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Login/Join to ParticipateCorporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Name: Charles (AKA INFERNO, Jimmy the Juggler, Krazy Karl, Oliver Twist)
Age: 27 (until 4th of June)
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Your favourite website/s: Home of Poi, BalloonHQ.com, rec.alt.unicycling
Favourite Toys: Firestaffs, Fiance, Unicycles, Sculpting Balloons, Juggling balls etc etc
Been twirling for: ??? Not sure now, um, I think 3 years???
Occupation: ??? Firedancer, Juggler, Unicyclist etc etc, oh, and, when I have time, I'm the Public Training Consultant at the New Zealand Institute of Management. But looking to drop that when I can.
Hobbies: See Toys. Also, live poetry, Fiance, Crowd Dynamics, Fiance, Science History, Chess, Teaching English, Volunteer Counselling, Fiance, etc etc etc
Music: Same as Pele "All music genres have notable artists, not all artists have notable music. I'll listen to anything once, after that it depends on mood."
Movies: Toy Story, Princess Bride, Shine, Chasing Amy
Books: Any Orson Scott Card, Terry Pratchett, Alan Dean Foster
Favourite Colour: Blue
Favourite Quote/Saying:
"People being people"
"I like dogs, dogs are my favourite people" Anonymous
Favourite Food (KFC) -but only on Saturdays!
Best Advice Ever Given
1. "Don't worry what people think of you, they are far too busy worrying what you think of them"- Dinah
2. "Life's not fair" Dad
15 days to go til I marry my wonderful beautiful gorgeous angel (1st of June)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ 15 May 2002, 16:48: Message edited by: Charles (INFERNO) ]
EDITED_BY: Charles (1136247588)
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Shut up Patrick! 
No I actually I'm taller. 
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: Patrick the Wu Shu Badger
No longer can Charles doubt the existence of the Dancing Homer!Hey Valura??? Is it still taller than Gidg?
*snort snort!!*
homer is taller than her!!!
funnily enough he is taller than me too!!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
LOL! That's funny! Doh!
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Actually, all I've seen is a picture of a rather well made large Homer.
I am still riddled with doubt as to whether it can dance, a skill which may well earn it the term, "Dancing Homer"!
(but I appreciate the picture...somehow I'd assumed he would be in his mascot costume, not a BBQ getup...)
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Charles I honestly saw the same thing in Erina Fair in Gosford. You move and he starts dancing. Just think of the psychological effect it will have on their baby!
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
I am stil riddled with doubt until I see it in person...
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Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
* FREEDOM AIR----->will that be credit card cheque or cash?*
LOL
i think the baby will say HOMER before it says mummy...
EDITED_BY: Valura (1108866392)
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
LOL! That brought an episode to mind!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
yeah... The one where homer is trying toteach bart to say daddy and he will only say 'homer"
*lisa* "dabid hassel-hoff"
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Truly the best show on tv. 
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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A whats all this about mandate anyway, Patrick...?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
But was my scrabble answer right
? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Deleted my earlier post, so that no one can misconstrue what I wrote. Let me state that I think Charles is a great moderator!!!! And in no way was it directed at him.
I hope Charles can accept my apology!
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
If it helps your ego any I think you're the 2nd best Mod in the whole HoPiverse.
Unless Malcolm counts as a mod then you're 3rd.
Or if Josh is still playing....
Meh
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Suck up Patrick.
Hello Charles
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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Hi Gidg! How are you...
Written by:Yes, Who will have the next move?
But was my scrabble answer right ?
And Patrick, no need to suck up, in fact, I can't even remember what it was all about anymore...
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*wanders in and moves some of the furniture*
Meh
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I'm doing great Charles. Australia is fantastic!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*wanders through thread. Leaves with 1 more sofa than he came in with*
Meh
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Hey! That Sofa had the Scrabble board on it!
Help Help, someone stole my Sofa, and it even had a capital letter!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Cantus!!!!! Bring back that sofa!!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*pushes a recently upholstered sofa back into the room*
Meh
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
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Location: Staines, United Kingdom
* wonders into thread and turns the gas on*
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
*gasp* You're even up to your naughty tricks in the scary moderator mans thread William! I'm shocked! Although I admire your bravery....... don't you know that Charles has one of the scariest 'BOO's in the business!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
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Location: Staines, United Kingdom
lol i fear no man when i pepped on painkillers
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Scary? Have you seen him?
Charles is the most moderate of all the moderators.
He doesn't even shout at his son. He does this chastising thing that works much better....
It's so cute
Meh
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
(Chastises C@ntus for failing to keep up his HoP-Cred).
(Chastises PyroWill for using what seemed like a drug reference in his own thread, but may be overreacting)
(Is about to chastise Skullduggery, thinks better of it and goes "Boo!" instead...)
Now, can anyone tell poor, slightly-colourblind Charles what colour the old sofda is? And where is the scrabble set ythat was on it...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
*pouts and sulks*
I wanted to be chastised. If I hide all the scrabble tiles inside Wills nappy will you chastise me then.... huh?.... huh? ..... will ya? Oh go on! Its been so long since I had a proper chastising.... it doesn't need to be a grand big one.... just a little one will do........
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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