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1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Is it relevant to you losing the game?
If not, it is now
*steals Clarence's rubber ducky and runs back to his thread*
ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey 
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
NOOOOOO!!!!
FRANK!!!!! (the third)!!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Procrastination, it's my occupation
Procrastination, I like it a lot.
ProcrastiNation. Inhabitants are the Procrastis.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
You've only got 1 more day. You can start building the nation's Biggest Ball of Lint after tomorrow, when you have thyme.
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hmm... I think at work tonight I'll start a new elastic band ball. Someone killed my old one.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiaKtHSAy7U
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*opens closet door in Pirates of the Carribeanesque fashion*
"Hello, Poppet"
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
:coveredinbees:
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I'm not sure if this a good or bad thing ... I can sing the whole rubber ducky song.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
hee hee - that's a good thing! We can do a duet!
"All for one and Crunchies for us!!"
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Awww, I got excited because I thought you said duel...
*puts his lightsaber away*
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I choose to believe that it's a good thing. If it's not, my world will crumble.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I have the rubber ducky song stuck in my head
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*runs in*
*cuts thread in half*
*runs away and hides*
Kupo!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
how long is a piece of thread?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
original - hah!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Written by: jarle
*runs in*
*cuts thread in half*
*runs away and hides*
Does that mean that half my pages are now blank, or that the thread was orginally twice as long as it is currently?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
CQ - YES.
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
It means that you can only use one eye to read it.
No depth perception for you! Or less of it in any case.
Kupo!
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
a cyclops duck
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quick! Steal the sheep!
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Whoops..
I get distracted by real life for a few days, and here I am stuck on page 4?! You've gotta be kidding me!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*steals the sheep and runs away, wooop-woop-woop-wpwpwpwpwp'ing all the way*
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
yeah - and we know what ozzy blokes do with sheep!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Protect them from the Kiwi blokes?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
Protect them from the Kiwi blokes?
Oooh SNAP!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
And the award for 'First Person To Make Me Laugh Today' goes to Rougie!
Kupo!
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
who is also the inaugural winner of the toasted dragon award for inaccurate, flip comments ...
smartass
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*adds it to the cabinet full of smartarse awards*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
BUMP
I believe you mentioned lygers?
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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