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1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
And owlbears.
Oh My!
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I did? Wow. Go me
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*cleans in anticipation of long absence*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*anticipates trashing it during the long absence*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*starts the anticipated trashing*
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
OI! Get out of my thread you evil hobos!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*moons clarence*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*flashes balls at Rouge*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
you have balls? i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Yup. Glow balls. I keep them on the end of long strings.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Can I touch them?
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Better... You can spin them around above your head!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
*squelches smelly mud into the thread*
How's things? *rollsmile*
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
Member
33 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
EYY (attempting to be the fonz)
where's the beer at?
insert witty statement here
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*Passes isol8ed beer**sings 'isolated' song from Mighty Boosh*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Bees!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I spent afternoon tea-time watching bees on the HoP lavender ...
Fascinating!!!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I spent my afternoon staying out of the cold weather. No bees around here.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I spent my afternoon hiding from hot weather that was cold.
(30 is cold compared to 40 but is still hot!)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I spent my afternoon...watching Scrubs
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Owner of burningoftheclavey 
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Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
CAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Cake? Where? I want cake.
And I just lost...
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Haven't you seen the thread in Social Chat that Moka posted? We're all free now
https://www.xkcd.com/391/
Long time no see Miss Clare .All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hi Roar!! How are youuuuuuuu?!
It's been ages!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*looks at cobwebs*
*shakes head*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Oi! that one's Charlotte's Web!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Well Charlotte seems to have moved house.
*dusts*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ha ha that's so cool! Thanks Rougie!
I'm actually making a fairy cake this weekend for my party.
Here's hoping it turns out alright.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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