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Twister Fire Starter ridin on a tratter
Location: Bristol/Exeter UK
Member Since: 27th Oct 2003
Total posts: 156
Posted:A monkey and a donkey are having a fight. Who would win? Why?

The best answer will win a surprise!



How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...
Member Since: 7th Mar 2002
Total posts: 1903
Posted:The monkey hands down, because the monkey has thumbs which can hold his purple banana ray-gun. The donkey's straw sheild wouldn't hold up for even three seconds...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

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