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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
Miaow..
*nuzzle*
Miaow..
*nuzzle*
Mieow..
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
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i've got a luverly bunch o' coconuts....
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i've got a luverly bunch o' coconuts....
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
speaking of which...
Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
python is taking over the world!
speaking of which...
Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
python is taking over the world!
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Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
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Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Posted:
My turn to ask you some ?'s then....
Fav thing about you? (like smile, personality traits etc)
Which sock do you put on 1st? L or R?
God, nothing, or something else entirely?
Are student loans a good thing?
Are Kiwis too obsest (soz spelln??) with Rugby?
Guys have 'it' easier or girls?
Ever made a snow angel?
Ever peed on an electric fence?
whats the one thing you love to do the most - the thing that totally sets or heart on fire and makes your body tingle all over - the thing that is yours and keeps you safe and warm in you own little world???
hehe - i could go on you know - but i won't.
NIGHT!
My turn to ask you some ?'s then....
Fav thing about you? (like smile, personality traits etc)
Which sock do you put on 1st? L or R?
God, nothing, or something else entirely?
Are student loans a good thing?
Are Kiwis too obsest (soz spelln??) with Rugby?
Guys have 'it' easier or girls?
Ever made a snow angel?
Ever peed on an electric fence?
whats the one thing you love to do the most - the thing that totally sets or heart on fire and makes your body tingle all over - the thing that is yours and keeps you safe and warm in you own little world???
hehe - i could go on you know - but i won't.
NIGHT!
Why be a second rate version of somebody else when you can be a first rate version of yourself!
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
::does a little happy dance::
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME... I am in your thread I am in your threa today ....
I am seriously happy though cause this is driving me crazy ... hope the rest of my HoP problems gets solved
hey ... it is nice in here... and warm .... can I take a nap on your counch honey ? while you answer krystel s questions (what on earth is a snow angel anyway ??? )
shine on
Cass
::does a little happy dance::
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME... I am in your thread I am in your threa today ....
I am seriously happy though cause this is driving me crazy ... hope the rest of my HoP problems gets solved
hey ... it is nice in here... and warm .... can I take a nap on your counch honey ? while you answer krystel s questions (what on earth is a snow angel anyway ??? )
shine on
Cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
And of course I meant COUCH not counch ... your counch is sacred of course
And of course I meant COUCH not counch ... your counch is sacred of course
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Yawn - I think I will just snuggle up here and take a nap also. Wake me up when the kettle's boiled
Yawn - I think I will just snuggle up here and take a nap also. Wake me up when the kettle's boiled
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
ooh...its a cass...you are more than welcome my dearest to sleep on my counch or my couch anytime you like...you are very special.
humour
no preference
nothing
yes, fantastic
no, rugby is cool and a very good reason for a random piss up..
dunno
yes
no
hugging in bed..
fyi cass...a snow angle is where you like on your back int eh snow and move your arms up and down and your legs together and apart whcih when you get up looks like an angel...
oh....things!
ooh...its a cass...you are more than welcome my dearest to sleep on my counch or my couch anytime you like...you are very special.
humour
no preference
nothing
yes, fantastic
no, rugby is cool and a very good reason for a random piss up..
dunno
yes
no
hugging in bed..
fyi cass...a snow angle is where you like on your back int eh snow and move your arms up and down and your legs together and apart whcih when you get up looks like an angel...
oh....things!
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
i have to say, thats just the BEST song for juggling to
its got such a luverly rhythm
and plus its heaps fun to put on a funny english accent to sing it....
whats that you say?
YOU are english?
oh deary.....
i have to say, thats just the BEST song for juggling to
its got such a luverly rhythm
and plus its heaps fun to put on a funny english accent to sing it....
whats that you say?
YOU are english?
oh deary.....
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
Here, what's going on, are you gunna come take the couch outta my thread or what?
Here, what's going on, are you gunna come take the couch outta my thread or what?
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
no...thought you could keep it.
im happy here in my train and we are currently over the moon....someone pushed smallboy out about 5 mins ago so there is noone to hog all the sPliffs.
anyone fancy a cuppa?
no...thought you could keep it.
im happy here in my train and we are currently over the moon....someone pushed smallboy out about 5 mins ago so there is noone to hog all the sPliffs.
anyone fancy a cuppa?
Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
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Location: la-la land
Posted:
Have you got any biccies hunny? I'm hungry! and it's miles till lunch... - I found some chocolate digestives - can't tell how long they been here tho, choccie is a bit melted, but they taste ok.. munch munch - fank you!
It's Happy Thursday and the sun is shining!
It's Happy Thursday and the sun is shining!
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
no...its bouncy friday and the sun is setting.
much welcome sexy....just make sure you leave the milk chocolate hobnobs...cos there for me and snoopoi.
i think we need some jelly and ice cream..
no...its bouncy friday and the sun is setting.
much welcome sexy....just make sure you leave the milk chocolate hobnobs...cos there for me and snoopoi.
i think we need some jelly and ice cream..
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
actually, its saturday, and right about midday....
EEP!
i think i'll probably go back to bed shortly. Jon, have you got sleeping carraiges on this train of yours?
actually, its saturday, and right about midday....
EEP!
i think i'll probably go back to bed shortly. Jon, have you got sleeping carraiges on this train of yours?
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
happy saturday to you
happy saturday to you
happy saturday dear UCOF....
happy saturday to YOU!
eeeeeeep!
how go things?
Hope you're good and well (not a small brick structure with a bucket, the other 'well'....) and smiling and stuff.
fluff and cheese and a big barrel of unfreezable stuff
happy saturday to you
happy saturday to you
happy saturday dear UCOF....
happy saturday to YOU!
eeeeeeep!
how go things?
Hope you're good and well (not a small brick structure with a bucket, the other 'well'....) and smiling and stuff.
fluff and cheese and a big barrel of unfreezable stuff
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
hee hee...unfreezable stuff is cool!!
anyhoo...im havig a great time in germany learning devil sticks whcih reminds me i must chage my intro when i get back to blighty.
so...i have 2 minutes and 14 seconds left of credit on the internet at the hostel....i shoul be going out to devilstick/poi/juggle in the lurvelz sunnyshine thingy outside..
so i will...
bam and rosty your cough coughs are being bought today or tomorrow...
to you all..
UCOF.
hee hee...unfreezable stuff is cool!!
anyhoo...im havig a great time in germany learning devil sticks whcih reminds me i must chage my intro when i get back to blighty.
so...i have 2 minutes and 14 seconds left of credit on the internet at the hostel....i shoul be going out to devilstick/poi/juggle in the lurvelz sunnyshine thingy outside..
so i will...
bam and rosty your cough coughs are being bought today or tomorrow...
to you all..
UCOF.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
arent the A-team the best buys of guys in the world... they were amazing..
suddenlky UCOF turns into a huge black man (shut it smallboy!), puts of loads of gold stuff, a red t-shirt asnd a pair of dungarees.
I AINT GETTIN IN NO HELLICOPPER!
FOOL!
can you guess who i am?
arent the A-team the best buys of guys in the world... they were amazing..
suddenlky UCOF turns into a huge black man (shut it smallboy!), puts of loads of gold stuff, a red t-shirt asnd a pair of dungarees.
I AINT GETTIN IN NO HELLICOPPER!
FOOL!
can you guess who i am?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
Are you the Fonz??
Are you the Fonz??
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Coolio?
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Not much in the way of gold, but lots in the way of "fool"-ness.......oh and this picture looks like he's on smack
Coolio?
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Not much in the way of gold, but lots in the way of "fool"-ness.......oh and this picture looks like he's on smack
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
is it jimmy saville...?
is it jimmy saville...?
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
wel..cole's the closest..
wel..cole's the closest..
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mr T
Mr T
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Random A-team related balthering: I was horrified when I realised George Preppard was 'Fred' from Breakfast at Tiffany's!
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Random A-team related balthering: I was horrified when I realised George Preppard was 'Fred' from Breakfast at Tiffany's!
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to
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Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
simian.....
i thought you posted here last sunday?
where is it? ..no,....the post...not sunday....i know where sunday is..
simian.....
i thought you posted here last sunday?
where is it? ..no,....the post...not sunday....i know where sunday is..
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Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably
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Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably
Posted:
Maybe he was just trying to confuse you?
Maybe he was just trying to confuse you?
"Thats very confusing"
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
but i was sitting right next to him when he posted it tho...
and i thought it was you that was the lord of doodleberries..erm..confusion..
simian couldnt confuse an already confused grape...cos i was with him all weekend and he couldnt confuse me whatsoever..
but i was sitting right next to him when he posted it tho...
and i thought it was you that was the lord of doodleberries..erm..confusion..
simian couldnt confuse an already confused grape...cos i was with him all weekend and he couldnt confuse me whatsoever..
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Of course i couldn't confuse an already confused grape. There are a number of reasons (raisins):
1) It is already confused, so even if i were to in some way perform an ordinarily confusing action, i could only aggravate its currant confusion, not change it from an unconfused state to a confused one, which is the definition of 'to confuse'
2) Grapes have no sensory equipment, so i can have no influence upon its inner state.
3) Grapes have no inner state as they lack brain, nervous system and therefore, from the cosmological standpoint i currantly inhabit, have no mind. With mind an entity may be, and probably is, confused. Without mind an entity just probably is.
4) Bugger off you pesky mentalist
Of course i couldn't confuse an already confused grape. There are a number of reasons (raisins):
1) It is already confused, so even if i were to in some way perform an ordinarily confusing action, i could only aggravate its currant confusion, not change it from an unconfused state to a confused one, which is the definition of 'to confuse'
2) Grapes have no sensory equipment, so i can have no influence upon its inner state.
3) Grapes have no inner state as they lack brain, nervous system and therefore, from the cosmological standpoint i currantly inhabit, have no mind. With mind an entity may be, and probably is, confused. Without mind an entity just probably is.
4) Bugger off you pesky mentalist
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
i think point 5 made the most sense to me..
i think point 5 made the most sense to me..
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54 posts
Location: Sheffield, England
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Location: Sheffield, England
Posted:
I shall now comence harrassment.
If you were never born would you exist ?
Is existence a function of thought ?
Have you ever eaten somthing so repulsive you had 2 do it again just to check ?
If so what ?
Is fallin in love really as Stephen Tyler said"hard on the Knees"?
Do niga dolphins fight samuri sharks with throwing starfish ?
If you were to pickle an entire person wudn't it be cool ?
I shall now comence harrassment.
If you were never born would you exist ?
Is existence a function of thought ?
Have you ever eaten somthing so repulsive you had 2 do it again just to check ?
If so what ?
Is fallin in love really as Stephen Tyler said"hard on the Knees"?
Do niga dolphins fight samuri sharks with throwing starfish ?
If you were to pickle an entire person wudn't it be cool ?
An innocent child will usually have the most evil intentions
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25 posts
Location: Tokyo
25 posts
Location: Tokyo
Posted:
Here is a little greeting from me.
It was nice meeting people on Sunday at Jez and Simian's. I haven't seen anyone doing Fire staff before!!
See you later this evening!! I will be in Spitalfield.
Here is a little greeting from me.
It was nice meeting people on Sunday at Jez and Simian's. I haven't seen anyone doing Fire staff before!!
See you later this evening!! I will be in Spitalfield.
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