ganz gut.

which is nice...

Posted: 9th May 2003
hey there chins I got bored with my name so now im........ well look at it don't need to type it twice do i

hey good luck in your exams and stuff, its been aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages since i've see you whats with the contacts? are they blue or somethig wierd

yay i won't be so blind as of tommorrow i'm getting contacts too i'll be able to wave at people from the other end of the room and not give them a frowny squinty look and scare em away

and stuff

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

Posted: 10th May 2003
And one day you'll earn capital letters for your nick honey -

Hmmmm.......(*wanders off following some flying jam jars*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 10th May 2003
yes...capital letters..


oh guys...guess what i just found in a heap in the corner of the sleeping carrage!!

go on...guess..

Posted: 10th May 2003
Was it Snoopoi under a blanket?

Meh

Posted: 10th May 2003


you funny funny man...that joke will never grow old for you will it?

Posted: 10th May 2003

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 10th May 2003
seeyou next time i am southward bound.

Posted: 10th May 2003
Nope. I still remember her mum saying she'd lost Hayley then telling me the next day she'd found her under a blanket with you. Oh it was a classic....

Meh

Posted: 10th May 2003
i remember that moment very clearly.

Posted: 10th May 2003
i remember it in the same kind of blurry way i remember most things.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Posted: 10th May 2003
Go to bed it's 2 in the morning

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 10th May 2003
no, its 4:18am. your watch must be slow.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Posted: 10th May 2003
It is by an hour, but then it took you an hour to post back - x

Have a jelly


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Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 11th May 2003
ooooh..thank you.

i like jelly.


no...what i actually found in a heap in the corner of the train was my old carpet jacket...havent seen it for years!

*UCOF puts on his carpet jacket and spins round*]

whatdja think?

Posted: 11th May 2003
It's a carpet?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 11th May 2003
past tense... it was a carpet.....it is now a jacket..

Posted: 11th May 2003
I have a jacket potato. It didn't used to be a carpet though.


I can put it on the carpet but i fear it'll get all carpety.


What's with this sudden obsession with trying to get me to put my food on the floor?

A good deal of growr, some grr and quite a bit of snarl, spit and some biting. just a regular day at the office.

Posted: 12th May 2003
or grubby...


ooooh...havent seen you in the train before...

have have a bifta...bob marley stylee..

Posted: 12th May 2003
sorry...just love this song..

"Stay Positive"

Cos this world swallows souls
And when the blues unfold
It gets cold silence burns holes
You're going mad
Perhaps you always were
But when things was good you just didn't care
This is called irony
When you most need to get up you got no energy
Time and time shit'll happen
The dark shit's unwrapping
But no-one's listening your mates are laughing
Your brethren's ****ing and then you start hating
Your stomach starts churning and you mind starts turning.
So smoke another draw
It won't matter no more but the next day still feels sore
Rain taps on your window
Always did tho but you didn't hear it when things were so-so
You're on your own now
Your little zone you were born alone and believe me you'll die alone
Weed becomes a chore
You want the buzz back so you follow the others onto smack

Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive

Feels nice and still
Good thing about brown is it always will
It's easy, no-one blames you
It's that world out there that's ****ed you
You know less of a person and if God exists
He still loves you
Just remember that - the more you sink the further back from that brink
Maybe you've lifetime scars and you think tattoos might be more fitting
But who's picking?
Searching for yourself you find demons
Try and be a freeman and grasp that talisman
Cos your the same as I am
We all need our fellow man
We all need our samaritan.
Maybe I'm better looking than you tho
Maybe I've got more dough - but am I happier... no.
Get the love of a good girl and your world will be much richer than my world
And your happyness will uncurl

Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive

Stop dreaming
People who say that are blaspheming
They're doing nine to five and moaning
And they don't want you succeeding when theyve blown it
And you idols - who are they?
They too dreamt about their day
Positive steps will see your goals.
Whether it's dollars or control, feel the gold.
I aint helping you climb the ladder
I'm busy climbing mine.
That's how it's been since the dawn of time
If you reach a cul-de-sac
The world turns it's back
This is you zone, it's like blackjack
He might get the ace or the top one
So organise your two's and three's into a run then you'll have ****ed him son
And for that you'll be the better one
One last thing before you go though
When you feel better tommorow you'll be a hero
But never forget today. you could be back here
Things can stray
What if you see me in that window?
You won't help me I know.
That's cool, just keep walking where you go.
Carry on through the estate, stare at the geezers so they know you aint lightweight
And go see your mates
And when they don't look happy
Play them this tape

Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive

I hope you understand me
Just trying to stay positive
I aint no preaching ****er and I aint no do-goody-goody either
This is about when shit goes pear-shaped
And if you aren't or ever have been at rock bottom then good luck to you in the big wide world
But remember that one day shit might just start crumbling
Your bird might **** off or you might loose your job
It's when that happens that what I'm talking about will feel much more important to you
So if you aint feeling it, just be thankfull that everythings cool in your world
Respect to BC
Positivity
Positivity

Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive


its called "stay positive" and its by the streets.