Posted:I cant firedance... FACT. I tried and nearly killed myself. Does this mean that

a) im not welcome
b) im a failure at life in general
c) you dont like me

please tell because i tried... i really did! But the bruising became too much + my boyf is so good at it i fealt a total twat in trying anymore.

Im not a bad person right?

I can draw and read tarot cards though...


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Y.T.
hopeless addict
Location: nodnoL
Member Since: 8th Apr 2003
Total posts: 121
Posted:i just think it means you haven't practiced enough...

and it doesn't make you a bad person if it did 99.9999999% of the world would be bad people. I think it's closer to about 25%.

the tarot card think does give you extra points though...

(s)luke


Ninjas NEVER give up!

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simian
simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Oct 2002
Total posts: 3149
Posted:well obviously you're still welcome.

fire is overrated.

if you can't firedance, can you dance?


"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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Posted:i can dance..... oh yes..... mwah ha ha ha

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simian
simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Oct 2002
Total posts: 3149
Posted:i don't beleive you tongue
prove it!
i demand you dance for us.


"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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Posted:done

watch me move in highly secutive mannerisms

*bump and grind*
*pole dancing*
*strip tease*

nah... it'll make britney spears jealous, ill stop now.

WINK WINK

i only lapdance for my boyfriend but he gets embarrassed by it so he wont let me. oh well


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andythepoi
andythepoi

addict
Location: manchester, uk
Member Since: 4th Jun 2004
Total posts: 508
Posted:he's a mentalist....if it was me i'd be saying....put the kettle on honey and make a cuppa chai babe....and when ya come back out the kitchen, bring the bloody pole with ya biggrin

It's smashing to be back x

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Posted:who needs a pole when you have a bf?
EDITED_BY: Fire+Cat=Woof (1096327405)


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andythepoi
andythepoi

addict
Location: manchester, uk
Member Since: 4th Jun 2004
Total posts: 508
Posted:lol...first time for everything i spose!

It's smashing to be back x

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Posted:i wouldnt know. im very innocent + pure. BAH- who am i kidding?

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andythepoi
andythepoi

addict
Location: manchester, uk
Member Since: 4th Jun 2004
Total posts: 508
Posted:lol..this morning i might have believed that...after tonight..ha ha ha ha

It's smashing to be back x

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Posted:i need someone to teach me how to firedance properly.

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andythepoi
andythepoi

addict
Location: manchester, uk
Member Since: 4th Jun 2004
Total posts: 508
Posted:hmm i WONDER where ya could meet someone who's really good at it and likes you so much they might consider teaching you a few moves...

thinks...





still thinking...




it REALLY is a shame, i dunno...that your BOYFRIEND cant spin eh! lol...lunatic...aint you asked him?


It's smashing to be back x

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Posted:he doesnt like doing things with me

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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:oh come on lianne, u know i'd be happy to teach u

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Posted:well i dont want you to teach me

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andythepoi
andythepoi

addict
Location: manchester, uk
Member Since: 4th Jun 2004
Total posts: 508
Posted:andy nods a heartfelt apology to both of ya and ...erm....backs away talking about stocks and shares before he causes bad vibes n a fight frown

It's smashing to be back x

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Posted:its nothing to do with you. your innocent

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:what exactly is fire dancing?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Posted:Farting around with sticks or chains that are on fire trying to be graceful.

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:yaaayyy that means i can do it....only after alot of practise though...damned ballet school and their strict rules...tell me i'm too chunky....

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Posted:Im going to bed now. I have to walk through woods.... on my own. If i die- know this. I didnt do it.

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...{SAFE}...
...{SAFE}...

"if i jump in the fire, will you?"
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA
Member Since: 1st Jul 2004
Total posts: 633
Posted:i heard , that all you have to do is get a bit drunk/tipsy , and the you can fire dance!!!

"i do not participate nor do i practice this outrageious idea"


i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !

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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:walk safe smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Posted:is that that thing where you get covered in brandy, set fire to yourself and dance to Love Shack?

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Posted:stop telling me to walk safe!

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...{SAFE}...

"if i jump in the fire, will you?"
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA
Member Since: 1st Jul 2004
Total posts: 633
Posted:hey , have you seen that guy from R.E.M dance ? if that is all that dancing is , then im sure that you can firedance!!!

"mike stipe has nothing on you"


i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka
Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK
Member Since: 26th Jun 2004
Total posts: 385
Posted:They guy from R.E.M is great hahaha. He makes me cry with laughter cause of his complete lack of rhythm

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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