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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooooooo Zen Skulduggery! I like the idea of that. I think I'll take that up as a hobby!
Oooooooooo Zen Skulduggery! I like the idea of that. I think I'll take that up as a hobby! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*sniff* I've got a stinking cold and just want to whine about it! *sniff* Its really getting *sniff* on my nerves. My Noes is *sniff* bright red and my tongue *sniff* feels all furry, as if someone *sniff* has layed a thick shag pile carpet on it. *sniff* I've scrubbed it with my toothbrush *sniff* but to no avail. I've drunk lots of whiskey *sniff* and eaten *sniff* a very hot *sniff* curry in the hope *sniff* of killing it *sniff* off. I also feel like I've got 2 *sniff* golf balls stuck in my throat. Accursed viruses!
*sniff* I've got a stinking cold and just want to whine about it! *sniff* Its really getting *sniff* on my nerves. My Noes is *sniff* bright red and my tongue *sniff* feels all furry, as if someone *sniff* has layed a thick shag pile carpet on it. *sniff* I've scrubbed it with my toothbrush *sniff* but to no avail. I've drunk lots of whiskey *sniff* and eaten *sniff* a very hot *sniff* curry in the hope *sniff* of killing it *sniff* off. I also feel like I've got 2 *sniff* golf balls stuck in my throat. Accursed viruses!
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
You have my sympathies, I've just gotten over a real nasty cold. Try putting some Albas POil into an oil burner and shut the doors. Worked a treat for releiving the symptoms
Get well soon!!
You have my sympathies, I've just gotten over a real nasty cold. Try putting some Albas POil into an oil burner and shut the doors. Worked a treat for releiving the symptoms
Get well soon!!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Thanks Dunc (wearing a face mask so as not to pass on any girlie germs) Good to hear you have recovered.
I'm ok. I just felt the need to whine and winge a bit. At least its given me a deep sexy growl to my voice & an excuse to drink lots of whiskey.... so its not all bad!
Thanks Dunc
(wearing a face mask so as not to pass on any girlie germs) Good to hear you have recovered.I'm ok. I just felt the need to whine and winge a bit. At least its given me a deep sexy growl to my voice & an excuse to drink lots of whiskey.... so its not all bad!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yeah keep neckin that whiskey girl!
*imagines Mariella Frostrup voice*
Yeah keep neckin that whiskey girl! *imagines Mariella Frostrup voice*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
not quite a Frostrup yet Dunc.... I'll have to work on it a bit. Maybe if I go and stand out in the rain for a bit it will help it on its way?
not quite a Frostrup yet Dunc.... I'll have to work on it a bit. Maybe if I go and stand out in the rain for a bit it will help it on its way? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
*I have an urgetn announcement*
Dug, Is really a 65 year old trucker called Norman. He told me so on MSN today.
Here is a picture it took me hours to find of him:
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*WARNING WARNING WARNING*
*I have an urgetn announcement*
Dug, Is really a 65 year old trucker called Norman. He told me so on MSN today.
Here is a picture it took me hours to find of him:
Non-Https Image Link
*WARNING WARNING WARNING*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Damn UCoF you promised never to tell!
(psssssst you could have picked a nice looking truck driver for me to be and a nicer truck. That ones mingin'!! It says "yellow" on the side and its clearly ORANGE!!)
Damn UCoF you promised never to tell!
(psssssst you could have picked a nice looking truck driver for me to be and a nicer truck. That ones mingin'!! It says "yellow" on the side and its clearly ORANGE!!)
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
What?
That bloke is YOU!!
What?
That bloke is YOU!!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Here is the truth of the matter UCoF. You just fancied him and THATS why you chose him.
P.S. Dance lil ferret dance! is my MI5 name but Shhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone.
Written by: MSN
Dance lil ferrret dance! says:
oh dear me
Unborn Children On Fire says:
what? LOL!
Dance lil ferrret dance! says:
well you could have picked a nicer looking truck driver to be me!
Unborn Children On Fire says:
sorry...I thought he was really sexy.
Here is the truth of the matter UCoF. You just fancied him and THATS why you chose him.
P.S. Dance lil ferret dance! is my MI5 name but Shhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone.
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Im sorry.
I never said any of that.
Im sorry.
I never said any of that.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
OOOOOOOoooooooooo you lil fibber!
OOOOOOOoooooooooo you lil fibber!
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh no!!! And all this time I thought you were a nice welsh girl
oh no!!! And all this time I thought you were a nice welsh girl
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Ah well! The truth is out, I'm a pot bellied 65 year old trucker that can't tell yellow from orange
*sigh* and my name....is.....N.......Nor.......Norm.....Norman 
Ah well! The truth is out, I'm a pot bellied 65 year old trucker that can't tell yellow from orange
*sigh* and my name....is.....N.......Nor.......Norm.....Norman Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
Hey Norm!
Hey Norm!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
(carefully) Patrick
(carefully) Patrick Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Hey Norm! .... I mean Skully!!!! How tricks? Didn't know that you could drive a big rig.
Hey Norm! .... I mean Skully!!!! How tricks? Didn't know that you could drive a big rig.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Posted:
that would depend on what kind of big rig you mean Gidg
that would depend on what kind of big rig you mean Gidg Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery
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playing the days away
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Posted:
Gidg said drive not ride you filthy minx Skully!!
Gidg said drive not ride you filthy minx Skully!!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooooooooooo Spank me hun spank me!
Ooooooooooooooo Spank me hun spank me! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
erm....you aren't enjoying this by any chance are you?
erm....you aren't enjoying this by any chance are you?
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Posted:
Who me??? Would I???
Who me??? Would I??? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
i would.
i would.
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
we know you would Spanky Spanker Spangler! And other words beginning with S !
we know you would Spanky Spanker Spangler! And other words beginning with S !
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Spider, spit, sphinx, spigot, sobriquet?
Spider, spit, sphinx, spigot, sobriquet?
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
sobriquet, soubriquet
noun [C] FORMAL
a name given to someone or something which is not their real or official name;
Awesome!! That means nick name! See you learn something new every day! HoP is educational in many ways
sobriquet, soubriquet
noun [C] FORMAL
a name given to someone or something which is not their real or official name;
Awesome!! That means nick name! See you learn something new every day! HoP is educational in many ways
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old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
lol beenaway for a few days and my kinky protege skills are improving
lol beenaway for a few days and my kinky protege skills are improving
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
you guys have lost it! Totally lost it!
but then you would have had to have it in the first place.
you guys have lost it! Totally lost it! but then you would have had to have it in the first place. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
im sane......
im sane......
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