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Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Posted:
hmmm..ive had an idea...
this descision has not been easy for me to make, but i feel that if i dont do it then i will fuk my exams up royally and fuk my life up...
im leaving this house....im leaving all my freinds...you (yes YOU..no, im talking to you, not anyone else).
you have all been a great inspiration and sources of help , trust, loyalty and freindship.
For that i thank you all.
you shall no longer see me here again.
goodbye, Jon
COS IM MOVING ONTO A TRAIN! yes, im leaving this chalet here....complete with mystical porcupine and moving onto a train, yes, a flying train, which can fly anywhere you want to go to!
it has a helicopter, a swimming pool, a hot tub, a pool table, a pub located at he rear, laminate flooring, water feature int eh corner, satellite TV, funky lighting, a chill out room, the worlds largest spliff (going around the train twice, dj hype and andy c in the corner with skibadee and det, a practice room, a room full of mirrors and a toilet, kitchen, many bedrooms, bathroom (gold plated everything), a drawing room, a colouring in room. and thats about it.
feel free to make yourselves at home, and sample some of this homegrown.
chocie brownine anyone?
[ 05. April 2003, 22:31: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
hmmm..ive had an idea...
this descision has not been easy for me to make, but i feel that if i dont do it then i will fuk my exams up royally and fuk my life up...
im leaving this house....im leaving all my freinds...you (yes YOU..no, im talking to you, not anyone else).
you have all been a great inspiration and sources of help , trust, loyalty and freindship.
For that i thank you all.
you shall no longer see me here again.
goodbye, Jon
COS IM MOVING ONTO A TRAIN! yes, im leaving this chalet here....complete with mystical porcupine and moving onto a train, yes, a flying train, which can fly anywhere you want to go to!
it has a helicopter, a swimming pool, a hot tub, a pool table, a pub located at he rear, laminate flooring, water feature int eh corner, satellite TV, funky lighting, a chill out room, the worlds largest spliff (going around the train twice, dj hype and andy c in the corner with skibadee and det, a practice room, a room full of mirrors and a toilet, kitchen, many bedrooms, bathroom (gold plated everything), a drawing room, a colouring in room. and thats about it.
feel free to make yourselves at home, and sample some of this homegrown.
chocie brownine anyone?
[ 05. April 2003, 22:31: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
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Posted:
Just dropped by to wave you on your way in your flying train
Just dropped by to wave you on your way in your flying train
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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Posted:
There are two things wrong with that pic you tried to add DsAdsyou've tried to link to the page not the imageyou've found a pic of a cat. Not an actual chinchilla
Nice try though....
Non-Https Image Link
There are two things wrong with that pic you tried to add DsAdsyou've tried to link to the page not the imageyou've found a pic of a cat. Not an actual chinchilla
Nice try though....
Non-Https Image Link
Meh
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Posted:
....and by Jingo it's an ugly cat too.....
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or is that my imagination?
....and by Jingo it's an ugly cat too.....
Non-Https Image Link
or is that my imagination?
Meh
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
HUGS and smiles and much love to you gorgeous... sorry to hear the sad news, having been there a few months ago I can only send you love and fairy dust to ease the sadness...
people die, but they never really leave us, they are just in the otehr room and they are definitely much alkive in our hearts
love and respect to you
Cass
HUGS and smiles and much love to you gorgeous... sorry to hear the sad news, having been there a few months ago I can only send you love and fairy dust to ease the sadness...
people die, but they never really leave us, they are just in the otehr room and they are definitely much alkive in our hearts
love and respect to you
Cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
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Posted:
HIII!!!!!!!!! I'm new member here haha, saw ur website. It is awesome! Also, tried e-mail for fun but end up it say unknown email. EK :-p hah....hope we get to chat sometimes.
HIII!!!!!!!!! I'm new member here haha, saw ur website. It is awesome! Also, tried e-mail for fun but end up it say unknown email. EK :-p hah....hope we get to chat sometimes.
~Cozy Heart~
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Posted:
ooh..cool thanks a lot people...
right...where shall we go first in my magical flying train?
the seaside?
the moon?
uzbekistan? (just to see if it REALLY does exist)
over there?
ooh..cool thanks a lot people...
right...where shall we go first in my magical flying train?
the seaside?
the moon?
uzbekistan? (just to see if it REALLY does exist)
over there?
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Jon, I'm really sorry to hear your sad news. Here have a virtual , will give you a proper one tomorrow at Spitz.
Flying train you say? Will it be like Hogwarts Express....oh please can it?
Can we please go somewhere hot, like Hawaii or something. Need to dust off that bikini and get me a tan...
MWAH!!
Jon, I'm really sorry to hear your sad news. Here have a virtual , will give you a proper one tomorrow at Spitz.
Flying train you say? Will it be like Hogwarts Express....oh please can it?
Can we please go somewhere hot, like Hawaii or something. Need to dust off that bikini and get me a tan...
MWAH!!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
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im not going spitz tomorrow tho....
read the spittalfields thread to find out why!
mmmmm...in a bikini you say? will bam be to?
sounds like a cunning plan....
im not going spitz tomorrow tho....
read the spittalfields thread to find out why!
mmmmm...in a bikini you say? will bam be to?
sounds like a cunning plan....
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Posted:
Yes we quite like bikini's destination is less important.....
Yes we quite like bikini's destination is less important.....
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Posted:
Hels, can you give him an extra hug from me tomorow at Spitz?
Hels, can you give him an extra hug from me tomorow at Spitz?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Posted:
did someone mention hugz?
*runs in, tackles Jon to the ground and hugglz him til he's blue in the face, and other bits too.....*
oh
and
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Chinchilla ` we like em!
did someone mention hugz?
*runs in, tackles Jon to the ground and hugglz him til he's blue in the face, and other bits too.....*
oh
and
Non-Https Image Link
Chinchilla ` we like em!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Posted:
See DsAds. Not a kitty....
See DsAds. Not a kitty....
Meh
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oh my dally days....mike...how many times do i have to say i wont be down spitz tonight as i have to do frigging IT coursework....it sucks monkey nuts... i want to be there tho
but i wont be.....which is a shame...
+ =
oh my dally days....mike...how many times do i have to say i wont be down spitz tonight as i have to do frigging IT coursework....it sucks monkey nuts... i want to be there tho
but i wont be.....which is a shame...
+ =
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Whats with all these Chinchillas?
You're not forming a commando unit made entirely of small rodents again, are you?
You remember what happened last time. The tiny fragile bodies of these beautiful creatures were not designed for the rigours of covert assault missions. I don't care that Chinchillas can jump higher than any other mammal smaller than a shoebox. They still can't carry a rifle. Thats just the facts, and the sooner you realise that, the happier you'll be.
Hows the coursework?
Is it purple and round and ball shaped like a purple ball?
Whats with all these Chinchillas?
You're not forming a commando unit made entirely of small rodents again, are you?
You remember what happened last time. The tiny fragile bodies of these beautiful creatures were not designed for the rigours of covert assault missions. I don't care that Chinchillas can jump higher than any other mammal smaller than a shoebox. They still can't carry a rifle. Thats just the facts, and the sooner you realise that, the happier you'll be.
Hows the coursework?
Is it purple and round and ball shaped like a purple ball?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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no..not any more....
its green and runny now...
i still havent gone near it....getting too near the deadline...i will get on with it now tho...thats apromise i make..
but i really really REALLY cant be bothered to...i dont want to...i hate the fuker!
oh look! a small magician.
anyway..where shall we go first in my flying magical train?
im getting kinda bored in the sidings...i want to leave..
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here a little number I tossed off recently in the carrabean.
Isnt it awfully nice to have a Penis,
Isnt it frightfully good to have a dong,
its swell to have a stiffy,
its divine to own a dick.
from the tiniset little tadger,
to the world biggest prick.
so three cheers for your willy or john thomas
hooray for your one eyed trouser snake,
your peice of pork,
your wifes best friend,
your percy or your cock,
you can wrap it up in ribbons,
you can slip it in a sock,
but dont take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock.
and you wont come back.
aaaaaahhhhhhthankyouverymuch
[ 10. April 2003, 00:30: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
no..not any more....
its green and runny now...
i still havent gone near it....getting too near the deadline...i will get on with it now tho...thats apromise i make..
but i really really REALLY cant be bothered to...i dont want to...i hate the fuker!
oh look! a small magician.
anyway..where shall we go first in my flying magical train?
im getting kinda bored in the sidings...i want to leave..
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here a little number I tossed off recently in the carrabean.
Isnt it awfully nice to have a Penis,
Isnt it frightfully good to have a dong,
its swell to have a stiffy,
its divine to own a dick.
from the tiniset little tadger,
to the world biggest prick.
so three cheers for your willy or john thomas
hooray for your one eyed trouser snake,
your peice of pork,
your wifes best friend,
your percy or your cock,
you can wrap it up in ribbons,
you can slip it in a sock,
but dont take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock.
and you wont come back.
aaaaaahhhhhhthankyouverymuch
[ 10. April 2003, 00:30: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
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*wanders in the room and suddenly becomes a seatbottom cushion that can be used as a floation device*
*wanders in the room and suddenly becomes a seatbottom cushion that can be used as a floation device*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Posted:
*Bounces in on a pink pogo stick then gets off and hands it to UCOF as a prezzy*
Hope you like it.
*realises she hasn't got a method of transport to get back to her thread so sits down and waits for someone to offer a lift*
*Bounces in on a pink pogo stick then gets off and hands it to UCOF as a prezzy*
Hope you like it.
*realises she hasn't got a method of transport to get back to her thread so sits down and waits for someone to offer a lift*
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Posted:
oh...thank you very much sexy!
(shame about the colour though...)
does it have bells and whistles on it?
no?
hows about bells and bam bam?
right...sodit...cos no one has told me where they want to go i shall decide
we are going to.......the sewage plant!
all aboard!!
oh...thank you very much sexy!
(shame about the colour though...)
does it have bells and whistles on it?
no?
hows about bells and bam bam?
right...sodit...cos no one has told me where they want to go i shall decide
we are going to.......the sewage plant!
all aboard!!
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Posted:
Can we stop off at the boot lace shop on the way please? I really really need new bootlaces....
Can we stop off at the boot lace shop on the way please? I really really need new bootlaces....
Meh
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Posted:
yep thats fine.
if you look out of the left window you will see Lightning... reliveing himself against a tree!
how lovely...
i shall say a poem to entertain us:
There is unrest in the Forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the Maples want more sunligh
And the Oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the Maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the Oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the Oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the Maples
Can't be happy in their shade?
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the Maples scream `Oppression!`
And the Oaks, just shake their heads
So the Maples formed a Union
And demanded equal rights
'The Oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more Oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw ...
[ 10. April 2003, 08:44: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
yep thats fine.
if you look out of the left window you will see Lightning... reliveing himself against a tree!
how lovely...
i shall say a poem to entertain us:
There is unrest in the Forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the Maples want more sunligh
And the Oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the Maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the Oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the Oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the Maples
Can't be happy in their shade?
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the Maples scream `Oppression!`
And the Oaks, just shake their heads
So the Maples formed a Union
And demanded equal rights
'The Oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more Oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw ...
[ 10. April 2003, 08:44: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
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Posted:
Can we stop at the Noodle shop too please? i feel like having noodles for breakfast....
and now, seeing as page six here seems to have been relegated to verse, i shall now recite a highly important poem.
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done so all my life!
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on the knife!
Can we stop at the Noodle shop too please? i feel like having noodles for breakfast....
and now, seeing as page six here seems to have been relegated to verse, i shall now recite a highly important poem.
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done so all my life!
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on the knife!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Posted:
oh my god!
you knwo that poem too!
i used ot say that when i was 6!!
havent heard it in years!!
yes of course we can stop off at the noodle shop.
oh my god!
you knwo that poem too!
i used ot say that when i was 6!!
havent heard it in years!!
yes of course we can stop off at the noodle shop.
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Can we go to the chocolate shop?
Alice
Can we go to the chocolate shop?
Alice
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Posted:
You're not going to get very near the chocolate shop today, particularly on a pink pogo stick. That mysterious Mr Wonka has announced a most marvellous contest. He has hidden 10 Golden Shards of Glass in packs of his Wonka Special Reserve ButteryFudge. The ten lucky children who lacerate their mouths with them shall be given a free tour of his factory and a lifetimes supply of Strawberry Laces (which isn't that good, because even though strawberry laces are really nice, they start tasting nasty after you eat about three packets in an hour. Believe me i know). Yeah so anyway, the chocolate shops packed with sugar zealots on a crazy blissed out fudge trip.
I suggest you go to the zoo. They have monkeys.
You're not going to get very near the chocolate shop today, particularly on a pink pogo stick. That mysterious Mr Wonka has announced a most marvellous contest. He has hidden 10 Golden Shards of Glass in packs of his Wonka Special Reserve ButteryFudge. The ten lucky children who lacerate their mouths with them shall be given a free tour of his factory and a lifetimes supply of Strawberry Laces (which isn't that good, because even though strawberry laces are really nice, they start tasting nasty after you eat about three packets in an hour. Believe me i know). Yeah so anyway, the chocolate shops packed with sugar zealots on a crazy blissed out fudge trip.
I suggest you go to the zoo. They have monkeys.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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WANTED!! COUPLE WITH YOUNG BOY CALLED OR PERHAPS JUST IN POSESSION OF SOME CHARLIE!!
Young fun couple wanted to position themselves at adjacent end of my bed. Young boy wanted to provide cups of tea, choccie and roll up on demand.
Since I put a tv in my room and since the weather turned brrrr again, Kota and I have been eating, sleeping, reading, watching tv and smoking in bed and am beginning to feel like I need another couple just to truly capture that whole Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory grandparents living in their bed experience
WANTED!! COUPLE WITH YOUNG BOY CALLED OR PERHAPS JUST IN POSESSION OF SOME CHARLIE!!
Young fun couple wanted to position themselves at adjacent end of my bed. Young boy wanted to provide cups of tea, choccie and roll up on demand.
Since I put a tv in my room and since the weather turned brrrr again, Kota and I have been eating, sleeping, reading, watching tv and smoking in bed and am beginning to feel like I need another couple just to truly capture that whole Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory grandparents living in their bed experience
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh soo thats why i found a shard of glass in my chocolate? Damn and i threw it out
But i still want to go to the chocolate shop. But i'll settle for the Zoo as long as they do pink flamingos?
Alice
Oh soo thats why i found a shard of glass in my chocolate? Damn and i threw it out
But i still want to go to the chocolate shop. But i'll settle for the Zoo as long as they do pink flamingos?
Alice
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
SILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
the peas n honey poem is almost as good as the burp one.....
*burp*
Pardon me for being so rude!
it was not me, it was my food.
it got so lonely down below,
it just popped up to say.... HELLO!
the peas n honey poem is almost as good as the burp one.....
*burp*
Pardon me for being so rude!
it was not me, it was my food.
it got so lonely down below,
it just popped up to say.... HELLO!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
Posted:
i just realised that i had NEVER posted on thid thread!
well i have now! love you babe
i just realised that i had NEVER posted on thid thread!
well i have now! love you babe
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
SILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
Woohoo, Reading Tickets!!
Apparently, they're not going to be sent out until a couple of weeks before the festival, but I'll make sure you get your ticket when they turn up on my doorstep.
Woohoo, Reading Tickets!!
Apparently, they're not going to be sent out until a couple of weeks before the festival, but I'll make sure you get your ticket when they turn up on my doorstep.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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