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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
If i stretched the screen... you are obviously using too low a resolution.
Cos that picture doesnt do anything to any of the computers I use.
If i stretched the screen... you are obviously using too low a resolution.
Cos that picture doesnt do anything to any of the computers I use.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Pfffffffft!
Pfffffffft!
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Please dont chastise me... I hardly know you.
Please dont chastise me... I hardly know you.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
HARDER!!
HARDER!!
HARDER!!
HARDER!!
HARDER!!
HARDER!!
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
Posted:
maybe she can help you
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maybe she can help you
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What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
mmmmmmmm kinky
Can you send her round my place please
mmmmmmmm
kinkyCan you send her round my place please
Let's relight this forum 
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Bad Bad Dunc.
Bad
Bad Dunc. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
whoa... i'm missing out on all the spanking!
can i be next?
whoa... i'm missing out on all the spanking!
can i be next? It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
Wow a spanking thread can i join in??
**wips out a uber big paddle**
Wow a spanking thread can i join in??
**wips out a uber big paddle**
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Hmmmmmmmm my thread is turning into "Ms Whiplash's nightmare". Maybe I should clean it up and post something wholesome and clean that will educate and entertain ........... hmmmmm......... *scratches nose tip pondering what to type* ..... well.........um........*ponders some more* ......
Hmmmmmmmm my thread is turning into "Ms Whiplash's nightmare". Maybe I should clean it up and post something wholesome and clean that will educate and entertain ........... hmmmmm......... *scratches nose tip pondering what to type* ..... well.........um........*ponders some more* ......
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old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
well their is nothing dirty about choc spread
well their is nothing dirty about choc spread
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
pfffft Brodie..... you're not using it right!
pfffft Brodie..... you're not using it right!
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old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
red laces arnt dirty
nor strawberrys n cream
red laces arnt dirty
nor strawberrys n cream
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Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Posted:
Then you're not using those right either
I would offer innocent and pure thoughts, but I seem to have none
Then you're not using those right either
I would offer innocent and pure thoughts, but I seem to have none
If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
I have just been outside battling with the ever attacking brambles that smother my garden. I'm attempting to cut them all back so I can then dig up all the roots and lay turf. Its not going to be easy and its taking me forever to even make a dent in them. Anyone have any ideas on how to get rid of brambles and or where I can get long gauntlet gloves that are impenetrable to the ouchy thorns? I know if you leave any scrap of them in the ground they grow back and have been told the only way is weed killer, but I'm loathed to spray those many chemicals about. I desperately want to reclaim the garden so I have somewhere to learn staff and before the garden claims the house!
I have just been outside battling with the ever attacking brambles that smother my garden. I'm attempting to cut them all back so I can then dig up all the roots and lay turf. Its not going to be easy and its taking me forever to even make a dent in them. Anyone have any ideas on how to get rid of brambles and or where I can get long gauntlet gloves that are impenetrable to the ouchy thorns? I know if you leave any scrap of them in the ground they grow back and have been told the only way is weed killer, but I'm loathed to spray those many chemicals about. I desperately want to reclaim the garden so I have somewhere to learn staff and before the garden claims the house!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
*dons gardening cap*
ok, well now until the end of the year is the perfect time to get rid of them, they have little light or energy to grow back properly. Unfortunately that also means new turf may not take so well so it could be worth while leaving turf till spring time, or put it in in a few weeks but leave it free from mowing till spring and you won't be able to practice on it over winter. If you put turf down now you'll wear it away by spring and be left with big brown patches of mud from your feet. Trust me on this, my garden has that appearence currently.
You need leather clothes to be completely impenetrable (sp?) to the thorns, or just a thick pullover, jeans, leather gloves, sensible shoes and a strong constitution. Expect to bet pricked like you expect to get hit by poi when you first start, it's inevitable and not really all that bad.
Electric hedgetrimmers are great on brambles, but don't forget to wear eye protection. Randomly swipe the little buggers till they're in a pil of little twigs on the floor, then you can shovel them all into a box/bag for the bin or preferably compost them.
When using electrical equipment such as this always wrap a length of the cord around your shoulders from where it leaves the trimmers to help it avoid being chopped and thus electrocuting yourself.
A big HURRAH for not using weedkiller, it is the chemical scum of lazy people. Even burning is better than weed killing it all, at least its natural.
Howzzat!
*dons gardening cap*
ok, well now until the end of the year is the perfect time to get rid of them, they have little light or energy to grow back properly. Unfortunately that also means new turf may not take so well so it could be worth while leaving turf till spring time, or put it in in a few weeks but leave it free from mowing till spring and you won't be able to practice on it over winter. If you put turf down now you'll wear it away by spring and be left with big brown patches of mud from your feet. Trust me on this, my garden has that appearence currently.
You need leather clothes to be completely impenetrable (sp?) to the thorns, or just a thick pullover, jeans, leather gloves, sensible shoes and a strong constitution. Expect to bet pricked like you expect to get hit by poi when you first start, it's inevitable and not really all that bad.
Electric hedgetrimmers are great on brambles, but don't forget to wear eye protection. Randomly swipe the little buggers till they're in a pil of little twigs on the floor, then you can shovel them all into a box/bag for the bin or preferably compost them.
When using electrical equipment such as this always wrap a length of the cord around your shoulders from where it leaves the trimmers to help it avoid being chopped and thus electrocuting yourself.
A big HURRAH for not using weedkiller, it is the chemical scum of lazy people. Even burning is better than weed killing it all, at least its natural.
Howzzat!
Let's relight this forum
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
YAY Dunc..... now would you like to come over with a few other people to do it? Its a long long way off turfing..... there is a narrow entrance to the garden which is blocked by the brambles. I have got about 3 ft into the entrance bit using only secateurs. I think I need a billhook, digger and flame thrower!
YAY Dunc..... now would you like to come over with a few other people to do it? Its a long long way off turfing..... there is a narrow entrance to the garden which is blocked by the brambles. I have got about 3 ft into the entrance bit using only secateurs. I think I need a billhook, digger and flame thrower!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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playing the days away
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
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Ooooooooooooo Hugs. What a nice thing to find in my thread in the morning. Thank you Patrick!
Ooooooooooooo Hugs. What a nice thing to find in my thread in the morning. Thank you Patrick!
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Dunc would you have a spare flame thrower you could lend me?
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This is what I need doing in my back garden!
Whilst looking for flame throwers I found this picture.
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it belongs to a Mister Reusch. I just liked it so I thought I'd share it with you.
Dunc would you have a spare flame thrower you could lend me?
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This is what I need doing in my back garden!
Whilst looking for flame throwers I found this picture.
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it belongs to a Mister Reusch. I just liked it so I thought I'd share it with you.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
who needs a flame thrower when you can do this:
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EDITED_BY: coleman (1096641059)
who needs a flame thrower when you can do this:
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EDITED_BY: coleman (1096641059)
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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
That's Skatenaked! I saw them this year in at the Brizzol Harbour Festival, they were awesome! Really funny dudes
That's Skatenaked! I saw them this year in at the Brizzol Harbour Festival, they were awesome! Really funny dudes Let's relight this forum
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
dunc...
skin up
(still sitting at my desk
)
dunc...
skin up
(still sitting at my desk
) "i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Coleman I can't do that so I'll stick with the flame thrower! Hmmmmm if that little stunt went wrong.........well.........ouch!
Coleman I can't do that so I'll stick with the flame thrower!
Hmmmmm if that little stunt went wrong.........well.........ouch! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
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Location: london
Posted:
mmmmmmm chicks with flame throwers mmmmmmmmm lol
mmmmmmm chicks with flame throwers mmmmmmmmm
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
You strange man!
You strange man! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
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Location: london
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Posted:
oh pooo now every one knows my fettish.... bugger, welll at least its not deet (ickey i hate feet)
oh pooo now every one knows my fettish.... bugger, welll at least its not deet (ickey i hate feet
) old hand
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Location: london
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